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Fat Jesus 📏🦵🥚 @fatjesus.bsky.social · 4h

Poop on Youtube

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Poop | #Pokemon #Streamer #VTuber

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Fat Jesus 📏🦵🥚 @fatjesus.bsky.social · 4h

Poop

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Fat Jesus 📏🦵🥚 @fatjesus.bsky.social · 3d

Glad to be back playing Pokemon...

(No spoilers other than Manectric exists)

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Fat Jesus 📏🦵🥚 @fatjesus.bsky.social · 4d

She Gordita the way I make her pussy Crunch

Fat Jesus 📏🦵🥚 @fatjesus.bsky.social · 6d

Local UPS, this guy doesn't live in a rural area.

Fat Jesus 📏🦵🥚 @fatjesus.bsky.social · 7d

Stream is now on Monday. UPS bungled my order so bad I've been talking with 6 Amazon reps to try and figure out what happened. It'll be here Monday, so I guess I can join in about Pokemon lore and fun on Monday and be a weekend behind. Whata huge bummer from Amazon and UPS man.

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Fat Jesus 📏🦵🥚 @fatjesus.bsky.social · 11d

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Fat Jesus 📏🦵🥚 @fatjesus.bsky.social · 11d

Only four days left!

Fat Jesus 📏🦵🥚 @fatjesus.bsky.social · Sep 16

FJ's Actual Real Subathon Givaways!

Gengar squishmallow, Rayquaza card, DK Bananza or Pokemon Legends ZA AND an ACNH Switch!

All you have to do is head over to this Gleam link!! Entries close on October 17th, 2025! (Some entries are Twitter based, it is what it is.)

gleam.io/bjvWk/fjs-ac...

Fat Jesus 📏🦵🥚 @fatjesus.bsky.social · 14d

One Battle After Another is awesome and I'm willing to bet it won't be at all polarizing or cause discourse. Not one bit. Not at all.

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Fat Jesus 📏🦵🥚 @fatjesus.bsky.social · 17d

This is Kyle 👏👏👏👏👏

Fat Jesus 📏🦵🥚 @fatjesus.bsky.social · 17d

Dynasty football team humming along. :)

(Loss was last week, can't do much when Justice Hill and Romeo Doubs go for almost 30 each.)

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Fat Jesus 📏🦵🥚 @fatjesus.bsky.social · Sep 16

FJ's Actual Real Subathon Givaways!

Gengar squishmallow, Rayquaza card, DK Bananza or Pokemon Legends ZA AND an ACNH Switch!

All you have to do is head over to this Gleam link!! Entries close on October 17th, 2025! (Some entries are Twitter based, it is what it is.)

gleam.io/bjvWk/fjs-ac...

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Fat Jesus 📏🦵🥚 @fatjesus.bsky.social · 22d

If the vast majoirty of your content is "react to big Youtube videos that I didn't make and make it my whole identity," do better.

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Fat Jesus 📏🦵🥚 @fatjesus.bsky.social · 25d

I'm so fucking fucked man. Life really does hate me.

Fat Jesus 📏🦵🥚 @fatjesus.bsky.social · 26d

NOT A WIN BABY, GO COWBOYS

Fat Jesus 📏🦵🥚 @fatjesus.bsky.social · 29d

Banks

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Fat Jesus 📏🦵🥚 @fatjesus.bsky.social · Sep 23

just incase I'm not reading correctly, I know autism is an inherited/passed down thing and I highly doubt Tylenol (and the like) is explains anything other than few fringe cases or some shit haha

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Fat Jesus 📏🦵🥚 @fatjesus.bsky.social · Sep 22

I can't believe that acetaminophen was a main cause of austim this whole time and that it's a curable disease.

This new science that just dropped is gonna be a hellauva patch update. I hope your NVidia drivers are at least the 60 series.

⁽ᵂᵉ'ʳᵉ ˢᵒ ᶜᵒᵒᵏᵉᵈ⁾

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Fat Jesus 📏🦵🥚 @fatjesus.bsky.social · Sep 17

Giveaway

Fat Jesus 📏🦵🥚 @fatjesus.bsky.social · Sep 16

FJ's Actual Real Subathon Givaways!

Gengar squishmallow, Rayquaza card, DK Bananza or Pokemon Legends ZA AND an ACNH Switch!

All you have to do is head over to this Gleam link!! Entries close on October 17th, 2025! (Some entries are Twitter based, it is what it is.)

gleam.io/bjvWk/fjs-ac...

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Fat Jesus 📏🦵🥚 @fatjesus.bsky.social · Sep 16

FJ's Actual Real Subathon Givaways!

Gengar squishmallow, Rayquaza card, DK Bananza or Pokemon Legends ZA AND an ACNH Switch!

All you have to do is head over to this Gleam link!! Entries close on October 17th, 2025! (Some entries are Twitter based, it is what it is.)

gleam.io/bjvWk/fjs-ac...

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Fat Jesus 📏🦵🥚 @fatjesus.bsky.social · Sep 13

This series is long, if you're getting into it's daunting, if you're in the middle and not using Kai Dub/One Pace it's endless

But, for all it's length, there's not a ton of filler. World is deep and these are some of the most fleshed out characters ever in media. Let 'em cook

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Fat Jesus 📏🦵🥚 @fatjesus.bsky.social · Sep 13

1,133 episodes down.

One Piece is still insanely engaging, espeically for someone who loves world building and things past just the main characters

I've seen a lot of fans say Wano and Egghead are too slow paced. While I agree, I also think to flesh out characters you need time

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Fat Jesus 📏🦵🥚 @fatjesus.bsky.social · Sep 13

Cinema

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Fat Jesus 📏🦵🥚 @fatjesus.bsky.social · Sep 12

#NintedoDirect

Smash Bros Infinite
Animal Crossing Comfy Universe
Pokemon Zealot Gray (Unova remakes)

And all the normal shit like ZA, Metroid, Air Ride, etc.

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Fat Jesus 📏🦵🥚 @fatjesus.bsky.social · Sep 10

Say something nice about my friend (Mega) Malamar pls. He lost a lot of weight and is starring in a new film about the drug boom of the 1960s.

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