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31 | KY | Gainer | 🐻 | 🐶 SW: 140 CW: 360 GW: ∞ Your favorite Gainer’s favorite Gainer. Straight from the Tortured Pups Department
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Now back to my regularly scheduled programming
We went. I was careful. Didn’t shit my pants. 0/10 won’t do again.
Me: “I like this place because they say the burritos are the size of your head, but I really can’t do that before belly night at the bar.”

Friend: “We should eat there b/c they will love our stuffed bellies!!”

Me: “You say that but it ain’t going to be sexy when I’m shitting in a bar bathroom.”
I’ll be your FAT-her figure. I drink that Dr. Pepper. I can make deals with the waiter because my rolls are bigger. Leave it with me. I eat for the family.
It’s that time of year where I get jealous over a Megachub pumpkin.
@rottedotter.bsky.social while we try to figure out what to have for lunch: “Go touch food, fatty.”
I found some really shitty art of my first fursona I did in MIDDLE SCHOOL. I’ve been a fat fur for 17 years, more than half my life. The internet is truly ✨forever ✨lmao. I deeply regret to show you this and also inform you it was in a notebook that made it to the school’s lost and found.
My back is wide like semis.
I got sweet taste for men who are encouragers
It's always been so, it's no surprise
“Make me fatter, daddy”
“Autoglass® repair, Autoglass® replace”
Petition to make an even larger size of Snickers, call it “Fat Ass Size,” and add more/larger dick veins.

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You know what they say. A batch of cookies and a gallon of milk a day, keeps the doctor away. Or whatever.
@rottedotter.bsky.social isn’t just a feeder! He’s a… hamburger helper. Tehehe. :3
Tomorrow, I start my 28th first day of school. I never left. I made a career out of education. I did P-12, 4 years of undergrad, 2 years of grad, and then went right into academia post graduation. That kind of blows my mind.
ALSO, a 300 maximum is NOT “bigger is better.”
Right? If your limit is 300 and I’m 360 (60 pounds over what you like and very open about being that weight and a gainer) why are we still talking? That difference is going to get substantially larger. I’m not stopping and you’re going to be happy when I’m 400, 500, or 600+.
I’m 360lbs, so I’m always confused at this response when the person is asking to hook up or go out or matched with me.

“Oh… well, it looks good on you.”

Well, you already screwed yourself. Bye.
Just minding my own business at a virtual company wide meeting when the in person attendees have to do breakout sessions & I see a message in the Teams chat saying, “I wish we had break out rooms for online folx.” Shut. The. Fuck. Up. I attend virtually so I don’t have to fucking do work, Carol.
“OH MY GOD. ARE YOU FLIRTING WITH ME?” Seriously though, this is kinda kind of stuff that gets me rock hard.
He came at me to hurt my ego, but accidentally seduced my inner weirdo.