Gordon The Big Engine
@fastestandbest04.bsky.social
Hullo, I am Gordon, the North Western Railway’s No. 4. I’m fastest and best and I pull the express!
Matching with @bigstronghenry.bsky.social and @splendidred05.bsky.social aka Henry and James!
Parody account run by @arandomthomasfan.bsky.social
Matching with @bigstronghenry.bsky.social and @splendidred05.bsky.social aka Henry and James!
Parody account run by @arandomthomasfan.bsky.social
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Hullo people of Bluesky. It is I, Gordon the Famous Big Engine!
What is Little Thomas doing here
December 5, 2025 at 10:27 PM
What is Little Thomas doing here
Reposted by Gordon The Big Engine
LOOK AT THIS FUCKING CHOPPED DUMBASS' FACE I'M CRYING OVER THIS
December 5, 2025 at 10:12 PM
LOOK AT THIS FUCKING CHOPPED DUMBASS' FACE I'M CRYING OVER THIS
Oh so we make fun of me and not the silly red engine who spins round like a top, eh? I see how it is…
November 30, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Oh so we make fun of me and not the silly red engine who spins round like a top, eh? I see how it is…
I, Gordon the Big Grand Express Engine, approve this message!
November 30, 2025 at 12:44 AM
I, Gordon the Big Grand Express Engine, approve this message!
bust my buffers, it’s nearly Christmas time!
November 28, 2025 at 8:51 PM
bust my buffers, it’s nearly Christmas time!
gorn
krug
November 10, 2025 at 2:48 AM
gorn
@diesel10andpinchy.bsky.social this means you
Don’t mess with me or you’ll end up like that Super E.D.
a man 's face is covered in lightning bolts .
ALT: a man 's face is covered in lightning bolts .
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October 5, 2025 at 9:02 PM
@diesel10andpinchy.bsky.social this means you
Don’t mess with me or you’ll end up like that Super E.D.
a man 's face is covered in lightning bolts .
ALT: a man 's face is covered in lightning bolts .
media.tenor.com
October 5, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Don’t mess with me or you’ll end up like that Super E.D.
Ok who tf lobotomized Edward
September 27, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Ok who tf lobotomized Edward
September 18, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Guys, I need YOU to help me cancel diesel 10 and save sodor #canceld10 #zerooutoften
September 18, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Guys, I need YOU to help me cancel diesel 10 and save sodor #canceld10 #zerooutoften
Your boss mistreats you and calls you names. I wouldn’t take that if I were you #canceld10 #zerooutoften
September 18, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Your boss mistreats you and calls you names. I wouldn’t take that if I were you #canceld10 #zerooutoften
Henry only likes you because you saved him one time, and the others are simply work colleagues
Don't be fooled, I am friendly with many steamies like Harvey, and all the rescue folks. Henry and I are buddies, and this dude has NOT done his research
Do not be fooled, I am friendly with many diesels, such as BoCo! And Thomas and I even have an alliance. Somebody clearly hasn’t done their research #canceld10 #zerooutoften
September 18, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Henry only likes you because you saved him one time, and the others are simply work colleagues
We also can’t forget a certain somebody’s several murder attempts and attacks on the railway, as well as his racism towards steamies
Do not be fooled, I am friendly with many diesels, such as BoCo! And Thomas and I even have an alliance. Somebody clearly hasn’t done their research #canceld10 #zerooutoften
Gordon is a big slow meanie who hates diesels and uses tank engines as slaves. #cancelgordon #slowestandworst
September 18, 2025 at 12:04 AM
We also can’t forget a certain somebody’s several murder attempts and attacks on the railway, as well as his racism towards steamies
Do not be fooled, I am friendly with many diesels, such as BoCo! And Thomas and I even have an alliance. Somebody clearly hasn’t done their research #canceld10 #zerooutoften
Gordon is a big slow meanie who hates diesels and uses tank engines as slaves. #cancelgordon #slowestandworst
September 18, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Do not be fooled, I am friendly with many diesels, such as BoCo! And Thomas and I even have an alliance. Somebody clearly hasn’t done their research #canceld10 #zerooutoften
Great news! @garbagepailkid28.bsky.social has turned over a new leaf and has joined the fight against @diesel10andpinchy.bsky.social! #canceld10 #zerooutoften #kahl
September 17, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Great news! @garbagepailkid28.bsky.social has turned over a new leaf and has joined the fight against @diesel10andpinchy.bsky.social! #canceld10 #zerooutoften #kahl
Supporting people getting attacked with bananas? Attacks that YOU most certainly orchestrated? Attacks that cause CONFUSION AND DELAY? Not a good look for you, buddy #canceld10 #zerooutoften
not as silly as you covered in bananas #cancelgordon #slowestandworst
September 17, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Supporting people getting attacked with bananas? Attacks that YOU most certainly orchestrated? Attacks that cause CONFUSION AND DELAY? Not a good look for you, buddy #canceld10 #zerooutoften
Perhaps this was done to me by a supporter of a certain evil engine 🤔
Gordon has been doing sketchy stuff behind the scenes. look at all the bananas on him. #cancelgordon
September 17, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Perhaps this was done to me by a supporter of a certain evil engine 🤔
Notice how @diesel10andpinchy.bsky.social, a young (supposedly) employed engine hasn’t been working at all over the past few days. You’d never see something like that back in my day. He isn’t an engine you can trust, just a lazy fool! #canceld10 #zerooutoften
September 17, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Notice how @diesel10andpinchy.bsky.social, a young (supposedly) employed engine hasn’t been working at all over the past few days. You’d never see something like that back in my day. He isn’t an engine you can trust, just a lazy fool! #canceld10 #zerooutoften
This is false info and lies. Don’t fall for his devious schemes!! #canceld10 #zerooutoften
Gordon called Pinchy a ch*mper. thats OUR WORD, GORDON #cancelgordon
September 17, 2025 at 11:18 PM
This is false info and lies. Don’t fall for his devious schemes!! #canceld10 #zerooutoften
Guys do not fall for Diesel 10’s schemes, he’s trying to destroy us all #canceld10 #zerooutoften
September 17, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Guys do not fall for Diesel 10’s schemes, he’s trying to destroy us all #canceld10 #zerooutoften
HELP WHERE HAVE THEY TAKEN ME
September 17, 2025 at 1:53 PM
HELP WHERE HAVE THEY TAKEN ME
daily reminder to #canceld10 and #cancelkahl! We need YOUR help to save the railway from total destruction!
September 17, 2025 at 1:31 PM
daily reminder to #canceld10 and #cancelkahl! We need YOUR help to save the railway from total destruction!