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fawndy.bsky.social
Lana
@fawndy.bsky.social
She/her
Just a damn queer 🏳️‍⚧️
Daughter of Loki
Your favorite crazy person
Composing sick hits and kick flips
Known to be horny
Literally an Oracle
For the girls ✨
26, MDNI 🔞
Pinned
lana boyfriend arc?
He railed the fuck out of me and then rolled over and showed me this
December 13, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Russian nesting butt plugs
December 11, 2025 at 10:57 PM
I essentially did squats for 9 hours, 4 days in a row at work and now I can’t stand so I’m calling in today, fuck this shit 😭
December 11, 2025 at 10:10 PM
I would stick my dick in the wall socket for a cheese danish right about now
December 11, 2025 at 9:41 AM
Classic family Christmas film Homo loan
December 10, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Just a little sack from the back, as a treat
December 10, 2025 at 2:17 PM
I am going to meet my boyfriends parents in NC for Christmas and I am ✨terrified✨
December 7, 2025 at 4:08 AM
Apparently I slept on my face wrong and the whole right side of my tongue was asleep for like 20 minutes, 3/10 would not recommend
December 7, 2025 at 12:20 AM
caffeine, nicotine, and spite
my three core components
December 7, 2025 at 12:08 AM
100% of people who drink water die.
Stay safe out there gang
December 6, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Don’t get me wrong, I fundamentally do not condone smoking, but taking two hits and then snuffing it out? Like giiiirl, if you wanted to throw away money lend me a fiver
December 6, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Bsky formula is just:

✨Girls✨
December 6, 2025 at 4:36 PM
My injection alarm is just labeled as “Drugs”
December 6, 2025 at 4:08 PM
I’m actually just a giant sentient insect
December 6, 2025 at 4:04 PM
My pictures app officially recognizes my pre transition self as a separate person from current me, so I’d say we’re winning with this one
December 5, 2025 at 9:21 PM
“How to make adrenochrome at home, household ingredients”
December 4, 2025 at 3:38 PM
thinking of hiring one of those kpop dance girls with the baggy pants to follow me around with a stereo on her shoulder and blast jams to make me look cool
December 4, 2025 at 3:35 PM
My job is trying to convince me I am a workaholic, this mandatory overtime is icky stinky.

(this concludes my little kid temper tantrum for the day)
December 4, 2025 at 3:24 PM
*cums* “look mom, no hands!”
December 3, 2025 at 10:35 AM
Reposted by Lana
Submissive puppygirl?

Call that a subwoofer
December 3, 2025 at 9:28 AM
Girl with a tiny top and baggy pants vs girl with skinny jeans and oversized hoodie
(And then they kiss) ✨
December 2, 2025 at 11:28 PM
wtf is rock salt, salt IS rock,
this shit chai tea all over again
November 30, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Streaming services have evolved to the point where they’re just cable again, but shittier.
November 30, 2025 at 5:25 AM
Local smoke shop got that dong bong and I high key want one.

The ol’ stone and bone
Classic rip and tip
Weed and seed
Big smoke and deepthroat
Green and ween

*tap tap* “is this thing on?”
November 29, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Me when I’m gorging myself and feel like a fatass and then just realizing that it’s a normal amount of food that regular people without problems eat on a daily basis
November 28, 2025 at 4:54 PM