Mike Barton
@fantasygeniusmike.bsky.social
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I deserve this. Worst performance of the entire year
fantasygeniusmike.bsky.social
Finally got the nerve to file for deee-vorce does it for me
fantasygeniusmike.bsky.social
Gets something for free for a decade. Pays four US American dollars once.

THIS IS A BAIT AND SWITCH
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One of the first full college football games my wife watched was VT and Wake Forest
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FSU leads the series with UVA 14-4. However, in years ending in 5, UVA is undefeated. I know this because I charged the field in 2005 and heard a man yell with sincere excitement "EVERY TEN YEARS!"

Analytics say UVA wins tonight. #Hoos #Noles #CFB
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Love when he matter-of-factly called Rex Ryan “a very disrespectful bastard”
fantasygeniusmike.bsky.social
Actually people love punching me in the face. They can’t get enough of it
fantasygeniusmike.bsky.social
This song is a goddamn monster.

Take me there take me there take me there WHAT FOR
fantasygeniusmike.bsky.social
Love waking up and seeing the timestamps on these that are 6:30 AM EST
fantasygeniusmike.bsky.social
You can add “-fuck” at the end of any search to get rid of them
fantasygeniusmike.bsky.social
Father in law came in with a buzzer beater here.

Emailed a nationally syndicated auto repair show because he was offended by a previous caller’s disparagement of ACDelco batteries. Rebutted previous caller so powerfully that his email was read on the air. Host sent him shirt. Showed up in shirt.
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I loved it. What was this line from Waltrip? I might have missed it
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Is the NFL broken? Smarter people can answer that question. But just in case it is...here are my fixes.

1. Ban Review (mostly). Each team gets ONE review per season, which goes directly to @genesteratore.bsky.social to make the call.

Full article:
fantasygenius.substack.com/p/the-nfl-is...
The NFL is broken: A dumb guy's rule changes to fix it. (Part 1)
How Gene Steratore can single-handedly solve our review crisis.
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ok but where'd his putter go? it disappears into the sky like Prince's guitar
fantasygeniusmike.bsky.social
It’s a good website though
A screenshot of the worst website of all time
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More rules should be vibes based. Out of bounds is too strict — just make a judgment call if it was too much ground for the defense to cover on that play
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If it makes you feel any better I didn’t notice an issue until your second post. But that might just mean we’re both messed up 😂
fantasygeniusmike.bsky.social
Good to see the maturity of both of these teams trying to avoid a postgame fight by simply playing enough football @jasonkirk.fyi
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I lost the 2033 #CFB25 national championship.

This one's on coach. I didn't take them seriously because of the name on their jersey.

Worst loss of the Coach Jess Mariano era but we will come back stronger next year.

In retrospect, this might have been the play that did me in...
#EASports #CFB