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H.Q.S.
@flamebro.bsky.social
Hey, look, it's an alt now! Just woke-ing about. I game a lot. I joke a lot. I talk about sex a bit. 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ He/They. 18+ only.
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Goddammit, even the gay porn version won't let Hopper and Joyce be together without the kids getting in the way.

And I'm so confused about who the one in the Scoops Ahoy uniform's meant to be. #strangerthings
December 4, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Job 1 herding small humans: done.

Now to go teach some big humans to dance!
December 4, 2025 at 3:46 PM
A day off?! 😁
What should I do with it?
November 30, 2025 at 12:29 PM
So unrealistic. Who carries coins anymore?
November 28, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Me after Me remembering
a bad shift the Muppets exist
November 27, 2025 at 5:21 PM
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All this to say that Elon is a white supremacist mass murderer and DOGE was not a failure. It functioned as designed. I wish people would cover this accurately. It's not difficult.
November 23, 2025 at 4:55 PM
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But also, here's my fat cock. #fcf
November 14, 2025 at 5:48 PM
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while I’m being cranky, access journalism needs to go. When the president does his “I’m alpha because I insulted you” thing somebody needs to fall on his sword and say “what the fuck is wrong with you, old man?” on a hot mic. the hero of the wizard of Oz is Toto.
November 21, 2025 at 12:11 PM
x = kiss
o = hug

Right?
November 20, 2025 at 12:51 PM
When I did my Law degree in '20-'22, the course was just about managing to keep up with topical queries, like prorogation, Brexit, COVID etc., with some foreboding, but an overarching hope. I can't imagine what courses are filled with now we see intl and dom law/ethics being consistently pissed on.
November 19, 2025 at 5:18 PM
For 2 decades, I've maintained that I designed a very similar console for a market research project in high school and that 'Nintendo stole my idea 😉', and now I'm realising I did all that AFTER the Gamecube had already been announced, so actually *I* stole *their* idea and maybe cheated a little. 😅
The GameCube was released in North America 24 years ago today on November 18th, 2001 🎉
November 19, 2025 at 12:38 PM
My back hasn't been the same since. @thevikinggamer.bsky.social
November 19, 2025 at 11:51 AM
Literally thought this was going in a 'sheeple' direction, like the wool was seized from woke homosexuals by the red-pill gays at Grindr.
November 19, 2025 at 11:39 AM
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Reminder that Trump’s guest at the White House the Saudi prince MBS is not only involved in the murder of a US journalist but he is also part of the Jeffrey Epstein Network.
November 19, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Has my belly gotten too big since then?
November 18, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Felt thicc, might delete 🐻
November 17, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Honestly, we're long past the point of thinking this Labour govt are just inept, or grovelling to far-right voters.

This era of the Labour Party knows what it is, what it stands for, and what it doesn't. It always did. And it conned us into thinking it was any less insidiously shit than the Tories.
November 16, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Did Trump add that tag on the right?
November 15, 2025 at 7:39 PM
But also, here's my fat cock. #fcf
November 14, 2025 at 5:48 PM
I need to stop smiling like this in photos.
November 14, 2025 at 11:17 AM
The "please cum back" is a little needy, I'm not gonna lie.
November 13, 2025 at 8:41 PM
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My balls are pretty big, too. #fcf
February 28, 2025 at 12:20 PM
I genuinely don't think this is possible.
October 29, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Teddy bears get tired, too. 😴
October 29, 2025 at 10:51 AM
These are the moments you realise all your favourite thirst traps of yourself ain't shit. 😰🔥
Take me to the ball game ⚾️
October 28, 2025 at 10:45 AM