Flavius Valens
@flaviusvalens.bsky.social
Apparently British McDonald's had a burger called the Big Tasty???
December 3, 2025 at 6:11 AM
Apparently British McDonald's had a burger called the Big Tasty???
AVAILABLE. Dyed on a Comfort Colors 3XL. Fits more like a 2XL (26.25" x 31.25"). 60 shipped, DM to obtain 🫡
Dyes used: Dragon's Heart, Alchemist, Phoenix Flame, and Warrior Princess under. More Alchemist and some Lime Squeeze over in one area. All dyes from Dharma Trading Company 🫡
Dyes used: Dragon's Heart, Alchemist, Phoenix Flame, and Warrior Princess under. More Alchemist and some Lime Squeeze over in one area. All dyes from Dharma Trading Company 🫡
December 3, 2025 at 2:27 AM
AVAILABLE. Dyed on a Comfort Colors 3XL. Fits more like a 2XL (26.25" x 31.25"). 60 shipped, DM to obtain 🫡
Dyes used: Dragon's Heart, Alchemist, Phoenix Flame, and Warrior Princess under. More Alchemist and some Lime Squeeze over in one area. All dyes from Dharma Trading Company 🫡
Dyes used: Dragon's Heart, Alchemist, Phoenix Flame, and Warrior Princess under. More Alchemist and some Lime Squeeze over in one area. All dyes from Dharma Trading Company 🫡
AVAILABLE. Dyed on a Comfort Colors tag size 4XL. Actual fit is between 3XL & 4XL at 29" x 31.25". 60 shipped, DM to acquire 🫡
Under ice: Orange Crush (Dharma). Over ice: Basic Red (ProChem) and Golden Yellow (Jacquard). Also added some more Golden Yellow and some Bright Yellow (Dharma) 🫡
Under ice: Orange Crush (Dharma). Over ice: Basic Red (ProChem) and Golden Yellow (Jacquard). Also added some more Golden Yellow and some Bright Yellow (Dharma) 🫡
December 3, 2025 at 1:37 AM
AVAILABLE. Dyed on a Comfort Colors tag size 4XL. Actual fit is between 3XL & 4XL at 29" x 31.25". 60 shipped, DM to acquire 🫡
Under ice: Orange Crush (Dharma). Over ice: Basic Red (ProChem) and Golden Yellow (Jacquard). Also added some more Golden Yellow and some Bright Yellow (Dharma) 🫡
Under ice: Orange Crush (Dharma). Over ice: Basic Red (ProChem) and Golden Yellow (Jacquard). Also added some more Golden Yellow and some Bright Yellow (Dharma) 🫡
AVAILABLE. Dyed on a Comfort Colors 3XL. Fits between a 2XL & a 3XL (27" x 30.75"). 60 shipped, DM to acquire 🫡
December 3, 2025 at 12:04 AM
AVAILABLE. Dyed on a Comfort Colors 3XL. Fits between a 2XL & a 3XL (27" x 30.75"). 60 shipped, DM to acquire 🫡
AVAILABLE. Dyed on a Comfort Colors "3023CL Ladies' Heavyweight Cropped T-Shirt." Tag size Medium. Actual fit is 19.75" across and 19.75" top to bottom. 60 shipped, DM to acquire 🫡
December 2, 2025 at 5:37 PM
AVAILABLE. Dyed on a Comfort Colors "3023CL Ladies' Heavyweight Cropped T-Shirt." Tag size Medium. Actual fit is 19.75" across and 19.75" top to bottom. 60 shipped, DM to acquire 🫡
AVAILABLE. Dyed on a Carhartt K87 Loose Fit Medium. These run big; this one fits like a Large would in most brands (22" x 29.5"). 80 shipped, DM to obtain 🫡
Dyes used: Vintage Red, Stormageddon, Rust Orange, and Fatigue Green, all from Dharma and all over ice
Dyes used: Vintage Red, Stormageddon, Rust Orange, and Fatigue Green, all from Dharma and all over ice
