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FauxCowboy @fauxcowboy.bsky.social · Jan 31

In destined to host a talk show with Miss Piggy.

Frequent guest appearances by Keke Palmer are implied.

FauxCowboy @fauxcowboy.bsky.social · Nov 28

Now that Santa is here, I will take my leave.

Until next year!

Thanks @nbc.com and @todayshow.com for having me!

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FauxCowboy @fauxcowboy.bsky.social · Nov 28

Step aside, Santa.

In da clerb, we all hold space for Cynthia Erivo.

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FauxCowboy @fauxcowboy.bsky.social · Nov 28

The costuming today heartens me.

So classy. So now. Elevated.

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FauxCowboy @fauxcowboy.bsky.social · Nov 28

Sebastian Yatra is always welcome.

I need that jacket.

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FauxCowboy @fauxcowboy.bsky.social · Nov 28

Worth the wait. Bold red lip? Bold red gloves? Bold red brooch? Bold red ring?

The War and Treaty is here, y’all.

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FauxCowboy @fauxcowboy.bsky.social · Nov 28

Has The War and Treaty not seen Mean Girls? This is an acapella opportunity if I’ve ever seen one.

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FauxCowboy @fauxcowboy.bsky.social · Nov 28

Hoda has a vendetta against those tiny shoes.

I’m on the case.

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FauxCowboy @fauxcowboy.bsky.social · Nov 28

The Pillsbury dough boy balloon is here for us. That smile!

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FauxCowboy @fauxcowboy.bsky.social · Nov 28

Hallmark gives us what we need.

@hallmark.bsky.social

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FauxCowboy @fauxcowboy.bsky.social · Nov 28

Visionaries.

Would I have guessed the world needed a Christmas song from Red from Descendants: Rise of Red? No.

But someone did.

And they were right. Unequivocally.

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FauxCowboy @fauxcowboy.bsky.social · Nov 28

As a train enthusiast, the real steam billowing from the Macys train warms my heart.

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FauxCowboy @fauxcowboy.bsky.social · Nov 28

Why did no one tell me there was going to be a Gabby’s Dollhouse: The Movie!?

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FauxCowboy @fauxcowboy.bsky.social · Nov 28

The woman gently swaying with her prop icing bag is all of us. Always.

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FauxCowboy @fauxcowboy.bsky.social · Nov 28

They’ve still got it.

#TheRockettes

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FauxCowboy @fauxcowboy.bsky.social · Nov 28

Linus’ hair is all that and a bag of chips.

#CampSnoopy

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FauxCowboy @fauxcowboy.bsky.social · Nov 28

She is the moment.

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FauxCowboy @fauxcowboy.bsky.social · Nov 28

Are you KIDDING me?

A golden turkey in a top hat wherein the top hat flips up to reveal baby turkeys wearing baby top hats!?

Society has reached its peak.

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FauxCowboy @fauxcowboy.bsky.social · Nov 28

Jolly green giant had a glow up.

Yeah we fancy like green beans.

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FauxCowboy @fauxcowboy.bsky.social · Nov 28

A lot of elephants this year.

Auspicious times.

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FauxCowboy @fauxcowboy.bsky.social · Nov 28

You can’t tell me Irish step doesn’t improve any event.

I’m something of a lord of the dance, myself.

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FauxCowboy @fauxcowboy.bsky.social · Nov 28

How embarrassing to so proudly stand on a Wednesday float when it’s Thursday?

I so hate a faux pas.

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FauxCowboy @fauxcowboy.bsky.social · Nov 28

No, but Chloe’s leather trench just kicked these holidays up a notch.

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FauxCowboy @fauxcowboy.bsky.social · Nov 28

Donald lost his hat!?

This is like a no fly show level of excitement. #iykyk

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FauxCowboy @fauxcowboy.bsky.social · Nov 28

Nothing makes me beam more than that Donald Duck.

It’s called rizz. Ever heard of it?

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