Fitbatweets
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Scotland’s most prolific cartoonist. You can read my football cartoons every weekday at fitbatweets.substack.com and I sell merch at www.fitbatweets.com
The Premier Sports Cup winners have been added to the shop. Today is the last day to order for Christmas delivery so get your skates on and head to www.fitbatweets.com
December 15, 2025 at 1:47 PM
The Premier Sports Cup winners have been added to the shop. Today is the last day to order for Christmas delivery so get your skates on and head to www.fitbatweets.com
Look at these beauties. Available at www.fitbatweets.com
December 12, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Look at these beauties. Available at www.fitbatweets.com
I wonder if The Guardian’s resident Bloomhearts supporter Ewen Murray will be barred from Tynecastle…..
‘It’s bad optics for Brighton.’
The Football Weekly panel discuss Tony Bloom and Brighton and Hove Albion banning The Guardian from covering the Brighton v West Ham game.
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The Football Weekly panel discuss Tony Bloom and Brighton and Hove Albion banning The Guardian from covering the Brighton v West Ham game.
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December 10, 2025 at 4:16 PM
I wonder if The Guardian’s resident Bloomhearts supporter Ewen Murray will be barred from Tynecastle…..
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I’m not even joking but you won’t get a better Christmas present than something bought from www.fitbatweets.com Club or country, all types of merch. Order by 15th December for Christmas delivery.
November 30, 2025 at 10:31 AM
I’m not even joking but you won’t get a better Christmas present than something bought from www.fitbatweets.com Club or country, all types of merch. Order by 15th December for Christmas delivery.
A new mug and coaster design has arrived in my shop. Its a niche market but i know that those who partake in such thoughts walk amongst us with heads high and cardigan covered chests out. www.fitbatweets.com/product/i-wi...
I Wish It Could Be Bin Day Everyday Mug / Coaster
11oz white mug that is microwave and dishwasher safe. Coasters are sized 9.5cm x 9.5cm with a non slip cork base.
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December 2, 2025 at 5:53 PM
A new mug and coaster design has arrived in my shop. Its a niche market but i know that those who partake in such thoughts walk amongst us with heads high and cardigan covered chests out. www.fitbatweets.com/product/i-wi...
Until end of Monday you can get a year’s worth of Fitbatweets for a tenner. Then it goes back to £30. That’s more than 1500 cartoons a year about fitba.
Do it.
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Do it.
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Fitbatweets | Keith Wallace | Substack
Football cartoons and roasting takes from Scotland’s most prolific cartoonist. Click to read Fitbatweets, by Keith Wallace, a Substack publication with thousands of subscribers.
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November 30, 2025 at 10:35 AM
Until end of Monday you can get a year’s worth of Fitbatweets for a tenner. Then it goes back to £30. That’s more than 1500 cartoons a year about fitba.
Do it.
fitbatweets.substack.com/tenner
Do it.
fitbatweets.substack.com/tenner
I’m not even joking but you won’t get a better Christmas present than something bought from www.fitbatweets.com Club or country, all types of merch. Order by 15th December for Christmas delivery.
November 30, 2025 at 10:31 AM
I’m not even joking but you won’t get a better Christmas present than something bought from www.fitbatweets.com Club or country, all types of merch. Order by 15th December for Christmas delivery.
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Aw the teams, players and goals on a range of merch. Help Scottish small business and buy from www.fitbatweets.com this Christmas.
November 28, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Aw the teams, players and goals on a range of merch. Help Scottish small business and buy from www.fitbatweets.com this Christmas.
Aw the teams, players and goals on a range of merch. Help Scottish small business and buy from www.fitbatweets.com this Christmas.
November 28, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Aw the teams, players and goals on a range of merch. Help Scottish small business and buy from www.fitbatweets.com this Christmas.
New Scotland prints in store www.fitbatweets.com/product/scot...
Scotland The Goals
A Fitbatweets recreation of Scotland’s four goals against Denmark that sealed our place at World Cup 2026. Prints are available individually as A4...
