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The Wizard Finch
@felixfinch.bsky.social
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hush now traveller, we must whisper or they may steal our secrets!
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in the downwards dancing darkness of the dungeons darkest depths, dives dragons and drop bears and dwarfs a like, drunkardly drinking daiquiri’s and dangerously devouring dandelions, dastardly drowning in devilish delight.
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this was posted long before we were married mein schatz
you look so much like someone i used to know, it warms my heart every time i see you upon my timeline.
oh… there is a wizard lawyer somewhere around here… i wonder if he made his way to bluesky yet…
i-i… i don’t want to be held by a dead man….
oh dear…. the wizard finch hast not thought that far… perhaps a throttle?
it’s my third tower this MONTH!!
that broom was over a hundred years old!
i know it is my wizardly duty to be loyal to my study’s and hide away in my tower but oh how i yearn to be held in the big strong arms of… WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY MOPING CHAMBER?!? GET OUTT!!!
ALL OF THEM!! AND BROKEN THEM ALL INTO LITTLE TINIER VERSIONS OF THEMSELVES AND FLOODED MY TOWER!!
listen here you little filthy rat… if you EVER pull that shit again-
nay…. peedle hast just a need for speedle…
please…. for the love of george… @peedlefinch.bsky.social please stay still for one minute i can’t take much more of this
what the hell are the gnomes up too