December 2, 2025 at 1:55 AM
AVAILABLE. Dyed on a Carhartt K87 Loose Fit Medium. These run big; this one fits like a Large would in most brands (22" x 29.5"). 80 shipped, DM to obtain 🫡
Dyes used: Vintage Red, Stormageddon, Rust Orange, and Fatigue Green, all from Dharma and all over ice
Dyes used: Vintage Red, Stormageddon, Rust Orange, and Fatigue Green, all from Dharma and all over ice
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AVAILABLE. Dyed on a Night Channels shirt. Comfort Colors tag size XL. Fits in between Large & XL at 23.25" x 29.25". 90 shipped, DM to acquire 🫡
November 27, 2025 at 9:28 PM
AVAILABLE. Dyed on a Night Channels shirt. Comfort Colors tag size XL. Fits in between Large & XL at 23.25" x 29.25". 90 shipped, DM to acquire 🫡
Still got this bad boy available 🫡
AVAILABLE. Dyed on a Fantasy Initiative shirt (authorized Paradise of Flowers reprint). Printed on a Bayside Unionmade tag size Medium. Fits like a Small (18.25" x 27.35"). 120 shipped, DM to acquire 🫡
(left pic is the front side, right pic is the back)
(left pic is the front side, right pic is the back)
December 1, 2025 at 9:11 AM
Still got this bad boy available 🫡
AVAILABLE. Dyed on a Fantasy Initiative x Paradise of Flowers shirt. Port & Company "Essential Tee" shirt, tag size 5XL. Actual fit is 29.5" x 32.75". Fits between a 3XL & a 4XL, closer to a 4XL. 120 shipped, DM to obtain 🫡
December 1, 2025 at 4:38 AM
AVAILABLE. Dyed on a Fantasy Initiative x Paradise of Flowers shirt. Port & Company "Essential Tee" shirt, tag size 5XL. Actual fit is 29.5" x 32.75". Fits between a 3XL & a 4XL, closer to a 4XL. 120 shipped, DM to obtain 🫡
Last call on these bad boys (printer cutoff is approx end of tonight)
Going to be dyeing some of these Posta t-shirts. Great for the person who likes tie-dye, Snoopy, the Grateful Dead, AND Easy Rider (1969).
December 1, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Last call on these bad boys (printer cutoff is approx end of tonight)
Under ice: Warrior Princess, Phoenix Flame, Coral Pink, and Granny Apple (all from Dharma Trading Company).
Over ice: Ecru from Jacquard.
Over ice: Ecru from Jacquard.
December 1, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Under ice: Warrior Princess, Phoenix Flame, Coral Pink, and Granny Apple (all from Dharma Trading Company).
Over ice: Ecru from Jacquard.
Over ice: Ecru from Jacquard.
Image reaction meme for the oomfs 🫡
November 30, 2025 at 4:53 AM
Image reaction meme for the oomfs 🫡
Under ice: Orange Crush (Dharma). Over ice: Basic Red (ProChem) and Golden Yellow (Jacquard).
November 30, 2025 at 4:35 AM
Under ice: Orange Crush (Dharma). Over ice: Basic Red (ProChem) and Golden Yellow (Jacquard).
This 44 year old man still dyes shirts the old-fashioned way!
(Added some more shirts to my stories. Check them out if you want to)
(Added some more shirts to my stories. Check them out if you want to)
November 30, 2025 at 1:01 AM
This 44 year old man still dyes shirts the old-fashioned way!
