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fancymistermark
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fancymistermark @fancymistermark.bsky.social · 15d
He's been up to his old tricks again. You know the drill:

✅Proggy disco
✅Sex robots
✅Filling rattlers
✅Smiles guaranteed

Run a deep bath. Tip in some Matey. Sprinkle the petals. Spark up the wild rose & suede tealights. See the aura. Feel the spirit.

INHALE.

Watch yer bassbins, I'm tellin' ya.
Third Eye - Your Self-Actualisation Disco Voyage
Unleash the power of YOU! This mix will open your third eye and unlock the potential you always had. An aural enema to flush the fears and anxieties that stymie your growth with a soothing balm of amb...
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fancymistermark @fancymistermark.bsky.social · 2h
Mumford & Sons
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fancymistermark @fancymistermark.bsky.social · 3h
Suppose I better get up... youtu.be/2Fa-SGMFnm4?...
Bell Towers - Call Me (Please)
YouTube video by One Night In The Future
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fancymistermark @fancymistermark.bsky.social · 9h
Proper broken.

Soz #raveyardshift, this is all I've gots youtu.be/QLnTRwpmCGs?...
Helen - Witch
YouTube video by jokersama
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fancymistermark @fancymistermark.bsky.social · 21h
Christ! What have I become? From day rave to townie night out. Help me Bluesky, dear God, help me.
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fancymistermark @fancymistermark.bsky.social · 22h
You are now my metrosexual wife ♥️♥️♥️♥️ Sorry. Currently at a 'day' club.
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fancymistermark @fancymistermark.bsky.social · 23h
Sorry #bskybeer rules have been broken. Just two Appletizers.
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fancymistermark @fancymistermark.bsky.social · 1d
Ayinger Festmarzen . I may have been drinking all afternoon. Apologies on advance to #raveyardshift #bskybeer
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fancymistermark @fancymistermark.bsky.social · 1d
Ok, I'll bow to the overwhelming public pressure. Here's a bit of music mindfulness...

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fancymistermark @fancymistermark.bsky.social · 1d
I don’t like country-and-western,
I don’t like rock music,
I don't like National Album Day.
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fancymistermark @fancymistermark.bsky.social · 1d
That shuffle.
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fancymistermark @fancymistermark.bsky.social · 1d
𝗙𝗮𝗻𝗰𝘆 𝗙𝗶𝗳𝘁𝘆

No. 37: Pet Shop Boys - Paninaro

With a glorious bit of serendipity given last night's chat, here's Chris' crowning moment. Well, apart from his little shuffle in Waterloo station.

The slicker, spry, younger brother of Ver League's 'Things That Dreams Are Made Of'.
Paninaro (Italian Remix)
YouTube video by Pet Shop Boys - Topic
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fancymistermark @fancymistermark.bsky.social · 1d
What Katy Perry looks like to a dog.
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fancymistermark @fancymistermark.bsky.social · 1d
Nose?
a woman in a red sweater is pushing a cart in a grocery store
ALT: a woman in a red sweater is pushing a cart in a grocery store
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fancymistermark @fancymistermark.bsky.social · 1d
*flashback to age 15* Being in receipt of a letter on purple cushioned, embroidered paper with a half a jar of 'accented word' by Lenthéric dabbed on it. Letter 'may' have contained lyrics from Madonna's 'Crazy For You'. *end of flashback*

Oh, are you talking about pen pals?
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fancymistermark @fancymistermark.bsky.social · 1d
*clears throat* bsky.app/profile/fanc...
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Can I do my Kate Bush joke?*

I once went out with a girl who was the spitting image of Kate Bush. And when I sobered up she looked exactly like Lesley Garrett.

*- it's actually true, but I wasn't drunk 'that' often.
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fancymistermark @fancymistermark.bsky.social · 1d
I'll be getting death stares from Kate Bush on your table.
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fancymistermark @fancymistermark.bsky.social · 1d
Betty Boo.

There might be an ulterior motive.
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fancymistermark @fancymistermark.bsky.social · 1d
Snakebites, surely?
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fancymistermark @fancymistermark.bsky.social · 1d
Together for nearly 30 years. I guess Andrew wanted his, ahem, freedom.
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fancymistermark @fancymistermark.bsky.social · 1d
Make sure her son is safely occupied in the Wacky Warehouse soft play.
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fancymistermark @fancymistermark.bsky.social · 1d
I'd stick Andrew in there as well. Both seem a GBOL.

And Bananarama too. Actually, probably best to keep Andrew and Keren apart these days.

Oh God what have I started? I'll have draw up a strategic seating plan now.
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fancymistermark @fancymistermark.bsky.social · 1d
Smooth coin-operator.
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fancymistermark @fancymistermark.bsky.social · 1d
Tortilla "chips"
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fancymistermark @fancymistermark.bsky.social · 1d
Chris Lowe. Bitchy bantz. Wouldn't be a pint, though. I'm guessing more of a bottle of red/vodka 'n coke guy.
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fancymistermark @fancymistermark.bsky.social · 1d
Can I do my Kate Bush joke?*

I once went out with a girl who was the spitting image of Kate Bush. And when I sobered up she looked exactly like Lesley Garrett.

*- it's actually true, but I wasn't drunk 'that' often.
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