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James Fitzjames @fitzjames.bsky.social · Sep 13

My Longest “Devastating News, Lads” Ever

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James Fitzjames @fitzjames.bsky.social · Aug 21

You've been hit by
You've been struck by
My ass

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James Fitzjames @fitzjames.bsky.social · Aug 7

WHAT I LEARNED IN BOATING SCHOOL IS

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James Fitzjames @fitzjames.bsky.social · Aug 6

Bewildered by Collins, who complains of dreaming of ghouls and devils all night after shoving three melatonin pills into his anal cavity and "phreaking it"!

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James Fitzjames @fitzjames.bsky.social · Jul 31

Bring me my rose gold iPhone 6S, Lieutenant Gore. I have a kink to shame.

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Graham Gore @goreebooks.bsky.social · Jul 9

When it friday !

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Graham Gore @goreebooks.bsky.social · Jun 27

My neck
My back
My crusty cock
And sack

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James Fitzjames @fitzjames.bsky.social · Jul 3

BADLY INJURED MAN NOT DONE PARTYING YET

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James Fitzjames @fitzjames.bsky.social · Jun 28

What’s good, homeboy!

Graham Gore @goreebooks.bsky.social · Jun 13

Fitzjames

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James Fitzjames @fitzjames.bsky.social · Jun 8

I Don’t Want

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James Fitzjames @fitzjames.bsky.social · Jun 8

Had an extremely frustrating argument with Collins, who attempted to convince me that horses are real!

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Graham Gore @goreebooks.bsky.social · Jun 1

CORE MUSCELS MROE LIKE GORE MSSELLS

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James Fitzjames @fitzjames.bsky.social · May 30

CROZIERE DOSNOT KNOW THE JOJ OF TETRIES CHOCLAY ORNAGE

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James Fitzjames @fitzjames.bsky.social · May 24

Weekes, what exactly do you mean when you ask whether the ship is creepy or wet?

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James Fitzjames @fitzjames.bsky.social · May 21

Awooga

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James Fitzjames @fitzjames.bsky.social · May 9

Bring me my rose gold iPhone 6S, Lt. Gore. I’ve got a kink to shame.

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James Fitzjames @fitzjames.bsky.social · Apr 16

Well, Stanley, I really do wish you'd remove that rubber clown nose while you're eating my ass.

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James Fitzjames @fitzjames.bsky.social · Apr 14

Francis, do you have any idea who might have written “I’m the helldude” all over the stewards’ quarters?

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James Fitzjames @fitzjames.bsky.social · Apr 13

Had an extremely frustrating argument with Collins, who attempted to convince me that horses are real!

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Graham Gore @goreebooks.bsky.social · Apr 12

number one

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James Fitzjames @fitzjames.bsky.social · Apr 12

Gently critiqued Lieutenant Gore's powerpoint presentation on the Top Five Folding Chairs He'd Like To Die In after which he fired a pistol point-blank into my skull in response!

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Graham Gore @goreebooks.bsky.social · Apr 12

my tits so wide can’t walk through the door

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James Fitzjames @fitzjames.bsky.social · Apr 12

i am available for comment on the above topic and/or anything related to the terror, franklin expedition fandom, etc if anyone is writing 👁️👄👁️ or even better i will write about it for you …

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James Fitzjames @fitzjames.bsky.social · Apr 12

Very upset with Blanky, who kept interrupting his own funeral to complain about the hymnal selection and remind me Pink Floyd is the only band he's allowed to listen to!

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James Fitzjames @fitzjames.bsky.social · Apr 11

Trapped in an oubliette by Osmer, who proceeded to present his pinboard demonstrating the evidence that Imagine Dragons had plagiarized Luigi Thunder!

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