Boy math is when a man looks you *dead straight* in the eye, and says "last he checked" he was 5'10" 🤣🤣

Telling people things like 'exercise helps me decompress, mentally unwind etc.' As if I don't just dissociate for 60 mins with like 4 songs on loop 🏃🏾‍♀️🏃🏾‍♀️‍➡️

Whisky neat? Coffee black? Bed at 3!?
Same bro 🤌🏽
Turns out it's depression bro 🤌🏽🤌🏽

This year's Big Fat Quiz is going to be 🔥🍿🐸☕️

"All that money and still sick, health truly is the only wealth 💐🙏🏽"
No.
Wealth is the only wealth. People die because of lack of accessibility in a system where the level of healthcare depends on money paid.
2024 has just started, be so fr and stop feeling bad for billionaires 🙄

Who is this random woman on my weather app? Does she have dreams? has she known love?

My services to society in 2024 will be indicating what the change made to my edited whatsapp message was 🙏🏽

YOU! - A filthy animal
ME! - Wishing ya a Merry Christmas

1. A person, usually 20-, posts an edgy relationship-based tweet
2. Another person, usually 30+ and very unaware facetiousness exists, responds with Indian conservative pseudo advice
3. Me, definitely not knowing either party, wakes up with it as a morning notification because sure I guess?¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Started the month with Vathek, Atnomen, The Beast of Whitehall, and Godzilla: King of the Monsters ✌🏽

Happy to announce that this December is being sponsored by cryptid documentaries, gothic novels, and a deep dive into the MonsterVerse.

If you want to donate to Chennai’s flood recovery efforts #MadrasSky #Tamilnadu

Wasn't looking for a problem solve, was making an observation but good looking out ✌🏽

It's kind of crappy to expect someone to have to figure their own space and spearhead community change for something they're brand new to or vaguely enjoy just because people remain unwelcoming/hostile for no reason other than unfounded superiority. Ergo possible new hobby probably dropped 🫴🏽

How to cope with a hobby that requires socialization but a large amount of the people you have to socialise with (coughmencough) are gd insufferable condescending gatekeepers?

Very impressed with toddler who, having no word for it in their vocabulary, called a mermaid "baby AND a shark"

And you have a consistent colour running through - I love it! Definitely going to attempt this in 2024 thank you for the inspiration✨️

Is that a mitered square blanket in progress? I've heard they're very relaxing to make so have been thinking of starting a year long one come January

Meeting someone who has the same personality quirks: aww (I hate them with a seething passion) we're like twins! (there can only be one)

Out of context subskeet observation: The disconnect and dissonance a gaslighter can brew would be kind of impressive if it didn't break my heart watching it happen in real-time

The deepfake crisis for women and girls has grown tremendously. It isn’t mentioned in most AI discourse, even though it’s the primary use of deepfakes by far. Now, it is being used to victimize dozens of teen girls. The perpetrators include their male classmates
www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...

Based on the album cover alone I cannot believe I didn't find it sooner!

Also, 'Tragedy' remains an elite 1000/10 song that will turn everyone listening to it into the dying barbie meme no exceptions