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The Tempest
NEWS YOU CAN USE: One T ground flax seed in three Ts of water replaces one egg in baking
The Tempest
NEWS YOU CAN USE: One T ground flax seed in three Ts of water replaces one egg in baking
Trump Calling Reporter ‘Piggy’ Was ‘Frankness,’ White House Says www.nytimes.com/2025/11/20/b...
Karoline Leavitt is a cunt. Now THAT’S frankness
Karoline Leavitt is a cunt. Now THAT’S frankness
Trump Calling Reporter ‘Piggy’ Was ‘Frankness,’ White House Says
www.nytimes.com
November 21, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Trump Calling Reporter ‘Piggy’ Was ‘Frankness,’ White House Says www.nytimes.com/2025/11/20/b...
Karoline Leavitt is a cunt. Now THAT’S frankness
Karoline Leavitt is a cunt. Now THAT’S frankness
Trump Moves to Weaken the Endangered Species Act www.nytimes.com/2025/11/19/c...
This crap is what the base voted for
This crap is what the base voted for
Trump Moves to Weaken the Endangered Species Act
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November 19, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Trump Moves to Weaken the Endangered Species Act www.nytimes.com/2025/11/19/c...
This crap is what the base voted for
This crap is what the base voted for
October 25, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Trump Opens Pristine Alaska Wilderness to Drilling in Long-Running Feud www.nytimes.com/2025/10/23/c...
Trump Opens Pristine Alaska Wilderness to Drilling in Long-Running Feud
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October 23, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Trump Opens Pristine Alaska Wilderness to Drilling in Long-Running Feud www.nytimes.com/2025/10/23/c...
October 21, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Supreme Court Will Weigh Gun Restrictions for Drug Users www.nytimes.com/2025/10/20/u...
Pretty funny , since the MAGAts I know love their guns AND their weed.
also, why the picture of Hunter? He was a crack addict, not a pothead
Pretty funny , since the MAGAts I know love their guns AND their weed.
also, why the picture of Hunter? He was a crack addict, not a pothead
Supreme Court Will Weigh Gun Restrictions for Drug Users
www.nytimes.com
October 20, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Supreme Court Will Weigh Gun Restrictions for Drug Users www.nytimes.com/2025/10/20/u...
Pretty funny , since the MAGAts I know love their guns AND their weed.
also, why the picture of Hunter? He was a crack addict, not a pothead
Pretty funny , since the MAGAts I know love their guns AND their weed.
also, why the picture of Hunter? He was a crack addict, not a pothead
In Vancouver, Washington, some drunk magat was swerving to try to hit protesters and ended up hitting the back of another car and knocking it on the sidewalk. One protester was slightly injured. The magat tried to run away but was tackled by protestors
October 19, 2025 at 3:27 AM
In Vancouver, Washington, some drunk magat was swerving to try to hit protesters and ended up hitting the back of another car and knocking it on the sidewalk. One protester was slightly injured. The magat tried to run away but was tackled by protestors
Thank you Vancouver WA!
October 18, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Thank you Vancouver WA!
It’s so weird to hear people talking nationally about how the Portland police department is soft. Actually, the Portland police department have been racist assholes since I moved here in 1984. And now people are acting like the PoPo is woke. Crazy
October 6, 2025 at 12:16 AM
It’s so weird to hear people talking nationally about how the Portland police department is soft. Actually, the Portland police department have been racist assholes since I moved here in 1984. And now people are acting like the PoPo is woke. Crazy
September 28, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Well, I do like to see MAGAts suffer
September 22, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Well, I do like to see MAGAts suffer
I don’t give a shit about Charlie Kirk. I’m also not a fan of people getting shot, though.
September 19, 2025 at 9:11 AM
I don’t give a shit about Charlie Kirk. I’m also not a fan of people getting shot, though.
This is an absolutely fascinating book about a little known chapter of class warfare in the United States. People opposed to this book at the time tried to seize every single copy and burn it and the author was cancelled, and his career destroyed.
Any of this sound familiar?
Any of this sound familiar?
September 18, 2025 at 6:50 PM
This is an absolutely fascinating book about a little known chapter of class warfare in the United States. People opposed to this book at the time tried to seize every single copy and burn it and the author was cancelled, and his career destroyed.
Any of this sound familiar?
Any of this sound familiar?
I hate to agree with MTG on anything, but I do on the peaceful national divorce. It’s the best solution
September 16, 2025 at 3:43 PM
I hate to agree with MTG on anything, but I do on the peaceful national divorce. It’s the best solution
President Pedo doesn’t believe in free speech, and his shit is trickling down to the cult. If you criticize Saint K, will lose your job or get kicked out out of school. Remember this. This is what it’s like to have to adapt to fascism.
By the way, I thought the sun shone out of Charlie Kirk’s ass.
