𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑 𝐒𝐏𝐀𝐍𝐆𝐋𝐄𝐃 𝐁𝐈𝐓𝐂𝐇
@flawedproduct.bsky.social
⊘ DEAD DOVE, DO NOT EAT. MDNI.
Pinned
( his expression, for a moment, does this odd twitching thing, almost like he's fighting between a scowl and a smile. )
i do what heroes *do. I save people, save lives. they can't protect themselves, so they *need. . .
( why is he defending himself. )
i do what heroes *do. I save people, save lives. they can't protect themselves, so they *need. . .
( why is he defending himself. )
So you need this iconic look for people to recognise you instantly and thus feel the security your presence brings? I suppose that does make a sort of sense!
I do not know what kind of circumstances you live in– or others of your realm for that matter, what is it that you do? What makes you a hero?
I do not know what kind of circumstances you live in– or others of your realm for that matter, what is it that you do? What makes you a hero?
see, *that's where you're misguided.
all those *normal people, those mundane people --- they. . . they *need a look to cling to like fleas to a dog. they rely on it because it makes them feel safer.
they're so pathetic that they need something flashy to tell them they're safe.
all those *normal people, those mundane people --- they. . . they *need a look to cling to like fleas to a dog. they rely on it because it makes them feel safer.
they're so pathetic that they need something flashy to tell them they're safe.
December 13, 2025 at 1:59 AM
( his expression, for a moment, does this odd twitching thing, almost like he's fighting between a scowl and a smile. )
i do what heroes *do. I save people, save lives. they can't protect themselves, so they *need. . .
( why is he defending himself. )
i do what heroes *do. I save people, save lives. they can't protect themselves, so they *need. . .
( why is he defending himself. )
see, *that's where you're misguided.
all those *normal people, those mundane people --- they. . . they *need a look to cling to like fleas to a dog. they rely on it because it makes them feel safer.
they're so pathetic that they need something flashy to tell them they're safe.
all those *normal people, those mundane people --- they. . . they *need a look to cling to like fleas to a dog. they rely on it because it makes them feel safer.
they're so pathetic that they need something flashy to tell them they're safe.
Ah, an iconic look! I suppose it certainly succeeds in that regard! I can't imagine it would be easy to blend in with that design!
But if you are a hero, would your actions not make you recognisable enough?
But if you are a hero, would your actions not make you recognisable enough?
it's called being a *hero, funny rodent. we look *iconic so the people's hearts soar when they see us arrive on the scene.
we're supposed to stick out because *we aren't painfully mundane. we're special.
we're supposed to stick out because *we aren't painfully mundane. we're special.
December 12, 2025 at 3:13 PM
see, *that's where you're misguided.
all those *normal people, those mundane people --- they. . . they *need a look to cling to like fleas to a dog. they rely on it because it makes them feel safer.
they're so pathetic that they need something flashy to tell them they're safe.
all those *normal people, those mundane people --- they. . . they *need a look to cling to like fleas to a dog. they rely on it because it makes them feel safer.
they're so pathetic that they need something flashy to tell them they're safe.
