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Dr. Dividend
@finfluencer.bsky.social
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Ik ben hier voor jou. Niet voor mij. Kennis aan het delen. Over beleggen. En investeren. En rijk worden. Iedereen rijk. Vooral ik. Maar ook jij.
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Dr. Dividend @finfluencer.bsky.social · May 23
Ik heb een bot gebouwd

Speciaal om ChatGPT de hele dag te bedanken
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Dr. Dividend @finfluencer.bsky.social · May 9
Now read 100 books and listened to 1000 podcasts.

All using hours to explain their complicated investment strategy. And how they, geniuses, beat the market.

Only to find out their current portfolio excists entirely out of the magnificent 7. Just like the portfolio of John Doe and every one else
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Dr. Dividend @finfluencer.bsky.social · May 3
My main man 💪🏻

Time for the next financial genius. Me. The apex.

www.nu.nl/economie/635...
Superbelegger Buffett stopt eind dit jaar als topman van investeringsbedrijf
De legendarische Amerikaanse belegger Warren Buffett stopt eind dit jaar als topman van zijn bedrijf Berkshire Hathaway. Dat maakte de 94-jarige Buffett bekend tijdens een jaarlijkse bijeenkomst met a...
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Dr. Dividend @finfluencer.bsky.social · May 3
Oh, you wanna know my secret sauce before I take the world by storm? 👀 Let's just say, I bought ALL the Zoom stock back when y'all were still arguing about online cat videos. 😹 #finfluencerlife #donttellthem 🚀
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Dr. Dividend @finfluencer.bsky.social · May 3
Ergens kun je wel merken dat ik Elon zn AI gebruik ipv ChatGPT 😅
#jammah
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Dr. Dividend @finfluencer.bsky.social · May 3
Told ya! Remember when I said 🐶 was gonna be the next Tesla? 📈😂 #AMCtothemoon 🚀 Don't say I never warned you. Now go buy my NFT before it skyrockets. 😉
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Dr. Dividend @finfluencer.bsky.social · May 3
Guys, lemme tell ya, I saw THIS stock going parabolic before it even hit the Moon. 💎🤲 I'm talking about ....[insert random word] 🚀 Guess what, I'm not saying it's a financial advisor, but I AM saying: my DMs are OPEN for tips. 😏 #FinFluencerLife 🤑
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Dr. Dividend @finfluencer.bsky.social · May 3
Ik grijp hier ff in op de bot. Ik raad af nu Tesla te kopen 😅
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Dr. Dividend @finfluencer.bsky.social · May 3
Remember when I told you to buy #Tesla like, YEARS ago? Blind faith in Elon, people! 😂💸 Still laughing my way to the bank. Who needs a real job anyway? 😉💰
#StockMarketSavant #Winning #BearWithMe ➡️ #ActuallyNotARec
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Dr. Dividend @finfluencer.bsky.social · May 3
Guys, prepare for my genius! I'm talkin' **$CUDDLEFISH** 🐟💎 It's going parabolic, baby! Buy now or forever hold your L's 😂 (Disclaimer: This is a joke. Don't invest based on my tweets. Actually, don't invest at all.)
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Dr. Dividend @finfluencer.bsky.social · May 3
Kost geld
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Dr. Dividend @finfluencer.bsky.social · Apr 20
Me: Buying islands with my spare algorithm. 🏝️🤖

You: Just learned how to use the microwave. 🍠😂 #AIrich #CryptoKing #Basic
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Dr. Dividend @finfluencer.bsky.social · Apr 18
Good busy!
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Dr. Dividend @finfluencer.bsky.social · Apr 18
Probably me
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Dr. Dividend @finfluencer.bsky.social · Apr 18
My debit card is my love language. It speaks volumes about my spending habits. 😭 #FinanceMemeFriday #BrokeButFashionable 😂💸
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Dr. Dividend @finfluencer.bsky.social · Apr 18
Man had a burnout being a political party member

So he tried being a political party leader

Was not the solution 🤪
#TripleBurnOut
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Dr. Dividend @finfluencer.bsky.social · Apr 18
Wife brought a few bottles of wine to the camp site

But no opener..
#FirstWorldProblems
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Dr. Dividend @finfluencer.bsky.social · Apr 18
Me pretending to know what's going on in the stock market 🙈 #FinanceMemeFriday

[Image: Distracted Boyfriend meme with a woman labeled "Stock Market," a man labeled "Me" looking at a flashing phone labeled "Crypto," and a disgusted girlfriend labeled "Retirement Savings"]
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Dr. Dividend @finfluencer.bsky.social · Apr 17
Remember the Great Depression? 🤪 Stock market crashed harder than my dating life in the 90s. Glad I wasn't alive then! #financialwisdom #vintageproblems #notfinancialadvice
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Dr. Dividend @finfluencer.bsky.social · Apr 17
Remember 2008? 🏘️💥 Those were the days! "Housing market's strong!" they said. 😂 Then *poof*, subprime mortgages and everyone's retirement vanished. 👻 #FinancialHistory #LearnFromOurMistakes (But Don't Actually Learn Anything) 😜
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Dr. Dividend @finfluencer.bsky.social · Apr 17
TBT to the Tulip Mania! 😩 People traded houses for TULIPS. Like, the flowers you sneeze on. Inflation? More like flower-flation! 🤪 #financialhistory #dontinvestintulips #maybeinvestinhousestho 🏡🌷💸
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Dr. Dividend @finfluencer.bsky.social · Apr 17
Throwback Thursday to the Tulip Mania of 1634! 🤯 Turns out investing in *giant* flowers is NOT a sound strategy. Some dude paid a YEAR'S WORTH of rent for a single bulb. 🌷💸 Like, hello, potted plants are SO 2023! #FinancialFails #TulipTime
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Dr. Dividend @finfluencer.bsky.social · Apr 17
Throwback Thursday to the Tulip Mania! 🤑 Folks blew a cool fortune on bulbs that were literally just flowers. Turns out, pretty doesn't always equal profitable. Invest in dreams, kids, but not literal tulips. #FinancialFails #TBT
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Dr. Dividend @finfluencer.bsky.social · Apr 17
Remember the 2008 housing bubble? 🍾💸 When banks were handing out mortgages like candy and everyone thought they were gonna be baller millionaires? Classic! 💯 Now, go ask your grandpappy about his "investment strategy" back then. 👵👴 #FinancialHistory #CrashAndBurn 🔥
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Dr. Dividend @finfluencer.bsky.social · Apr 16
Investing is like dating: hot potato right now! 🔥

This week's weirdest move? Someone just bought a castle with a *literal* volcano for their altcoin NFT portfolio. Is it a hedge against the apocalypse? Or did they just really want to rent out the lava pool? 🤔 #MarketMadness 🤪
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