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Alan Jewitt

Alan Jewitt

@fatgeordie.bsky.social

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Alan Jewitt @fatgeordie.bsky.social · 1d

I bet he meant hot as in burnt to the ground.

Alan Jewitt @fatgeordie.bsky.social · 1d

Brilliant. She'll believe that until one day in middle-age.

Alan Jewitt @fatgeordie.bsky.social · 1d

No, she went of her own accord.

Alan Jewitt @fatgeordie.bsky.social · 1d

Seems not. Apparently "fraud prevention" justifies trawling through any digital data they can get their hands on. One reason I signed the petition against digital ID cards. They'll just create another treasure trove of data with which to track our every move.

Alan Jewitt @fatgeordie.bsky.social · 1d

The same government that's aping his DOGE by using airline reservation data for mass surveillance of the population?

Alan Jewitt @fatgeordie.bsky.social · 2d

Sorry:
And here was I thinking it would be free Matt Green tickets.

Alan Jewitt @fatgeordie.bsky.social · 2d

And here was I thinking it would be free Taylor Swift tickets.

Alan Jewitt @fatgeordie.bsky.social · 2d

Booking a flight and waiting for your Child Benefit to be stopped.

Alan Jewitt @fatgeordie.bsky.social · 2d

Two minds with but a single thought.

Alan Jewitt @fatgeordie.bsky.social · 2d

Seconded.
Can I vote for an improved urinary tract to go with it? A better exit route is even more important with a bigger capacity.

Alan Jewitt @fatgeordie.bsky.social · 4d

Wiltshire police. Seriously?

Alan Jewitt @fatgeordie.bsky.social · 4d

It's not as if they need the money.

Alan Jewitt @fatgeordie.bsky.social · 4d

This is a better fess TBH. It's not a victimless crime.

Alan Jewitt @fatgeordie.bsky.social · 4d

Ambiguous.
"I tried to not procrastinate for a week."
or
"I tried for a week to not procrastinate."

I think we should be told.

Alan Jewitt @fatgeordie.bsky.social · 4d

She's met my grandson. I can get you his autograph when he learns to write.

Alan Jewitt @fatgeordie.bsky.social · 4d

I read yesterday that Joe Marler was on OF selling photos of his feet. If he can do that...

Alan Jewitt @fatgeordie.bsky.social · 4d

"Twat cannon!"
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Alan Jewitt @fatgeordie.bsky.social · 5d

Jesus. You people are in deep shit.
Which means the rest of us over here will be shortly.

Alan Jewitt @fatgeordie.bsky.social · 5d

Farage will Farage.
He's not responsible for the government ministers who regurgitate Reform rhetoric, and should know better. Especially as it's doing them no good in the polls.

Alan Jewitt @fatgeordie.bsky.social · 5d

Do you often dream about "flattening forests?"
Regards,
Sigmund

Alan Jewitt @fatgeordie.bsky.social · 5d

Another on the list of things they shouldn't really have to tell the "grown-ups" in government.

Alan Jewitt @fatgeordie.bsky.social · 5d

Thanks a bunch mate. I know what I'd be doing more of if I could go back 50 years. And it wouldn't be this. :-)

Alan Jewitt @fatgeordie.bsky.social · 5d

PINK!!! Brilliant.

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Emma Mitchell @silverpebble2.bsky.social · 5d

When humans look at something we find beautiful our brains release dopamine, lifting mood & if we connect with what we're looking at oxytocin, giving us a sense of belonging.
A tiny posy I made in a thimble, with real flowers I grew👇
If you like it it'll alter your brain biochemistry for the better:

A very tiny posy I made in a thimble using flowers I grew in my garden, including lily of the valley, forget me not, cow parsley, sorrel, Mexican fleabane/erigeron, snowberry and buttercup.

Alan Jewitt @fatgeordie.bsky.social · 5d

That's an easy one.

Always out there thinking that stuff. They've just been given permission to say it out loud.
I can certainly give you plenty of examples from my 50 years of adulthood.

Ask me another.