Reposted by 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑 𝐒𝐏𝐀𝐍𝐆𝐋𝐄𝐃 𝐁𝐈𝐓𝐂𝐇
Reposted by 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑 𝐒𝐏𝐀𝐍𝐆𝐋𝐄𝐃 𝐁𝐈𝐓𝐂𝐇
Reposted by 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑 𝐒𝐏𝐀𝐍𝐆𝐋𝐄𝐃 𝐁𝐈𝐓𝐂𝐇
𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟 𓆝 𓆟 𓆝
─────────────── ⋆⋅🌊⋅⋆ ──
── .✦ 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐋𝐚𝐬𝐭 𝐊𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐨𝐟 𝐀𝐭𝐥𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐬
── .✦ 𝐀𝐭𝐥𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐬 𝐢𝐬 𝐃𝐞𝐚𝐝
── .✦ 𝐋𝐨𝐧𝐠 𝐋𝐢𝐯𝐞 𝐀𝐭𝐥𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐬
─────────────── ⋆⋅🌊⋅⋆ ──
𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟 𓆝 𓆟 𓆝
♡ + ⟳
─────────────── ⋆⋅🌊⋅⋆ ──
── .✦ 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐋𝐚𝐬𝐭 𝐊𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐨𝐟 𝐀𝐭𝐥𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐬
── .✦ 𝐀𝐭𝐥𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐬 𝐢𝐬 𝐃𝐞𝐚𝐝
── .✦ 𝐋𝐨𝐧𝐠 𝐋𝐢𝐯𝐞 𝐀𝐭𝐥𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐬
─────────────── ⋆⋅🌊⋅⋆ ──
𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟 𓆝 𓆟 𓆝
♡ + ⟳
July 15, 2025 at 4:49 AM
𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟 𓆝 𓆟 𓆝
─────────────── ⋆⋅🌊⋅⋆ ──
── .✦ 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐋𝐚𝐬𝐭 𝐊𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐨𝐟 𝐀𝐭𝐥𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐬
── .✦ 𝐀𝐭𝐥𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐬 𝐢𝐬 𝐃𝐞𝐚𝐝
── .✦ 𝐋𝐨𝐧𝐠 𝐋𝐢𝐯𝐞 𝐀𝐭𝐥𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐬
─────────────── ⋆⋅🌊⋅⋆ ──
𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟 𓆝 𓆟 𓆝
♡ + ⟳
─────────────── ⋆⋅🌊⋅⋆ ──
── .✦ 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐋𝐚𝐬𝐭 𝐊𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐨𝐟 𝐀𝐭𝐥𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐬
── .✦ 𝐀𝐭𝐥𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐬 𝐢𝐬 𝐃𝐞𝐚𝐝
── .✦ 𝐋𝐨𝐧𝐠 𝐋𝐢𝐯𝐞 𝐀𝐭𝐥𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐬
─────────────── ⋆⋅🌊⋅⋆ ──
𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟 𓆝 𓆟 𓆝
♡ + ⟳
Reposted by 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑 𝐒𝐏𝐀𝐍𝐆𝐋𝐄𝐃 𝐁𝐈𝐓𝐂𝐇
Reposted by 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑 𝐒𝐏𝐀𝐍𝐆𝐋𝐄𝐃 𝐁𝐈𝐓𝐂𝐇
Ororo Munroe alias STORM
Mutant and weather witch of the x-men
[PARODY ACCOUNT]
Mutant and weather witch of the x-men
[PARODY ACCOUNT]
December 12, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Ororo Munroe alias STORM
Mutant and weather witch of the x-men
[PARODY ACCOUNT]
Mutant and weather witch of the x-men
[PARODY ACCOUNT]
it's called being a *hero, funny rodent. we look *iconic so the people's hearts soar when they see us arrive on the scene.
we're supposed to stick out because *we aren't painfully mundane. we're special.
we're supposed to stick out because *we aren't painfully mundane. we're special.
Different perspectives tend to be quite handy to have, star-specked creature!
I have also seen my fair share of garments, though clearly taste seems to be quite . . . different!
I have also seen my fair share of garments, though clearly taste seems to be quite . . . different!
you're assuming I even need advice. even if I did, what would qualify you to give it, hm?
December 12, 2025 at 1:06 AM
it's called being a *hero, funny rodent. we look *iconic so the people's hearts soar when they see us arrive on the scene.
we're supposed to stick out because *we aren't painfully mundane. we're special.
we're supposed to stick out because *we aren't painfully mundane. we're special.
you're assuming I even need advice. even if I did, what would qualify you to give it, hm?
Ooooo, you're one who knows how to take a little jab! Now, do you also take wardrobe advice?
ooooo, you're a brave one for an oversized subway rodent! I like the pizzazz!
December 12, 2025 at 12:45 AM
you're assuming I even need advice. even if I did, what would qualify you to give it, hm?
ooooo, you're a brave one for an oversized subway rodent! I like the pizzazz!
If it wasn't directed at you then why did you react to it? :3
now I know that wasn't directed at me :)
December 12, 2025 at 12:09 AM
ooooo, you're a brave one for an oversized subway rodent! I like the pizzazz!
now I know that wasn't directed at me :)
Oh, another being with questionable clothing choice...talk about normal.
December 11, 2025 at 11:59 PM
now I know that wasn't directed at me :)
he can count on one hand how many NORMAL new faces there are here.
horrific.
he can't have a break EVER.
horrific.
he can't have a break EVER.
