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Byron “FlingSmash Champ” Kan

@flingsmash.bsky.social

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he/him. Never seen Scott the Woz

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Byron “FlingSmash Champ” Kan @flingsmash.bsky.social · Sep 22

FlingSmash

Byron “FlingSmash Champ” Kan @flingsmash.bsky.social · 4h

The LIBS don’t like me letting my Quilava vape

Byron “FlingSmash Champ” Kan @flingsmash.bsky.social · 1d

You Winsome you Losesome. I think I’m the first person to think of this joke

Byron “FlingSmash Champ” Kan @flingsmash.bsky.social · 2d

The fact that I run every single gimmick account on this app isn't "sad" dude it's actually pretty based

Byron “FlingSmash Champ” Kan @flingsmash.bsky.social · 3d

My game is good, the algorithm just ignores me
My game is good, the algorithm just ignores me
My game is good, the algorithm just ignores me
My game is good, the algorithm just ignores...

Byron “FlingSmash Champ” Kan @flingsmash.bsky.social · 4d

You gotta fight! For your right! To POSSSSSTTTTTTT!!!!!!

Byron “FlingSmash Champ” Kan @flingsmash.bsky.social · 10d

What is this diddyblud doing at the calculator? Is blud Einstein? 🤔

Byron “FlingSmash Champ” Kan @flingsmash.bsky.social · 17d

“I got that daemon in me 😈😈” -Docker

Byron “FlingSmash Champ” Kan @flingsmash.bsky.social · 21d

GTA6 will reportedly have a dedicated twerk button (IGN)

Byron “FlingSmash Champ” Kan @flingsmash.bsky.social · 23d

Get thee to a Kinko’s

Byron “FlingSmash Champ” Kan @flingsmash.bsky.social · 25d

“Ooh look the dude from The Black Phone is a horror ICON just like Chucky and Ghostface” no he isn’t who told you that

Byron “FlingSmash Champ” Kan @flingsmash.bsky.social · 25d

I’d like to apologize to Art the Clown for ever considering him an industry plant because I now realize that the label is wasted on him but is 100% deserved for The Grabber

Byron “FlingSmash Champ” Kan @flingsmash.bsky.social · 29d

They’re sending in Big Chungus

Tweet from ABC News reading:
Members of the Texas National Guard have arrived in Illinois, according to sources familiar with their whereabouts and video taken of them at an Army Reserve training facility in a Chicago suburb.

Read more: abcnews.link/iyeB666

Byron “FlingSmash Champ” Kan @flingsmash.bsky.social · Oct 3

Taylor COOKED with this one 🔥🔥

I do not like them in a box.
I do not like them with a fox.
I do not like them in a house.
I do not like them with a mouse.
I do not like them here or there.
I do not like them anywhere.
I do not like green eggs and ham.
I do not like them, Sam-I-am.

Byron “FlingSmash Champ” Kan @flingsmash.bsky.social · Oct 2

In China 🇨🇳 they are putting blue 🟦 on the roofs 👌

Byron “FlingSmash Champ” Kan @flingsmash.bsky.social · Sep 30

One time I tried to say hello to Tilly Norwood and she pulled on the back of her eyelids and said “Herro Ching Chong sensei I rove you rong time” so idk she seems kinda problematic… :/

IGN @ign.com · Sep 30

The Hollywood community was quick to condemn the AI-generated “actress” Tilly Norwood and its creators, with SAG-AFTRA saying, "creativity is, and should remain, human-centered." bit.ly/4pTxa4E

SAG-AFTRA Hits Out at Tilly Norwood, the AI-Generated "Actress" That Has Enraged Hollywood

Byron “FlingSmash Champ” Kan @flingsmash.bsky.social · Sep 30

Just hit Tilly Norwood with my Buick

Byron “FlingSmash Champ” Kan @flingsmash.bsky.social · Sep 30

Excellent work, Agent 67. Now head to an exit.

Byron “FlingSmash Champ” Kan @flingsmash.bsky.social · Sep 28

They should make this game on ps4

Byron “FlingSmash Champ” Kan @flingsmash.bsky.social · Sep 27

Teens are SMOKING the coronavirus

Byron “FlingSmash Champ” Kan @flingsmash.bsky.social · Sep 27

Adrian describe YOUR friend group

Byron “FlingSmash Champ” Kan @flingsmash.bsky.social · Sep 26

Everybody get more Chinese NOWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Byron “FlingSmash Champ” Kan @flingsmash.bsky.social · Sep 22

Jon Rothstein is fucked

Pop Base @popbase.tv · Sep 21

Donald Trump says at Charlie Kirk’s memorial that his administration has found “an answer to autism” which will be announced tomorrow.

“One of the biggest announcements, medically, in the history of our country.”

Byron “FlingSmash Champ” Kan @flingsmash.bsky.social · Sep 21

Artoon confirms that FlingSmash is there were once they are did.

The game became the first ever to have the first as in the Nintendo games of that when the Wii began.

Congratulations Artoon!

Byron “FlingSmash Champ” Kan @flingsmash.bsky.social · Sep 17

Only 2000s kids remember the first amendment

Byron “FlingSmash Champ” Kan @flingsmash.bsky.social · Sep 12

When they revealed the writings on the Utah shooter’s casings I assumed he was a leftist but then I remembered he did something other than just post on social media the entire day and now I’m not sure