Dean 🩵
@fitlittledean.bsky.social
Nerdy, fit & flirty, and drenched in the tism | she/they | https://solo.to/fitlittledean
Such a total package
Even comes with dental
Reading through the benefits
All positions and mental
Even comes with dental
Reading through the benefits
All positions and mental
December 6, 2025 at 5:01 AM
Such a total package
Even comes with dental
Reading through the benefits
All positions and mental
Even comes with dental
Reading through the benefits
All positions and mental
Is it victim blaming to suggest Mario is kink shaming for intervening whenever princess peach is at bowser’s /ns
November 30, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Is it victim blaming to suggest Mario is kink shaming for intervening whenever princess peach is at bowser’s /ns
Listening to Gimisum Family and randomly remembered one night at the bar in college. I was very drunk, wanted to get back to my friends, and stop talking to a guy but i thought it’d be mean if I just left so I decided to start gaslighting him that North Memphis wasn’t real to make him leave instead
November 26, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Listening to Gimisum Family and randomly remembered one night at the bar in college. I was very drunk, wanted to get back to my friends, and stop talking to a guy but i thought it’d be mean if I just left so I decided to start gaslighting him that North Memphis wasn’t real to make him leave instead
I think my trust issues may have started when I first chose mystic for Sora because I’d never trust Donald to heal me
November 26, 2025 at 2:40 PM
I think my trust issues may have started when I first chose mystic for Sora because I’d never trust Donald to heal me
I feel like there needs to be a couples shirt where one says “I crave world domination“ and the other says “I’m their world”
November 22, 2025 at 2:57 PM
I feel like there needs to be a couples shirt where one says “I crave world domination“ and the other says “I’m their world”
Become my reason
to blush and cook, care and bake
you’ll get head and fed
to blush and cook, care and bake
you’ll get head and fed
November 20, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Become my reason
to blush and cook, care and bake
you’ll get head and fed
to blush and cook, care and bake
you’ll get head and fed
You know what you can be about princess treatment AND like hand bracelets and necklaces. It doesn’t have to be all or nothing. Give a Princess Peach some Bowser time every once in a while
November 18, 2025 at 2:02 PM
You know what you can be about princess treatment AND like hand bracelets and necklaces. It doesn’t have to be all or nothing. Give a Princess Peach some Bowser time every once in a while
November 1, 2025 at 6:32 PM
October 31, 2025 at 11:11 PM
“Dean, you can’t dress up as slutty femme versions of male characters. You’re scaring the hoes.” Only the week ones. I’m trying to find a top-tier hoe, the strongest hoe that will match my freak
October 31, 2025 at 12:20 PM
“Dean, you can’t dress up as slutty femme versions of male characters. You’re scaring the hoes.” Only the week ones. I’m trying to find a top-tier hoe, the strongest hoe that will match my freak
I take offense to my algorithms thinking I need BetterHelp ads - the depression is not that bad
October 20, 2025 at 5:14 PM
I take offense to my algorithms thinking I need BetterHelp ads - the depression is not that bad
Hold up I just need to save the audio of Steve from blues clues saying “babygirl” as my ring tone
October 13, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Hold up I just need to save the audio of Steve from blues clues saying “babygirl” as my ring tone
October 5, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Out smarted my mouth
So much that he left me gagged
Now do it again
So much that he left me gagged
Now do it again
October 4, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Out smarted my mouth
So much that he left me gagged
Now do it again
So much that he left me gagged
Now do it again
Stop giving gooners AI bots
October 2, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Stop giving gooners AI bots
Video I just saw: “If he doesn’t make you cum you should kill him”
Me: “Well no… they were trying.”
Me: “Well no… they were trying.”
October 2, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Video I just saw: “If he doesn’t make you cum you should kill him”
Me: “Well no… they were trying.”
Me: “Well no… they were trying.”
Great minds think alike but great head makes you not think. That’s why my ideal relationship is sharing the brain cell vibes
October 1, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Great minds think alike but great head makes you not think. That’s why my ideal relationship is sharing the brain cell vibes
You ever feel that your brain is like a parked car with someone slamming on the gas
September 30, 2025 at 12:34 AM
You ever feel that your brain is like a parked car with someone slamming on the gas
September 26, 2025 at 1:09 PM
A song isn’t a true banger unless it drops while I’m ovulating
September 21, 2025 at 5:35 PM
A song isn’t a true banger unless it drops while I’m ovulating
I am not anti bc but I haven’t felt like not existing since going back on bc
September 16, 2025 at 4:59 PM
I am not anti bc but I haven’t felt like not existing since going back on bc
The next South Park episode is gonna be wild
September 10, 2025 at 10:34 PM
The next South Park episode is gonna be wild