December 11, 2025 at 10:57 PM
he can count on one hand how many NORMAL new faces there are here.
horrific.
he can't have a break EVER.
horrific.
he can't have a break EVER.
ooc.
if I ever do an mh event on this account I'm probably turning him into a rusted kushala. because a) thematically, it FITS. b) kushala is annoying. really annoying. I've gotta demote him to my least favourite elder dragon
stupid shiteating tornado spam and wind aura :/
if I ever do an mh event on this account I'm probably turning him into a rusted kushala. because a) thematically, it FITS. b) kushala is annoying. really annoying. I've gotta demote him to my least favourite elder dragon
stupid shiteating tornado spam and wind aura :/
December 11, 2025 at 10:45 PM
ooc.
if I ever do an mh event on this account I'm probably turning him into a rusted kushala. because a) thematically, it FITS. b) kushala is annoying. really annoying. I've gotta demote him to my least favourite elder dragon
stupid shiteating tornado spam and wind aura :/
if I ever do an mh event on this account I'm probably turning him into a rusted kushala. because a) thematically, it FITS. b) kushala is annoying. really annoying. I've gotta demote him to my least favourite elder dragon
stupid shiteating tornado spam and wind aura :/
Reposted by 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑 𝐒𝐏𝐀𝐍𝐆𝐋𝐄𝐃 𝐁𝐈𝐓𝐂𝐇
October 28, 2024 at 7:49 AM
Reposted by 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑 𝐒𝐏𝐀𝐍𝐆𝐋𝐄𝐃 𝐁𝐈𝐓𝐂𝐇
『 an 𝗮𝗯𝗻𝗼𝗿𝗺𝗮𝗹𝗶𝘁𝘆 who feeds using needles pulled from its body. a traveller from a far away land; a 𝒇𝒆𝒆𝒍𝒊𝒏𝒈 in your depths sets you out once again, 𝑚𝑒𝑠𝑠𝑒𝑛𝑔𝑒𝑟... 』
October 17, 2024 at 7:52 PM
『 an 𝗮𝗯𝗻𝗼𝗿𝗺𝗮𝗹𝗶𝘁𝘆 who feeds using needles pulled from its body. a traveller from a far away land; a 𝒇𝒆𝒆𝒍𝒊𝒏𝒈 in your depths sets you out once again, 𝑚𝑒𝑠𝑠𝑒𝑛𝑔𝑒𝑟... 』
Reposted by 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑 𝐒𝐏𝐀𝐍𝐆𝐋𝐄𝐃 𝐁𝐈𝐓𝐂𝐇
| Headcanon heavy interpretation of Sliver of Straw |
| Caterator AU |
| Serious and banter interactions are welcome|
| Anyone can interact; any verse, non rp accounts as well |
| Shipping unlikely |
| Caterator AU |
| Serious and banter interactions are welcome|
| Anyone can interact; any verse, non rp accounts as well |
| Shipping unlikely |
June 14, 2025 at 3:39 AM
| Headcanon heavy interpretation of Sliver of Straw |
| Caterator AU |
| Serious and banter interactions are welcome|
| Anyone can interact; any verse, non rp accounts as well |
| Shipping unlikely |
| Caterator AU |
| Serious and banter interactions are welcome|
| Anyone can interact; any verse, non rp accounts as well |
| Shipping unlikely |
𝘯𝘰. 𝗻𝗼, 𝗻𝗼, 𝗻𝗼.
ɴᴏ ɢᴏᴅ.
the 𝘰𝘯𝘭𝘺 man in the sky is 𝘮𝘦.
ɴᴏ ɢᴏᴅ.
the 𝘰𝘯𝘭𝘺 man in the sky is 𝘮𝘦.
June 21, 2025 at 4:09 AM
𝘯𝘰. 𝗻𝗼, 𝗻𝗼, 𝗻𝗼.
ɴᴏ ɢᴏᴅ.
the 𝘰𝘯𝘭𝘺 man in the sky is 𝘮𝘦.
ɴᴏ ɢᴏᴅ.
the 𝘰𝘯𝘭𝘺 man in the sky is 𝘮𝘦.