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MikeTheFloridaGator

@floridamike100.bsky.social

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My name is Mike. I draw and write sometimes and I created that crackhead bird with the soup addiction. Fair warning, sometimes I get political.

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MikeTheFloridaGator @floridamike100.bsky.social · 18d

When I die and Phil becomes a public domain character 95 years later, y'all can do whatever TF you want with him as long as you follow three rules:

1. No creepy or sexual shit.
2. Has to keep the soup addiction
3. Has to keep throwing Mrs. Orange out of windows

MikeTheFloridaGator @floridamike100.bsky.social · 1h

Edit: Fuck... I actually DID.

...

...but what if she LIED?

MikeTheFloridaGator @floridamike100.bsky.social · 2h

I can't begin to tell you all the joy I felt going back to check my "Mary" story I wrote and realizing that, contrary to my prior belief, I in fact DIDN'T write a line of dialogue explicitly saying that The Creator and Magdalena would never be a couple in my lore. Because that might happen now.

MikeTheFloridaGator @floridamike100.bsky.social · 3h

I have voiceclaims and I also have what I call "vibe claims". Vibe claims are like voiceclaims, but they're the moments I point to that I think perfectly encapsulate the personality of my OCs and not just how they speak.

MikeTheFloridaGator @floridamike100.bsky.social · 22h

What I love about Denholm Reynholm vs. Douglas Reynholm is that they're both pricks, but for completely different reasons. Denholm is a prick cus he's a corrupt, pompous thieving blowhard. Douglas is a prick cus... well, he's Douglas. He's a completely morally bankrupt, sleazy cunt LMFAO.

MikeTheFloridaGator @floridamike100.bsky.social · 22h

There's a horse in this house
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MikeTheFloridaGator @floridamike100.bsky.social · 23h

Am I the only idiot on the planet who hears the name "Ludacris" and thinks of the god-awful "Max Payne" movie?

MikeTheFloridaGator @floridamike100.bsky.social · 1d

I have this image in my head of my OC Camille being all flirty with my OC Blobert and telling him "Draw me like one of your French girls". Blobert, being Blobert, goes "I've never drawn anyone French". Camille just rolls her eyes with a smirk and said, no nonsense, "Peter, draw my titties".

MikeTheFloridaGator @floridamike100.bsky.social · 1d

Ain't a doubt in my mind that my OC Camille's sexual awakening was watching the drawing scene from "Titanic".

a cartoon character is standing next to a table in a room and looking at something .

ALT: a cartoon character is standing next to a table in a room and looking at something .

media.tenor.com

MikeTheFloridaGator @floridamike100.bsky.social · 1d

I want to write a story where my OC The Creator basically lives the story of "El Paso" by Marty Robbins by meeting Gabriella in an El Paso bar and defending her from a group of bandits, for no other reason than I love the image of The Creator in an Old West shootout.

MikeTheFloridaGator @floridamike100.bsky.social · 2d

When people nitpick Harry Potter, that's when you see me go full fanboy "ACKSHULLY" douchebag.

MikeTheFloridaGator @floridamike100.bsky.social · 2d

I FINALLY FIGURED OUT HOW TO DRAW MY OC DENZEL IN A FRONT VIEW, ALERT THE MEDIA!

MikeTheFloridaGator @floridamike100.bsky.social · 2d

You don't know "life imitating art" until you see me try to process and understand my lore in real time along with the characters in the actual fucking story.

MikeTheFloridaGator @floridamike100.bsky.social · 2d

That said, he still pities this man. If Omnia had just been more transparent and not so aloof, people like Christopher might not have been duped into believing God was THIS cruel. It only makes The Creator MORE angry at Omnia for being so aloof and careless.

MikeTheFloridaGator @floridamike100.bsky.social · 2d

The Creator immediately feels disgust when he hears all the horrible stuff Christopher did to Sky. He did all this because he thought that "God" WANTED him to be an abusive prick to a genderfluid person? Well, now he's MEETING "God" and He thinks Christopher is a joke.

MikeTheFloridaGator @floridamike100.bsky.social · 2d

I just had a brilliant idea for a scene in my lore where The Creator meets people in Hell who were connected with people he met during his life. One of them is Christopher, Sky's abusive ex-boyfriend. Creator never met Christopher himself; he only ever heard testimony from Sky about him.

MikeTheFloridaGator @floridamike100.bsky.social · 2d

If you ever feel like you're too inexperienced to figure out how to do something properly, just remember that Orson Welles directed Citizen Kane at age 25 with no prior directing experience.

MikeTheFloridaGator @floridamike100.bsky.social · 2d

The problem with The Onion nowadays is that no headline feels too crazy anymore, so I just automatically assume every one of them is true until I see that it's this particular publication.

MikeTheFloridaGator @floridamike100.bsky.social · 2d

"You're the nasty egg people that stole all my waffles!" sounds like a line I would have written for Phil. Just replace "waffles" with "soup". #teentitans

MikeTheFloridaGator @floridamike100.bsky.social · 2d

The moment I saw Rosa Diaz get pissed off and smash a computer monitor, spray it with a fire extinguisher and then point the extinguisher at a guy nearby and say "One more step and you're next", I looked at my OC Gabriella and said, "I've found your alternate life".

MikeTheFloridaGator @floridamike100.bsky.social · 2d

I just had a beautiful, yet also depressing visual in my head of my OCs DJ and Blobert making love for the first time and DJ is having to softly reassure Blobert that he isn't doing anything wrong. Blobert shouldn't have to feel like he'd be arrested for fucking another dude. It's 20-fucking-25.

MikeTheFloridaGator @floridamike100.bsky.social · 2d

Someone on Discord had a 'Hear me out' channel (as in, 'I think this person’s hot and would totally get it on with them, but I might sound crazy'), and I put Laverne Cox. The fact that I even felt like I needed to say that under 'Hear me out' is the problem.

MikeTheFloridaGator @floridamike100.bsky.social · 2d

When you know that Clapton wrote this song to process the grief he felt after his infant son died, you'll weep even fucking harder.

Tears in Heaven

open.spotify.com

MikeTheFloridaGator @floridamike100.bsky.social · 3d

My OC Mr. Avocado has my favorite origin story of any OC: I literally made him just to shut up everyone who was bitching that "Mrs." Orange wasn't married. I only named her that originally cus I thought it sounded better than "Miss", but then I was like "Fuck it, y'all happy? She's married now"

MikeTheFloridaGator @floridamike100.bsky.social · 3d

I only just realized how flat-chested my OC Leah is. Like washboard flat. And I'm not saying that to shame her-- I'm literally the one who designed her that way--, I'm just saying. Honestly, I think it works for her: she's so cool that her boobs probably melted from the heat of her awesomeness.

MikeTheFloridaGator @floridamike100.bsky.social · 3d

I'm tempted to write a scene in my lore where The Creator meets a man on a mountain range in Switzerland, things go south and the meeting ends with The Creator angrily shouting, "You see what happens when you converse with strange men on mountaintops, Michael?!"

No one would get this joke but me.