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Flamingal

@flamingal.bsky.social

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When I reincarnate, I will return as a flamingo. They live in tropical climates, have long legs, and eat shrimp all day. Follow me on Threads @Flamingal54

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Flamingal @flamingal.bsky.social · 2h

Look at that impressive neck vagina.

Flamingal @flamingal.bsky.social · 15h

My response: It's definitely cause for celebration! To put things in context, Hamas released 105 Israeli hostages in the 2023 ceasefire under President Biden.

Flamingal @flamingal.bsky.social · 15h

Got this group text from my mother-in-law last night.

Hey guys, something to celebrate. I think we've got the hostages returned and a Palestinian Israeli peace deal thanks to President Trump!! 🥰👵🏻👍

Flamingal @flamingal.bsky.social · 18h

Here’s how you can help with recovery. alaskacf.fcsuite.com/erp/donate/c...

/erp/donate/create/fund

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Flamingal @flamingal.bsky.social · 1d

A colleague who is the ED of Serve Alaska provided this link to help the victims and survivors. alaskacf.fcsuite.com/erp/donate/c...

/erp/donate/create/fund

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Flamingal @flamingal.bsky.social · 1d

From the director of Serve Alaska, here’s how to help. alaskacf.fcsuite.com/erp/donate/c...

/erp/donate/create/fund

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Flamingal @flamingal.bsky.social · 1d

Speaker Yup Yup Yo, Yup Yup Yo.

Flamingal @flamingal.bsky.social · 1d

Way to minimize the true suffering of people who have actual PTSD, Speaker Asshole.

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Sisyphus Idaho @sisyphus43.bsky.social · 2d

It's just a jump to the left
And then a step to the right
With your hands on your hips
You bring your knees in tight
But it's the pelvic thrust
That really drives you insane...

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Boognish Idaho @boognishidaho.bsky.social · 2d

I don’t think circumcision causes autism but there is anecdotal evidence that micropenis causes fascism.

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Flamingal @flamingal.bsky.social · 1d

I do like the ability to remove objects from your photos, though. We were able to take out the cranes around Sagrada Família.

Flamingal @flamingal.bsky.social · 1d

cc: Idaho and Brandon Durst.

Lizardrath 💙 @lizardrath.bsky.social · 1d

Now that Christian Nationalist Ryan Walters is no longer Superintendent of Public Instruction in Oklahoma, the state is working QUICKLY to undo his legacy.

This is why you never hire an anti-education activist to run public schools.

Gives me hope for America!

youtube.com/watch?v=Fh0f...

Oklahoma has already started erasing Ryan Walters’ disastrous legacy

YouTube video by Friendly Atheist

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TK @supertk.bsky.social · 2d

🙏🙏🙏

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Lee-in-Iowa 💙 @lee-in-iowa.bsky.social · 2d

Two hundred years ago, white United States-ians were happily “importing” dark-skinned people to work in their fields and fix their meals.

Now the same sort of white people are frantically grabbing and imprisoning the very same dark-skinned people.

What the hell, white people? What the hell?

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Democracy USA @oilgaschemicals.bsky.social · 3d

I want to thank all in Chicago and Portland who are peacefully protesting against this horrible administration.
You will always be appreciated..
Much love

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Seattle Dave in Boise @mcblah.bsky.social · 3d

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Flamingal @flamingal.bsky.social · 2d

We lost our Little Miss this summer. We keep expecting to see her on her blankets on our dryer. My sympathies.

Flamingal @flamingal.bsky.social · 2d

Really weird that 23 of us showed up at a DC restaurant a day before our reservation and they seated us almost immediately. This was two weeks ago. In other words, he’s lying again.

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The Real Zanetta @therealzanetta.bsky.social · 2d

When is TRASHY trump going to send in the National Guard?
Shootings at a Homecoming with multiple fatalities. At least we'll get thoughts and prayers from lawmakers 🙏🏿
apnews.com/article/miss...

Mississippi school homecoming celebrations turn deadly as 8 people are killed in separate shootings

High school homecoming celebrations in Mississippi ended with two separate shootings on Friday night.

apnews.com

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Flamingal @flamingal.bsky.social · 2d

But his cardiac age is 14 years younger than his chronological age. As Biden would say, c’mon man.

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Cheri Jacobus @cherijacobus.bsky.social · 3d

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Flamingal @flamingal.bsky.social · 3d

My daughter and SIL were both stationed at Mtn. Home for several years. They also trained French pilots…until they discovered they were spying. I’m sure that won’t be an issue with the Qataris.

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Flamingal @flamingal.bsky.social · 3d

🤮🤢

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Flamingal @flamingal.bsky.social · 3d

Reminder: Doctors don’t usually say things like “exceptional health” when you’re ankles are the size of cantaloupes.

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Flamingal @flamingal.bsky.social · 3d

You first, Greg.