God's Fuckywucky
@fckhandsmcmolly.bsky.social
I am but a filthy degenerate who has been allowed to live another day. Now it's someone else's problem.
I hate that my own government seems so determined to make me and others like me into villains. I joined the Army back in 2017, shortly before Trump won the election. I thought I was going to have to spend the next 6 years hiding the fact that I was a trans woman. 1/16
January 30, 2025 at 6:02 AM
I hate that my own government seems so determined to make me and others like me into villains. I joined the Army back in 2017, shortly before Trump won the election. I thought I was going to have to spend the next 6 years hiding the fact that I was a trans woman. 1/16
I love these little bastards so much
December 22, 2024 at 5:17 AM
I love these little bastards so much
Having a sensitive chest truly is both a blessing and a curse. I just be chillin when suddenly it's like someone put on some clamps. Like, can we not? Please? I'm trying to cook?
December 21, 2024 at 2:13 AM
Having a sensitive chest truly is both a blessing and a curse. I just be chillin when suddenly it's like someone put on some clamps. Like, can we not? Please? I'm trying to cook?
All I want is to be called Daddy and also call someone else Daddy. Is that too much ask?
December 20, 2024 at 9:29 PM
All I want is to be called Daddy and also call someone else Daddy. Is that too much ask?
Being a MILF is less about having a child and more about your vibe. Best kind of MILF is one with no child, like a wine aunt.
December 20, 2024 at 5:07 PM
Being a MILF is less about having a child and more about your vibe. Best kind of MILF is one with no child, like a wine aunt.
God damn do my nipples hurt.
December 20, 2024 at 8:03 AM
God damn do my nipples hurt.
My spouse told me he "crawl inside" my ribcage. Should I be concerned?
December 19, 2024 at 6:21 AM
My spouse told me he "crawl inside" my ribcage. Should I be concerned?
The more I learn about chronic pain, the greater my hate and confusion with the human body grows. Turn back the evolutionary clock, I wish to be soup once again.
December 17, 2024 at 9:31 PM
The more I learn about chronic pain, the greater my hate and confusion with the human body grows. Turn back the evolutionary clock, I wish to be soup once again.
Love me a bitch who's textured. No, I will not elaborate.
December 17, 2024 at 7:03 AM
Love me a bitch who's textured. No, I will not elaborate.
People who think muscular women are unattractive and being attracted to them somehow makes you gay. You are weak. Your booldline is pathetic and shall not survive the winter.
December 16, 2024 at 8:36 PM
People who think muscular women are unattractive and being attracted to them somehow makes you gay. You are weak. Your booldline is pathetic and shall not survive the winter.
I've realized that neither of the dogs in my pfp or banner belong to me, but rather my mom and mother-in-law, respectively. You know that meme of there being two wolves inside you? They are my two wolves. Take from that what you will.
December 15, 2024 at 7:07 AM
I've realized that neither of the dogs in my pfp or banner belong to me, but rather my mom and mother-in-law, respectively. You know that meme of there being two wolves inside you? They are my two wolves. Take from that what you will.
Antidepressants are all fun and games until you spend 2 hours chasing that goon. Why must I keep catching these L's?
December 15, 2024 at 2:35 AM
Antidepressants are all fun and games until you spend 2 hours chasing that goon. Why must I keep catching these L's?
Why must my dog's mouth be so loud? I can hear her from the other room. It feels so unnecessary.
December 13, 2024 at 7:02 AM
Why must my dog's mouth be so loud? I can hear her from the other room. It feels so unnecessary.
Wet cold really does just hit different, doesn't it? My desert rat ass is not made for this flavor of nonsense.
December 13, 2024 at 12:31 AM
Wet cold really does just hit different, doesn't it? My desert rat ass is not made for this flavor of nonsense.
Friendly reminder to drink some water. Ya pussy can't be wet if you're dehydrated.
December 12, 2024 at 6:11 AM
Friendly reminder to drink some water. Ya pussy can't be wet if you're dehydrated.
My absolute dumbass of a cat keeps trying to EAT one of our blankets for some unknown reason! Why can't I have a normal pet for once?
December 12, 2024 at 1:46 AM
My absolute dumbass of a cat keeps trying to EAT one of our blankets for some unknown reason! Why can't I have a normal pet for once?
I love cooking, but whenever someone asks me for my recipes, I must sound insane. "What'd you season this with?" I don't remember gamer, I'm winging it every time and just hoping for the best! Mostly ends up tasty, but when I fuck up, I FUCK UP! Keeps dinner interesting.
December 11, 2024 at 5:40 AM
I love cooking, but whenever someone asks me for my recipes, I must sound insane. "What'd you season this with?" I don't remember gamer, I'm winging it every time and just hoping for the best! Mostly ends up tasty, but when I fuck up, I FUCK UP! Keeps dinner interesting.
December 10, 2024 at 3:34 AM
Being an adult is such nonsense. Who allowed this to happen to me? Why can't I simply be unborn?
December 10, 2024 at 2:45 AM
Being an adult is such nonsense. Who allowed this to happen to me? Why can't I simply be unborn?
Before I moved to the Pacific Northwest, I warned about the constant rain and cloud coverage. After 4 months of living here, I've come to the conclusion that y'all are just weak and dramatic.
December 9, 2024 at 8:16 PM
Before I moved to the Pacific Northwest, I warned about the constant rain and cloud coverage. After 4 months of living here, I've come to the conclusion that y'all are just weak and dramatic.
Using soup stock instead of water when cooking is so fucking good I'm upset it took me so long to figure out
December 8, 2024 at 8:57 AM
Using soup stock instead of water when cooking is so fucking good I'm upset it took me so long to figure out
Can't believe my spouse just said "she's hungry" when referring to my dick after we had sex. I would like to request a refund please.
December 6, 2024 at 11:52 PM
Can't believe my spouse just said "she's hungry" when referring to my dick after we had sex. I would like to request a refund please.
Nothing like some post nut cummy yummies
December 5, 2024 at 7:40 PM
Nothing like some post nut cummy yummies
They call me the midwife the way I be livin' that mid.....life 👊😔
December 5, 2024 at 7:21 AM
They call me the midwife the way I be livin' that mid.....life 👊😔