(Added some more shirts to my stories. Check them out if you want to)
(Added some more shirts to my stories. Check them out if you want to)
Reposted by Flavius Valens
Listing some older shirts in my Instagram stories (valenstiedyes) at reduced Black Friday prices. Will delete individual shirts from my stories as they sell. Thanks for reading & hope that you are having a great holiday weekend 🫡
November 28, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Listing some older shirts in my Instagram stories (valenstiedyes) at reduced Black Friday prices. Will delete individual shirts from my stories as they sell. Thanks for reading & hope that you are having a great holiday weekend 🫡
Going to be dyeing some of these Posta t-shirts. Great for the person who likes tie-dye, Snoopy, the Grateful Dead, AND Easy Rider (1969).
November 29, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Going to be dyeing some of these Posta t-shirts. Great for the person who likes tie-dye, Snoopy, the Grateful Dead, AND Easy Rider (1969).
Going to be dyeing some of these limited drop (Black Friday) shirts by Copycat Video Press. Hmu if interested 🫡
I've had a number of people ask me if I'll be dyeing any more Pogues or Harry Dean Stanton shirts. I will be! Pogues Small to 3XL on Comfort Colors white, HDS Small to 3XL on Comfort Colors ivory. Amount for either is 85 shipped. Lmk if interested 🫡
November 29, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Going to be dyeing some of these limited drop (Black Friday) shirts by Copycat Video Press. Hmu if interested 🫡
Listing some older shirts in my Instagram stories (valenstiedyes) at reduced Black Friday prices. Will delete individual shirts from my stories as they sell. Thanks for reading & hope that you are having a great holiday weekend 🫡
November 28, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Listing some older shirts in my Instagram stories (valenstiedyes) at reduced Black Friday prices. Will delete individual shirts from my stories as they sell. Thanks for reading & hope that you are having a great holiday weekend 🫡
AVAILABLE. Dyed on a Fantasy Initiative shirt (authorized Paradise of Flowers reprint). Printed on a Bayside Unionmade tag size Medium. Fits like a Small (18.25" x 27.35"). 120 shipped, DM to acquire 🫡
(left pic is the front side, right pic is the back)
(left pic is the front side, right pic is the back)
November 28, 2025 at 3:30 AM
AVAILABLE. Dyed on a Fantasy Initiative shirt (authorized Paradise of Flowers reprint). Printed on a Bayside Unionmade tag size Medium. Fits like a Small (18.25" x 27.35"). 120 shipped, DM to acquire 🫡
(left pic is the front side, right pic is the back)
(left pic is the front side, right pic is the back)
"Modeling" a tie-dyed hoodie
November 28, 2025 at 1:58 AM
"Modeling" a tie-dyed hoodie
AVAILABLE. Dyed on a Fantasy Initiative shirt. ShakaWear XL. Fits a little oversized at 24.75" x 29". 75 shipped, DM to acquire 🫡
November 28, 2025 at 12:40 AM
AVAILABLE. Dyed on a Fantasy Initiative shirt. ShakaWear XL. Fits a little oversized at 24.75" x 29". 75 shipped, DM to acquire 🫡
AVAILABLE. Dyed on a Night Channels shirt. Comfort Colors tag size XL. Fits in between Large & XL at 23.25" x 29.25". 90 shipped, DM to acquire 🫡
November 27, 2025 at 9:28 PM
AVAILABLE. Dyed on a Night Channels shirt. Comfort Colors tag size XL. Fits in between Large & XL at 23.25" x 29.25". 90 shipped, DM to acquire 🫡
A couple of K Records shirts dyed for a respected mutual 🫡
November 27, 2025 at 6:48 AM
A couple of K Records shirts dyed for a respected mutual 🫡
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Being given out to by a newspaper based in the only country we've ever fought a war with on our own soil for not being heavily armed enough these days is certainly something. I wouldn't mind but if we were armed to the teeth these cunts would be writing pieces about how dangerous we are
November 26, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Being given out to by a newspaper based in the only country we've ever fought a war with on our own soil for not being heavily armed enough these days is certainly something. I wouldn't mind but if we were armed to the teeth these cunts would be writing pieces about how dangerous we are
Thanksgiving tie-dye in progress.
November 26, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Thanksgiving tie-dye in progress.