By the way, I thought the sun shone out of Charlie Kirk’s ass.
September 16, 2025 at 1:56 AM
President Pedo doesn’t believe in free speech, and his shit is trickling down to the cult. If you criticize Saint K, will lose your job or get kicked out out of school. Remember this. This is what it’s like to have to adapt to fascism.
By the way, I thought the sun shone out of Charlie Kirk’s ass.
By the way, I thought the sun shone out of Charlie Kirk’s ass.
$10 Million in Contraceptives Have Been Destroyed on Orders From Trump Officials www.nytimes.com/2025/09/11/h...
What a fucker
What a fucker
$10 Million in Contraceptives Have Been Destroyed on Orders From Trump Officials
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September 12, 2025 at 12:56 AM
$10 Million in Contraceptives Have Been Destroyed on Orders From Trump Officials www.nytimes.com/2025/09/11/h...
What a fucker
What a fucker
Straight from the creative mind of President Pedophile
September 8, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Straight from the creative mind of President Pedophile
Medicare Will Require Prior Approval for Certain Procedures www.nytimes.com/2025/08/28/h...
WTF? Is this the death panels conservatives were screaming their heads off about when the ACA was passed?
WTF? Is this the death panels conservatives were screaming their heads off about when the ACA was passed?
Medicare Will Require Prior Approval for Certain Procedures
www.nytimes.com
August 28, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Medicare Will Require Prior Approval for Certain Procedures www.nytimes.com/2025/08/28/h...
WTF? Is this the death panels conservatives were screaming their heads off about when the ACA was passed?
WTF? Is this the death panels conservatives were screaming their heads off about when the ACA was passed?
www.theatlantic.com/science/arch...
Clearly people don’t give a shit about wildlife anymore . This is happening without a whimper
Clearly people don’t give a shit about wildlife anymore . This is happening without a whimper
How Close Are Manatees to Extinction?
Close enough that proposed changes to protections for endangered species could doom them.
www.theatlantic.com
August 26, 2025 at 12:52 PM
www.theatlantic.com/science/arch...
Clearly people don’t give a shit about wildlife anymore . This is happening without a whimper
Clearly people don’t give a shit about wildlife anymore . This is happening without a whimper
James Dobson, Influential Leader of the Religious Right, Dies at 89 www.nytimes.com/2025/08/21/u...
And just like that, the world is a slightly better place
And just like that, the world is a slightly better place
James Dobson, Influential Leader of the Religious Right, Dies at 89
www.nytimes.com
August 21, 2025 at 3:02 PM
James Dobson, Influential Leader of the Religious Right, Dies at 89 www.nytimes.com/2025/08/21/u...
And just like that, the world is a slightly better place
And just like that, the world is a slightly better place
I’m a Proud Conservative. My Disabled Son Needs Medicaid to Live. www.nytimes.com/2025/08/21/o...
If you need an example of the hypocrisy of “proud conservatives “, here it is. This one has a disabled son that Medicaid pays her to care for, and now she’s all weepy about Medicaid cuts.
Hypocrite
If you need an example of the hypocrisy of “proud conservatives “, here it is. This one has a disabled son that Medicaid pays her to care for, and now she’s all weepy about Medicaid cuts.
Hypocrite
Opinion | I’m a Proud Conservative. My Disabled Son Needs Medicaid to Live.
www.nytimes.com
August 21, 2025 at 2:42 PM
I’m a Proud Conservative. My Disabled Son Needs Medicaid to Live. www.nytimes.com/2025/08/21/o...
If you need an example of the hypocrisy of “proud conservatives “, here it is. This one has a disabled son that Medicaid pays her to care for, and now she’s all weepy about Medicaid cuts.
Hypocrite
If you need an example of the hypocrisy of “proud conservatives “, here it is. This one has a disabled son that Medicaid pays her to care for, and now she’s all weepy about Medicaid cuts.
Hypocrite
‘I Want to Try and Get to Heaven’: Trump Gets Reflective on ‘Fox & Friends’ www.nytimes.com/2025/08/19/u...
That train has already left the station, teenage girl fucker
That train has already left the station, teenage girl fucker
‘I Want to Try and Get to Heaven’: Trump Gets Reflective on ‘Fox & Friends’
www.nytimes.com
August 19, 2025 at 10:21 PM
‘I Want to Try and Get to Heaven’: Trump Gets Reflective on ‘Fox & Friends’ www.nytimes.com/2025/08/19/u...
That train has already left the station, teenage girl fucker
That train has already left the station, teenage girl fucker
Wow. President Pedophile really negotiated the shit out of that one.
August 16, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Wow. President Pedophile really negotiated the shit out of that one.
Salish Kootenai bison refuge
August 14, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Salish Kootenai bison refuge