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feltheadpuppets.bsky.social
Jason the punk puppeteer guy
@feltheadpuppets.bsky.social
320 followers 930 following 730 posts
I’m at the back rail in GA in a yellow Built to Spill shirt. Come fight me, I need to feel something
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Jason the punk puppeteer guy @feltheadpuppets.bsky.social · 2h
Bruh
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Jason the punk puppeteer guy @feltheadpuppets.bsky.social · 4h
“The biggest risk you take as a bank is not taking risks”

Turns out I don’t understand banking and the purpose of risky behavior
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Jason the punk puppeteer guy @feltheadpuppets.bsky.social · 7h
🎯
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Jason the punk puppeteer guy @feltheadpuppets.bsky.social · 7h
They also got a zoom call from a sitting Congressman who lied out of his fucking teeth about the shutdown and spewed propaganda like he’s auditioning for Fox News.
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Jason the punk puppeteer guy @feltheadpuppets.bsky.social · 8h
Listening to a bank conference and they’re all fucked up on their own Kool Aid. Just pissed about regulations and cozying up with fascism for profit.
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Jason the punk puppeteer guy @feltheadpuppets.bsky.social · 1d
Horses don’t want to be cops
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Jason the punk puppeteer guy @feltheadpuppets.bsky.social · 2d
Hey San Antonio people planning on protesting in a frog suit, the highs in Portland have been around 60 degrees, please don’t die in a frog suit in the south Texas heat
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Jason the punk puppeteer guy @feltheadpuppets.bsky.social · 2d
kermit the frog from the muppet show is standing in front of a red curtain .
Alt: Kermit the Frog at his most energetic “yay!” moment
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Jason the punk puppeteer guy @feltheadpuppets.bsky.social · 3d
Sending good vibes your way
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Jason the punk puppeteer guy @feltheadpuppets.bsky.social · 3d
Love a great Pagliacci joke
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meliss-AAAAAHHH! @mel.bzky.team · 3d
bus with one depressed and one happy character. the depressed one says the world is harsh cruel and unforgiving and is wearing clown makeup. the happy one, wearing a doctors coat, says great clown pagliacci is in town yay
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Jason the punk puppeteer guy @feltheadpuppets.bsky.social · 5d
Gotta get into therapy to learn how to take a compliment and how to function during the rapid rise of an authoritarian state
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Jason the punk puppeteer guy @feltheadpuppets.bsky.social · 6d
The Milkshake Duck has won a Nobel Peace Prize
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Jason the punk puppeteer guy @feltheadpuppets.bsky.social · 7d
The two of them would make the perfect couples’ costume
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Jason the punk puppeteer guy @feltheadpuppets.bsky.social · 7d
It’s almost like they’ve cursed their child to only live a comfortable life of correct pronunciation if they remain the Bexar County line
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Jason the punk puppeteer guy @feltheadpuppets.bsky.social · 7d
And they’re gonna jack up parking prices downtown. It’s gonna be an epic win for all parties interested in extracting money from the community
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Jason the punk puppeteer guy @feltheadpuppets.bsky.social · 7d
I know someone who named their kid Bexar and that seems like a mean thing to do to a child who will have to either correct every single person they talk to or just deal with the endless mispronunciation
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Jason the punk puppeteer guy @feltheadpuppets.bsky.social · 7d
*photo of a cloud*

“Woah, I’ve seen God”
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Jason the punk puppeteer guy @feltheadpuppets.bsky.social · 7d
The r/LSD group is always full of fun posts. Trip reports, people actively spiraling out in the middle of an acid trip trying to use a Reddit forum to maintain sanity, and pictures of mundane trees and puddles that people post because it’s blowing their mind.
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Jason the punk puppeteer guy @feltheadpuppets.bsky.social · 7d
No disrespect to Key & Peele, of course. They didn’t ask to be dragged into this adult child’s tough guy fantasy
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Jason the punk puppeteer guy @feltheadpuppets.bsky.social · 7d
He has his own logo, which appears to be a mutilation of the Key & Peele logo. This dude is such a loser.
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Jason the punk puppeteer guy @feltheadpuppets.bsky.social · 7d
I have some downtime at work so this beats doomscrolling
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Jason the punk puppeteer guy @feltheadpuppets.bsky.social · 7d
Petty Jason has emerged and is now harassing a collections agency who thought my number was another person. I’m just calling them back and hanging up when a person answers. Wasting their time. Frustrating them.
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Jason the punk puppeteer guy @feltheadpuppets.bsky.social · 7d
New Halloween costume idea just dropped
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Jason the punk puppeteer guy @feltheadpuppets.bsky.social · 7d
Dating apps: so, are you autistic or intact?
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Jason the punk puppeteer guy @feltheadpuppets.bsky.social · 7d
Oh shit, during the Q&A sessions someone brought up some serious legal concerns. The Q is good, the A is “it’s all good, man, don’t worry”
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