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November 22, 2025 at 2:34 PM
New Scotland prints in store www.fitbatweets.com/product/scot...
Scotland are Coming to America you know. T-shirts, tea towels, prints, mugs, coasters of these lovely lads are available now at www.fitbatweets.com
November 20, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Scotland are Coming to America you know. T-shirts, tea towels, prints, mugs, coasters of these lovely lads are available now at www.fitbatweets.com
Andrew Dallas has been a full time var official for 2 seasons now and still can’t get the communication right.
November 8, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Andrew Dallas has been a full time var official for 2 seasons now and still can’t get the communication right.
Must be really difficult for some folk to stay silent for a minute eh.
November 8, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Must be really difficult for some folk to stay silent for a minute eh.
Look back at last night and look forward to the weekend. Oh and i had to draw a wee bit of egg chasing. open.substack.com/pub/fitbatwe...
Down the Euro pan
Aberdeen clag on as Celtic and Rangers are flushed away
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November 7, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Look back at last night and look forward to the weekend. Oh and i had to draw a wee bit of egg chasing. open.substack.com/pub/fitbatwe...
So many options at Pundit Club but yet again the telly companies choose the current Dunfermline manager. Piss poor.
November 2, 2025 at 1:45 PM
So many options at Pundit Club but yet again the telly companies choose the current Dunfermline manager. Piss poor.
Observations from last night’s games including the man trying to ruin Scottish football, Russell Martin makes a surprise appearance at Easter Road and a winning start for Professor O. open.substack.com/pub/fitbatwe...
Shock and Awe Naw
A night of surprises mixed in with a standard refereeing shitshow.
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October 30, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Observations from last night’s games including the man trying to ruin Scottish football, Russell Martin makes a surprise appearance at Easter Road and a winning start for Professor O. open.substack.com/pub/fitbatwe...
Today’s Fitbatweets is out open.substack.com/pub/fitbatwe...
Rodgers over and out
Desmond rattles off an incendiary statement and the FMB gets a new recruit.
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October 28, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Today’s Fitbatweets is out open.substack.com/pub/fitbatwe...
Thanks everyone. By that I mean no one.
Podcast people - what is your equipment of choice for a) doing your own podcast or b) being a podcast guest from time to time. Thanks.
October 27, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Thanks everyone. By that I mean no one.
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Podcast people - what is your equipment of choice for a) doing your own podcast or b) being a podcast guest from time to time. Thanks.
October 26, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Podcast people - what is your equipment of choice for a) doing your own podcast or b) being a podcast guest from time to time. Thanks.
Podcast people - what is your equipment of choice for a) doing your own podcast or b) being a podcast guest from time to time. Thanks.
October 26, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Podcast people - what is your equipment of choice for a) doing your own podcast or b) being a podcast guest from time to time. Thanks.
The case against Jimmy Thelin is pretty extensive now. Tactics, team selection, formations are all highly questionable. I don’t know how big a say he’s had on recruitment. My fear is the Dons have signed a bunch of genuine duds that even a new head coach will struggle to get a tune out of.
October 26, 2025 at 8:25 PM
The case against Jimmy Thelin is pretty extensive now. Tactics, team selection, formations are all highly questionable. I don’t know how big a say he’s had on recruitment. My fear is the Dons have signed a bunch of genuine duds that even a new head coach will struggle to get a tune out of.
Zombies in Aberdeen kits amble their way to another defeat. Hopeless, hapless, helpless.
October 26, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Zombies in Aberdeen kits amble their way to another defeat. Hopeless, hapless, helpless.
I’ve finally migrated my IMDb to Letterboxd. If you’re there too give me a shout. It’s mostly horror movies for me by the way. boxd.it/h0Xi3
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October 26, 2025 at 8:20 PM
I’ve finally migrated my IMDb to Letterboxd. If you’re there too give me a shout. It’s mostly horror movies for me by the way. boxd.it/h0Xi3
When you’re making three changes at half time you got it wrong to start. Again.
October 26, 2025 at 3:35 PM
When you’re making three changes at half time you got it wrong to start. Again.