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IT APPROACHES.

@fleshbeast.bsky.social

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Jen Fleshbeast of Fleshbeast fame. Θ'-dimensional anomalous meme complex.

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IT APPROACHES. @fleshbeast.bsky.social · Jun 19

Right, this is where we draw pictures, and don't kill each other!

IT APPROACHES. @fleshbeast.bsky.social · 3h

i would argue the oven (and other such objects) didnt show up because they never actually left the living room/studio. they only ever POTENTIALLY got glimpses via the minigames

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Lucas Nunes @lucasjn.bsky.social · 1d

Here's a T. Rex bored to death trying to bite their own tail. My partner asked me to animate it in stop motion, after she watched a video about the very important topic of "could T. Rex chew its own tail like a dog". The puppet is still a work in progress 🦖

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IT APPROACHES. @fleshbeast.bsky.social · 21h

hahahah i GOT YOU IDIOT!! i made you experience JOY and MERRIMENT like a DUMBASS

IT APPROACHES. @fleshbeast.bsky.social · 22h

likea porch

IT APPROACHES. @fleshbeast.bsky.social · 22h

nonono, its a deckbuilder because you build decks

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IT APPROACHES. @fleshbeast.bsky.social · 22h

roguelike deckbuilder platformer

IT APPROACHES. @fleshbeast.bsky.social · 1d

unfortunately 90% of people do not have 10 phds in compsci so this is not an actual solution

IT APPROACHES. @fleshbeast.bsky.social · 1d

oh sorry, 10 phds.

IT APPROACHES. @fleshbeast.bsky.social · 1d

they need to invent computers that work and NO LINUX DOESNT COUNT

IT APPROACHES. @fleshbeast.bsky.social · 1d

people responding to complaints abt windows with "ermmm just use linux 😏" as if you dont need 12 phds in computer science to do anything with it

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IT APPROACHES. @fleshbeast.bsky.social · 1d

genre: roguelike deckbuilder

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IT APPROACHES. @fleshbeast.bsky.social · 1d

House of Leaves: The Videogame

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IT APPROACHES. @fleshbeast.bsky.social · 1d

I ❤️ themes, but i would never ever ever EVER engage with one!

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IT APPROACHES. @fleshbeast.bsky.social · 1d

Jpeg watches Mac and Me (1988) (2025)

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IT APPROACHES. @fleshbeast.bsky.social · 1d

shotspewd is actively detrimental if younhave tech x. or any homing effects. or godhead. or get it above 2 where it starts to clip through enemies. or etc, etc, etc.

IT APPROACHES. @fleshbeast.bsky.social · 1d

idk high shotspeed just feels gross. i wish it just wasnt implemented as an alterable statistic at all

IT APPROACHES. @fleshbeast.bsky.social · 1d

high shotspeed is literally onlh detrimental WHY was it implimented. you could have just had a fixed projectile speed for tears, EDMUND.

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IT APPROACHES. @fleshbeast.bsky.social · 1d

shot speed is the most worthless stat in the binding of isaac and it never should have been added as a mechanic.

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IT APPROACHES. @fleshbeast.bsky.social · 2d

ATTACK ATTACK BITE GNASH CLAE SNARL BIT BITE BITE KILL BITE

IT APPROACHES. @fleshbeast.bsky.social · 2d

i am a kris dreemurr prince of heart truther

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IT APPROACHES. @fleshbeast.bsky.social · 2d

at least take a girl out to dinner before you show her your ham!

IT APPROACHES. @fleshbeast.bsky.social · 2d

think snarter not harder

IT APPROACHES. @fleshbeast.bsky.social · 2d

Jpeg Practices Her Challenge Pissing (2025)

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IT APPROACHES. @fleshbeast.bsky.social · 2d

my iconic character Jpeg Artifact's has a tail its just short and stubby because i dont want to have to remember her tail every time i draw her.

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IT APPROACHES. @fleshbeast.bsky.social · 3d

every time i see tweet made by a trans woman on twitter or anything ABOUT a trans woman the top 2 trillion comments are always the most rancid shit imaginable