False Flat
@falseflat.bsky.social
Underwear lover, big shooter
X-men fan, Switch and PS5 gamer
Chicago/SW Michigan, 42, partnered
@flatfalse on Twitter
X-men fan, Switch and PS5 gamer
Chicago/SW Michigan, 42, partnered
@flatfalse on Twitter
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I love how my bulge looks in this underwear. What do you think?
January 18, 2026 at 4:10 PM
I love how my bulge looks in this underwear. What do you think?
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April 26, 2025 at 3:31 PM
These tights feel so nice. Do you want a touch?
January 2, 2026 at 3:34 PM
These tights feel so nice. Do you want a touch?
Quote post with your best cumshot!
December 10, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Quote post with your best cumshot!
Anyone else thonging today?
December 7, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Anyone else thonging today?
Go ahead and bury your face in my big bush
November 23, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Go ahead and bury your face in my big bush
It’s my birthday. Show me some love
November 22, 2025 at 6:28 PM
It’s my birthday. Show me some love
Earlier today I used Scruff as god
Intended
Chatting with a cute guy led to us swapping Switch codes and trading Pokemon
Intended
Chatting with a cute guy led to us swapping Switch codes and trading Pokemon
November 17, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Earlier today I used Scruff as god
Intended
Chatting with a cute guy led to us swapping Switch codes and trading Pokemon
Intended
Chatting with a cute guy led to us swapping Switch codes and trading Pokemon
Hypothetically speaking, if I hosted a small underwear party next Saturday for my birthday, would you want to come? 🤔😅
November 16, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Hypothetically speaking, if I hosted a small underwear party next Saturday for my birthday, would you want to come? 🤔😅
Who wants to watch scary movies in their undies with me? I’ll wear this thong 😅
October 29, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Who wants to watch scary movies in their undies with me? I’ll wear this thong 😅
It was so fun to finally meet my long time friend @edgersparadise.bsky.social was one of my first connections when I first started my alt Tumblr. Talk about a long time coming
We should all thank @falseflat.bsky.social for their lovely job paining my face
October 29, 2025 at 1:38 AM
It was so fun to finally meet my long time friend @edgersparadise.bsky.social was one of my first connections when I first started my alt Tumblr. Talk about a long time coming
I love how much my bush pokes out of this thong. Why don’t you come bury your face right there?
October 28, 2025 at 10:49 PM
I love how much my bush pokes out of this thong. Why don’t you come bury your face right there?
I just took my first ride in new winter cycling gear. Can you tell I like it?
October 28, 2025 at 12:50 AM
I just took my first ride in new winter cycling gear. Can you tell I like it?
Show me your undies and let’s play
October 12, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Show me your undies and let’s play
There’s something about a pink thong that never fails to make me feel so damn good
@awrymenswear.bsky.social
@awrymenswear.bsky.social
October 12, 2025 at 3:57 PM
There’s something about a pink thong that never fails to make me feel so damn good
@awrymenswear.bsky.social
@awrymenswear.bsky.social
I had such a fun time at the beach last night. It was a totally random ass time running into a couple of buddies, hanging out naked, and just having a great time. I need more nights like these in my life 🥵
September 30, 2025 at 7:16 PM
I had such a fun time at the beach last night. It was a totally random ass time running into a couple of buddies, hanging out naked, and just having a great time. I need more nights like these in my life 🥵