Feign The Jackal
@feigningphantoms.bsky.social
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Written by DeltaMaxis Icon is temporarily using IDW art of Infinite from the Forces Prequel comic ∆ #ℕ𝔼𝕏𝕌𝕊۝
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#SonicRP #STHRP

"What's a girl to do when her idol is the one who made a fool of your father? Well, you spend your life idolizing that man, that's what. The only way to be better than your father is to beat the one who embarrassed him~!"

∆. Sorry for the dumb gif, it's the best one I could find
a meme that says " me arriving at the vladbeer office on december 5th 2015 "
ALT: a meme that says " me arriving at the vladbeer office on december 5th 2015 "
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feigningphantoms.bsky.social
[ poking the Ruby with a wrapped up bomb pop ]

You want one babe?
feigningphantoms.bsky.social
I love obeying heeerr~<3
She's so beautiful and powerful ~
feigningphantoms.bsky.social
IT'S THE RULES
I DON'T MAKE THEM
MY RUBY GIRLFRIEND DOES
GOD
feigningphantoms.bsky.social
I'm only allowed one bomb pop every Friday....
feigningphantoms.bsky.social
It's Feig Friday which means I get to enjoy one treat today
feigningphantoms.bsky.social
Hmmaaauyses yes yes yes good idea yes yes a collar yes Hmmmmmmaaaahhg
feigningphantoms.bsky.social
∆. At some point I really need to get art of Feign so people stop confusing her for Infinite
feigningphantoms.bsky.social
Yeah if is
But also that sounds uncomfortable...

I should make a necklace harness for you
feigningphantoms.bsky.social
I really should just shove you between my boobs
At least then you wouldn't roll away at night
feigningphantoms.bsky.social
I'm his biggest fan
I even have a functional replica of his motorcycle
feigningphantoms.bsky.social
Shadoooowwwww
He's so fucking cool holy shit
feigningphantoms.bsky.social
Sometimes I wake up and I can't find you :(
feigningphantoms.bsky.social
I miss my Ruby, Turbo
I miss it a lot
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aetheriumdelusions.bsky.social
I must work quickly, there is much to do.
feigningphantoms.bsky.social
Clearly you need Therapy From A Guy With A Fat Ass then
feigningphantoms.bsky.social
I think you need therapy actually
feigningphantoms.bsky.social
And I could probably use the phantom ruby to turn you into a trash can
feigningphantoms.bsky.social
Hmmmmhmm.,.,.~

[ Its presence immediately cools the Jackal's temper ]

I'm glad you desire to know every move...
I'm sorry for overreacting...
feigningphantoms.bsky.social
Sorry sorry sorry
I'm overreacting....

[ Once again adjusting a nonexistent tie and her very real watch ]
feigningphantoms.bsky.social
STOP EYEING UP MY RUBY YOU PETTING ZOO REJECTS
feigningphantoms.bsky.social
True....
Madame, this is why you're the hand and I'm the dagger~
feigningphantoms.bsky.social
Please Madame,
Be more cultured than that Bumbling Tyrant

We should add extra loops to speed highway