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Based in the low countries. Mostly self-made things. No DMs please. I get scared easily.
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floatingbird.bsky.social
Infinite Unpredictability

#photography
#cats
The image depicts an orange cat with a human's finger resting in its vicinity. The cat faces to the right of the frame, while the person's index finger, partially cut off in the image, enters the cat's field of vision, located on the right of the frame. The cat's forehead creases catch some of the sunlight, possibly indicating a cloudless, sunny day. In the background, a glass landscape window with a white surround is visible, suggesting a housing estate. The cat seems healthy. The overall atmosphere could be flirting and playful.
floatingbird.bsky.social
11:06 di-dah-dit

#photography
#zutphen
The image features a man standing between two large white sculptures and in front of what can be perceived as an oversized clock with gold hands, set against the backdrop of a multistory building.

The sculptures on either side of the man depict round figures topped with cylinders that resemble heads, featuring cut-out eyes. The man standing between the two sculptures is dressed in black; he's wearing a black short-sleeved T-shirt and trousers. 

In the background, the bricks, firm glass of rows of ceiling lights and overhead vents suggest a cohesive setting.
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floatingbird.bsky.social
Keep Calm and What Have You
A collage of four images, likely digital art, featuring a man’s face. Each quadrant presents a stylized portrait. 

In the top left, the man's face is dark, almost black and white, with intricate, textured patterns and a golden-yellow/gold design around the eyes and forehead.  He appears to wear glasses and has a slightly smiling expression. 

The top right quadrant shows a similar man, but with a predominantly reddish-brown/burnt umber face design.  The design seems to represent some kind of ceremonial mask and has a similar golden/yellow pattern on the forehead and around the eyes, with similar glasses.   He, too, has a smiling expression. 

The bottom left quadrant features another portrayal of the man, this time with a primarily grey-toned/gray/blue-grey face design with intricate patterns. Again, glasses and a hint of a smile are visible. 

The bottom right quadrant is a variation of the man with a dark brown with gold, almost bronze-colored design on his face. Similar to the other images, he has a slightly smiling expression and is wearing glasses. 

The background elements in each quadrant depict urban street scenes, though they are heavily stylized and abstract, with blurred buildings and foliage, creating a surreal or artistic atmosphere.
floatingbird.bsky.social
Have You Eaten Yet?

#photography
#arnhem #axes
Two men dressed in medieval-style clothing, complete with tunics and pants, are walking toward a train platform.  The man on the left is carrying a dark-colored bag with the phrase Have You Eaten Yet on it.  One of the men is holding a long-handled axe.  A third person, seated on a bench, is wearing a hooded sweatshirt and looking down at a smartphone.  The train platform is light-colored concrete, and a modern teal and white train is parked near the edge of the platform.  The train's windows reflect the scene. The overall impression is of a public transportation setting with individuals dressed in anachronistic garb.
floatingbird.bsky.social
Here's looking at you

#photography
#gnomes #doesburg
Three large garden gnomes, rendered in bright, bold colors, stand in front of a shop in the Dutch town of Doesburg.

The gnome on the left is yellow, the middle one is black, and the gnome on the right is a vibrant blue. All three gnomes have traditional gnome features: conical hats, large, pointed beards, and are depicted in the style of traditional garden gnomes. 

The gnomes are positioned in front of a shop window, which displays a reflection of the street scene and a seated, orange-robed figure; likely a statue of a Buddhist monk. 

The shop's exterior is a light gray, and the pavement is a brick-patterned, reddish-brown.  A small, pink bowl is placed on the ground in front of the yellow gnome. Several small, wheeled metal benches are visible, attached to the shop's exterior.
floatingbird.bsky.social
Warnings Were Issued

#gelliprint #gelliplate
#monoprint #bnw
A black and white image of a customs declaration form. 

The form is heavily damaged and smudged, with significant areas of missing or obscured text. A partial portrait of a person is visible, superimposed on the form, printed in a less distinct grayscale. 

Various fields are labeled, including "Commercial," "Sale of," "Contents," "Quantity," and "Weight." Numbers and codes, including "CN 22," are visible in the document headers/footers. 

Sections of handwritten or typed text are present, but much of the content is illegible.  A handwritten signature area ("Sign & Date") is present, but the signature and date are not visible. 

A section appears to include instructions or warnings regarding the contents.  Reference to a "dangerous" item is also visible.
floatingbird.bsky.social
Surprising! I didn’t see that coming. Thank you, Yann.
floatingbird.bsky.social
This is fine

#photography #bnw
#brownie #analog
#westervoort
Full black-and-white outdoor shot of a crucifix atop a grave marker, taken in Westervoort, the Netherlands, with Adox CHS 100 II film in a Kodak Brownie Flash II box camera.

