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Fataclysm

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What have I done to deserve this flat, flavourless Manhattan? • coffee first, period. then the rest • punk rock • enthusiastic about whiskey • i've owned more 70s vans than you • london, ontario • all pizzas are personal sized if you believe in yourself

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Fataclysm @fataclysm.bsky.social · 22d

Star Trek joke!

What's Mr Data's favourite fruit?

Cannotaloupe.

#StarTrek
#MrData

...also...

#DougFordIsCrooked

Fataclysm @fataclysm.bsky.social · 23d

His motives behind the lies about the #GreenBelt... cash... were as see-though as can be. Now...he's cooked up another scheme for a payola to build speed humps and speed bumps and new signs and pretty flashing lights that WE can all pay for. We have all those things, Doug. Fucking crook.

Fataclysm @fataclysm.bsky.social · 23d

Doug Ford is corrupt.
Doug Ford is a fucking moron.
Doug Ford is a liar.
Doug Ford is a crook.

#DougFordIsCorrupt
#DougFordIsAFuckingMoron
#DougFordIsALiar
#DougFordIsACrook

#DougFord
#FordGovernment

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Fataclysm @fataclysm.bsky.social · 25d

Watching Him painfully struggle to say "Acetaminophen" while He tells the world how dangerous acetaminophen is in front of RFK and Dr Oz really, really inspires a LOT of confidence.

Still...PersonManWomanCameraTV.

Also, 1 in 12!!

#Bidenesque
#BlitherBlather
#JIMMYKIMMELLIVE!
#Trump
#Autism

Fataclysm @fataclysm.bsky.social · 28d

Hey, if anybody sees Pete Hoekstra today, be sure to tell him to go fuck himself.

Fucking tool.

#PeteHoekstra
#AmbassadorPeteHoekstra

Fataclysm @fataclysm.bsky.social · Aug 8

Everybody's proud and happy for Victoria Mboko. Everybody but Naomi Osaka. The chip on her shoulder must have a chip on its shoulder.

#Soupuss #PoorSport
#Mboko
#TennisAnyone

Fataclysm @fataclysm.bsky.social · Jun 30

Pete Hoekstra can fuck off! Take your "term of endearment" and cram it with walnuts. Disrespectful son of a bitch.

Kissing his Master's ass.

#PeteHoekstra
#Moron
#CanadaDay

Fataclysm @fataclysm.bsky.social · Jun 21

Trivago Guys: proof that disheveled, homeless-looking tourists that drank too much and did way, way too much toilet tank blow last night can still have the olfactory senses to sniff up deals on discount hotel rates.

#Trivago
#Blow
#Disheveled

Sidebar: were they sheveled first?

Fataclysm @fataclysm.bsky.social · Jun 5

October 20th. That's a lovely, long summer vacation, Doug!

Still...those teachers, right? Right? Those 2 month summers! Right?

And get that moronic shit-eating grin off of your face.

#DougFordIsCORRUPT
#ShitEatingGrin
#FuckDougFord
#Criminal

What a fucking asshole.

Fataclysm @fataclysm.bsky.social · Jun 4

Are the fans at this year's French Open THE most ignorant I've ever seen in 25+ years of watching tennis?

Oui.

"Hey, let's stumble around while they're playing!"
"That's a great idea! And let's never shut up!"
"Fantastic!"

#FrenchOpen
#TennisAnyone?
#FermezLesBouches
#WTA

Fataclysm @fataclysm.bsky.social · Jun 4

Doug Ford can fuck off!

#DougFord
#DougFordIsCrooked
#DougFordCanFuckOff

Fataclysm @fataclysm.bsky.social · Jun 4

Shocking.

Fataclysm @fataclysm.bsky.social · Jun 4

Breaking: Unemployed man that lives in government housing seen yelling about "elbows down" from lawn in front of building where he used to work.

Sure, PP, there wouldn't even BE any tariff issues if you were in charge. Why don't you go back to the mansion we're all paying for and stfu.

#Poilivre

Fataclysm @fataclysm.bsky.social · Jun 3

Doug Ford can fuck off. Everyone else can have a great day.

That's it. That's all.

#DougFord

Fataclysm @fataclysm.bsky.social · May 31

"Small Achievable Goals" is about 2 broads in constant and various stages of undress that never stop yelling about everything.

#Cringe
#SmallAchievableGoals
#CBC

Fataclysm @fataclysm.bsky.social · May 31

So, trust with the USA is dead, then? Mr Art Of The Deal doesn't seem to know His head from His ass anymore. Dimentia or bad meds, we need to reevaluate everything in a major way.

#Taco
#Distance

Taco doesn't tweet anymore, He clucks!

#WhatTheCluck
#Tariff
#Steel
#MrArtOfTheSteel
#Trump

Fataclysm @fataclysm.bsky.social · May 29

Trump:"What's for dinner tonight?"
Melania: * giggling "I sent Eric for Tacos! *giggling
Trump: "Mmmmm, tac...Hey, wait a minute!"
Poor, Sad Eric: * locked in his car and running out of air. Tacos getting cold

#Taco
#Tacos
#Mouthbreather
#Tariff
#PoorSadEtic

Fataclysm @fataclysm.bsky.social · May 29

#Taco!!

Fataclysm @fataclysm.bsky.social · May 29

Taco

#Taco

Fataclysm @fataclysm.bsky.social · May 28

I'd be embarrassed if Andrew Lawton was a member of my political party.

I'd be embarrassed to have even voted for him.

#AndrewLawton
#CPC
#Trash

Fataclysm @fataclysm.bsky.social · May 15

Ontario to deliver budget later today. I expect something like this:

• money for tunnel under T.O
• money to help rich spa from other country
• no money for anything else
• something about alcohol
• klll the poor

Will Ford be wearing his biggest shit-eating grin? Yes!

#KillThePoor
#ODSP
#FordGov

Fataclysm @fataclysm.bsky.social · May 10

Nothin' like 30 seconds of "Dude Looks Like A Lady" on the radio to remind everybody that Aerosmith should be in prison for what they've done.

Not jail, prison.

Shudder.

#Aerosmith
#Prison
#Shudder
#DudeLooksLikeALady

Fataclysm @fataclysm.bsky.social · May 6

Noon. Pete Hegseth can finally have his second drink.

#PeteHegseth
#Booze
#Noon
#SignalChat
#Shakes

Fataclysm @fataclysm.bsky.social · Apr 22

A year has passed. What happened to all the Toronto coppers that lied each other up to put an innocent man away? Never heard a peep about them again. Back to work, I guess...

I'd genuinely like to know what happened after the verdict.

#TorontoPolice
#UmarZameer
#Toronto

Fataclysm @fataclysm.bsky.social · Apr 10

Nobody's drinking adrenochrome anymore, and it shows.

Weak.

#QAnonsense
#Adrenochrome
#Weak
#WontSomebodyPleaseThinkOfTheChildren