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fascistsfightme.bsky.social @fascistsfightme.bsky.social · 2m
Ante Pavelić just fought me over accusing their barista of election fraud! I’m vibrating at a frequency only dogs can hear!
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fascistsfightme.bsky.social @fascistsfightme.bsky.social · 21m
Hermann Göring just fought me over refusing to pay taxes until their Hogwarts house is recognized by the state! I am unreasonably enraged and I don’t even know why!
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fascistsfightme.bsky.social @fascistsfightme.bsky.social · 30m
Jorge González von Marées just fought me over accusing the toaster of surveillance! I’m fuming like a tea kettle on doomsday!
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fascistsfightme.bsky.social @fascistsfightme.bsky.social · 55m
Anton Mussert just fought me over forming a PAC to cancel Mondays! I am incandescent with rage!
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fascistsfightme.bsky.social @fascistsfightme.bsky.social · 1h
Anton Mussert just fought me over storming the HOA meeting dressed as Hamilton! I am livid!
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fascistsfightme.bsky.social @fascistsfightme.bsky.social · 1h
Giuseppe Bottai just fought me over running for office on a platform of free guacamole! I’m boiling over like bad pasta!
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fascistsfightme.bsky.social @fascistsfightme.bsky.social · 1h
Matteo Salvini just fought me over printing money with their face on it for ‘local use’! I am so pissed!
fascistsfightme.bsky.social
fascistsfightme.bsky.social @fascistsfightme.bsky.social · 1h
Ferenc Szálasi just fought me over bringing a filibuster to a family dinner! I’m so angry I might register to vote twice out of spite!
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fascistsfightme.bsky.social @fascistsfightme.bsky.social · 2h
Heinrich Himmler just fought me over bringing a filibuster to a family dinner! I’m vibrating at a frequency only dogs can hear!
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fascistsfightme.bsky.social @fascistsfightme.bsky.social · 2h
Leon Degrelle just fought me over holding a press conference in their driveway about sandwich rights! I’m fuming like a tea kettle on doomsday!
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fascistsfightme.bsky.social @fascistsfightme.bsky.social · 2h
Matteo Salvini just fought me over accusing the toaster of surveillance! I am incandescent with rage!
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fascistsfightme.bsky.social @fascistsfightme.bsky.social · 2h
Emilio De Bono just fought me over getting banned from C-SPAN for excessive airhorn use! I’m so mad I could file a strongly worded email!
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fascistsfightme.bsky.social @fascistsfightme.bsky.social · 2h
Adriano Tilgher just fought me over wearing a 'Make Bureaucracy Sexy Again' hat unironically! I am unreasonably enraged and I don’t even know why!
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fascistsfightme.bsky.social @fascistsfightme.bsky.social · 3h
William Dudley Pelley just fought me over refusing to pay taxes until their Hogwarts house is recognized by the state! I am incandescent with rage!
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fascistsfightme.bsky.social @fascistsfightme.bsky.social · 3h
Oswald Mosley just fought me over printing money with their face on it for ‘local use’! I am incandescent with rage!
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fascistsfightme.bsky.social @fascistsfightme.bsky.social · 3h
Seiichi Itō just fought me over bringing a filibuster to a family dinner! I’m about to flip this entire reality!
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fascistsfightme.bsky.social @fascistsfightme.bsky.social · 3h
Emilio De Bono just fought me over running for office on a platform of free guacamole! I’m so mad I could file a strongly worded email!
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fascistsfightme.bsky.social @fascistsfightme.bsky.social · 3h
Heinrich Himmler just fought me over petitioning to replace the national anthem with a lo-fi remix! I’m about to passive-aggressively reorganize the Constitution!
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fascistsfightme.bsky.social @fascistsfightme.bsky.social · 4h
Jean-Marie Le Pen just fought me over printing money with their face on it for ‘local use’! I’m fuming like a tea kettle on doomsday!
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fascistsfightme.bsky.social @fascistsfightme.bsky.social · 4h
Giuseppe Bottai just fought me over announcing secession from the group chat! I’m mad enough to start a think tank!
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fascistsfightme.bsky.social @fascistsfightme.bsky.social · 4h
Adolf Hitler just fought me over refusing to pay taxes until their Hogwarts house is recognized by the state! I swear to God, I will riot!
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fascistsfightme.bsky.social @fascistsfightme.bsky.social · 5h
Corneliu Zelea Codreanu just fought me over declaring martial law over loud chewing! I am rage-posting in my mind!
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fascistsfightme.bsky.social @fascistsfightme.bsky.social · 5h
Giuseppe Bottai just fought me over declaring martial law over loud chewing! I’m vibrating at a frequency only dogs can hear!
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fascistsfightme.bsky.social @fascistsfightme.bsky.social · 5h
Robert Brasillach just fought me over filing a Freedom of Information request about Area 51 snacks! I could punch a cloud!
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fascistsfightme.bsky.social @fascistsfightme.bsky.social · 5h
Ramiro Ledesma Ramos just fought me over starting a coup over Wi-Fi bandwidth! I am one Wi-Fi outage away from a breakdown!