A sculpted figure of Jesus Christ, arms outstretched, is affixed to a large, rectangular cross. The cross sits atop a slightly raised, rectangular, stone or concrete grave marker. 

The base of the marker is surrounded by low-lying bushes and small flowering plants of various shades of dark gray. 

In the background, a dense array of dark-grayish foliage, trees, and shrubs completely frames the immediate area surrounding the grave. The overall impression is of a somber, peaceful, and slightly aged cemetery scene.  The image has a grainy quality, consistent with an older photograph or print.
floatingbird.bsky.social
Thick

#monoprint #gelliprint
#gelliplate #washi
A vertical, light gray/beige-toned image, possibly a faded or aged reproduction of a painting or woodblock print. 

The image shows a figure holding a brick, depicted in a style that suggests Asian aesthetics.  It is drawn in a muted black line style, seemingly wearing garments. The figure is positioned so the head is near the middle of the image, and the body slant away. 

A pale grayish-blue area representing a landscape feature (possibly water or sky) is located above the figures. 

Small, delicate markings are scattered across the top and upper portion of the image.  The overall impression is one of delicate, muted tones, hinting at a traditional artistic style. The image's texture is rough or uneven, characteristic of the print's medium.
floatingbird.bsky.social
There's a horse in there

#photography
#bnw #adox100
#liemers #brownie
#boxcamera
#inthezone
Photo made in the NL Liemers region with Adox CHS 100 II film in a No. 2 Brownie box camera. Full-frame, grayscale, close-up view of a dense patch of vegetation. 

The image appears to be textured with a grainy, slightly blurred quality; there's a sense of depth of field with slightly out-of-focus elements. The texture mimics the patterns of grasses or weeds, varying in thickness and density. 

The colors are entirely in shades of gray, ranging from very light to very dark. The tones and textures suggest a natural, outdoor scene, possibly in a field or marshy area. A cluster of foliage or weeds is the central focus, while the background offers equally dense vegetation. The image lacks any clear discernible detail, like specific shapes or forms, and the focus is on the abstract patterns and textures.
floatingbird.bsky.social
The Future Took Ages

#photography
#arnhem
Full outdoor shot of a train station platform. 

The platform is paved with light gray concrete tiles, creating a pattern of shadows cast by the modern, light-gray, arched structures above. 

A person on a mobility scooter is traveling through the platform. Another person sits on a standard wooden bench.

Several gray metal trash bins are positioned along the platform, and a digital display screen is mounted on the wall. 

The station architecture is modern and minimalist, with a light gray color scheme. A clear blue sky is visible.
floatingbird.bsky.social
Hydro Dip Me

#photography
#clouds #turbines
A large, white wind turbine stands against a backdrop of a dramatic sky filled with fluffy, cumulus clouds.  The clouds are various shades of white and gray, with some areas appearing darker and more dense.  The wind turbine's blades are clearly visible, and its tall, slender tower extends upward into the cloudy sky. A line of dark green trees is visible at the bottom of the image, positioned in front of the wind turbine. The sky fills most of the image, with the wind turbine and trees taking up a smaller portion. A light blue sky is peeking out through the gaps in the clouds.
floatingbird.bsky.social
No, it’s a canal wall in Amersfoort, Netherlands
floatingbird.bsky.social
Fields of Green

#photography
#washi
Full shot of a man in a wooded area,  toner on Washi paper.

The man is centered in the image and appears to be holding a bag. His upper body, including his arms and torso, are visible.  He's wearing a dark-colored, possibly black, shirt.  He is positioned as if he's standing and looking ahead.  Slight blurring or a grainy texture is apparent all over the image, making it difficult to see fine details and giving a somewhat faded or vintage portrait impression.

The background is filled with trees and foliage  showing a significant amount of depth, in various shades of muted greens, gray, and browns.  A weathered, dark signpost-mounted informational board is also visible high within the treeline. The light in the image is uneven and diffused, creating a soft tonal range, with possibly a slight overall muted gray-green tone.
floatingbird.bsky.social
Reds, Oranges, Yellows, Greens, Blues and Purples
A woman is seen from the mid-chest up, in the midst of arranging or hanging a multitude of colorful pom-poms. 

The pom-poms are various vibrant colors, including reds, oranges, yellows, greens, blues, and purples.  They are strung on thin threads or strings, creating a decorative display, possibly a garland or a mobile.

The person's arms are outstretched, reaching between and adjusting the pom-poms.  Their upper body and arms are visible, and they are wearing a gray/multi-colored tank top.  One can see tattoos on their arms and shoulders, a scattering of visible, detailed designs.  The person is wearing glasses and has light colored hair.  The image is brightly lit and focused on this person and the pom-poms. The background is slightly out of focus, suggesting the person is near or directly in front of whatever surface the pom poms are hanging from. The image has a vintage or slightly grainy filter/tone, which gives it a retro feel.