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Felicia Hardy
@flisshardy.bsky.social
Life’s too short to waste it on boring things like following rules

MarvelRP
MVRP
25+, GMT
#AtomicBomb
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𝘐𝘯 𝘵𝘪𝘮𝘦𝘴 𝘰𝘧 𝘵𝘺𝘳𝘢𝘯𝘯𝘺 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘪𝘯𝘫𝘶𝘴𝘵𝘪𝘤𝘦 𝘸𝘩𝘦𝘯 𝘭𝘢𝘸 𝘰𝘱𝘱𝘳𝘦𝘴𝘴𝘦𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘱𝘦𝘰𝘱𝘭𝘦, 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘰𝘶𝘵𝘭𝘢𝘸 𝘵𝘢𝘬𝘦𝘴 𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘱𝘭𝘢𝘤𝘦 𝘪𝘯 𝘩𝘪𝘴𝘵𝘰𝘳𝘺-

🎶 The Infamous Black Cat
🎶 Vigilante Era
🎶 Earth 30 AU
🎶 MVRP
🎶 Banter, SL, etc

📻 25+ mun, she/her, GMT
"Oh we'll be there, don't you worry!"
"I do. Speaking of which, should I put your Christmas gift under a tree, or in my latest magical vault slash obstacle course in the basement of the Sanctum?"

A short pause.

"Also, Satana and I are to be wed today. I have your and Miguel's invitations."
November 30, 2025 at 2:51 PM
"Okay, I have coffee, I have sweet treats, and I have a really spicy monster-fucker novella with illustrations."

"I'm all set for the day."
November 30, 2025 at 12:24 PM
"Ugh...."

"You know I was a freaky little book-worm."
"Hey now, that's a very good and important piece of art."
"Sorry I didn't rot my brain watching Says-me Streets or whatever."
November 30, 2025 at 11:13 AM
"Beg to differ."
November 30, 2025 at 11:11 AM
"Sorry I didn't rot my brain watching Says-me Streets or whatever."
"...You're not fun at all."
Blank faced

"Was it television? I didn't really watch television when I was a kid."
November 30, 2025 at 11:09 AM
"That's exactly what a worm would say."
November 30, 2025 at 11:08 AM
Blank faced

"Was it television? I didn't really watch television when I was a kid."
"The Magic School Bus teacher?"
November 30, 2025 at 11:07 AM
"Castle, you're literally the worm in this scenario."
November 30, 2025 at 11:04 AM
"Who's that?"
"You kinda look like Ms. Frizzle."
"I was a worm once."
November 30, 2025 at 11:00 AM
"The worm question isn't about solving a problem, fixing them, or understanding why they're a worm, it's about acceptance. You'd accept them no matter what happens."

"It's really someone asking if you'd still love them if they had an accident and were paralysed, or got ill, or lost a limb."
November 30, 2025 at 11:00 AM
"I was a worm once."
November 30, 2025 at 10:54 AM
"Can Matt hear that boner poppin'? Cuz the rest of sure do."
November 30, 2025 at 10:53 AM
Would you still love her if she was a worm, though?!
God this is Pepper and the worm talk all over again.
“I’m insanely angry that in my fictional scenario, you didn’t wait a hundred years before you moved on with your life!”
November 30, 2025 at 10:06 AM
“You better grow old with me, Miguel O’Hara!”
November 30, 2025 at 10:05 AM
“I’m insanely angry that in my fictional scenario, you didn’t wait a hundred years before you moved on with your life!”
November 30, 2025 at 10:04 AM
Wait….

Does that mean that in a long number of years, she’s going to look a lot older than he is?

And then she’ll die.

And he’ll just MOVE ON?!
November 30, 2025 at 10:03 AM
“I love getting old.”

“Age with disgrace, I always say.”
November 30, 2025 at 9:47 AM
“Ha! I KNEW IT!”

“Your water bill and toilet paper bills must have shot right up, huh?”

“Did you buy shares in sanitation and Cottonelle?”
"Only FRIDAY is privy to that information."

<It's a required monitoring from Stark's Med tearm with his new biometrics being more difficult to account for. Also, he's on a strict bladder regim->

"THANK YOU, FRIDAY!"
“So if all you folk with higher metabolisms are having to eat more to keep up with your calorific needs, are you also pooping more?”
November 30, 2025 at 9:43 AM
And he is just so delightful to pet. Hands exploring the muscles on his back, sliding up to his shoulder blades and drawing a little huff of excitement from her.

“You gonna show me the bedroom where the magic happens?”
Sounds like a good children's book.

His hands rested on her hips as he leaned into the kiss, reacting to her touch like a cat that arches its back when petted. Contrary to his old self's belief, this was perfectly right. She was perfect.
Oh, he might let that go to his head. The Interdimensional Adventures of Vincent van Meow.

“I know you can.”

The last part earned him a kiss. Her body pressed in close, hands wandering up under his shirt, lips soft against his.
November 30, 2025 at 9:41 AM
“So if all you folk with higher metabolisms are having to eat more to keep up with your calorific needs, are you also pooping more?”
November 30, 2025 at 9:39 AM
Oh, he might let that go to his head. The Interdimensional Adventures of Vincent van Meow.

“I know you can.”

The last part earned him a kiss. Her body pressed in close, hands wandering up under his shirt, lips soft against his.
"Yeah, I thought so… I can work something out for him."

Maybe an interdimensional kitty door-

"Well, you are my cosy present and future, so…"
“Lindo will, Vincent might miss the city.”

Maybe they could go pick up some new throw blankets and scatter cushions. New lamps.

“Am I stepping in on your cosy past?”
November 30, 2025 at 9:21 AM
“Lindo will, Vincent might miss the city.”

Maybe they could go pick up some new throw blankets and scatter cushions. New lamps.

“Am I stepping in on your cosy past?”
"The cats will be happy wherever we are, baby, I'm sure of that."

Miguel rested his chin on top of her head. Took in the view of the remnant of not-yet forgotten memories. Good or bad. They made him smile.

"It's strange to be here with ye..."
"Oh to be surrounded by that accent."

She grinned, leaning in and wrapping her arms around him.

"Do you think the cats will be happy here?"
November 28, 2025 at 6:44 PM
"Oh to be surrounded by that accent."

She grinned, leaning in and wrapping her arms around him.

"Do you think the cats will be happy here?"
"T'ink of it, we could live here away from the turmoil and whenever ye fancy glitzy parties or… New York chaos, ye are simply a portal away from all of it. I mean, I still work at the Spider Society, so…"
"Honeymoon Home? Or full time?"

"I might miss the glitzy New York parties, but that's why I have a funky watch, right?"
November 28, 2025 at 5:32 PM
"Honeymoon Home? Or full time?"

"I might miss the glitzy New York parties, but that's why I have a funky watch, right?"
Yeah. Maybe something to make it more like… home.
Ready to be DECORATED?!
November 28, 2025 at 2:18 PM
I thought her butt was having a ciggy
November 28, 2025 at 12:31 PM