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False Flat

@falseflat.bsky.social

2.9K followers 930 following 460 posts

Underwear lover, big shooter X-men fan, Switch and PS5 gamer Chicago/SW Michigan, 42, partnered @flatfalse on Twitter

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False Flat @falseflat.bsky.social · Dec 7

Be a good boy and clean this up for me

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False Flat @falseflat.bsky.social · 4d

Show me your undies and let’s play

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False Flat @falseflat.bsky.social · 4d

There’s something about a pink thong that never fails to make me feel so damn good
@awrymenswear.bsky.social

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MtL 🦁 @mtlion.bsky.social · 15d

Ready for work

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False Flat @falseflat.bsky.social · 11d

I was chatting with a very good boy right before I took that pic 😈

False Flat @falseflat.bsky.social · 11d

👻

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False Flat @falseflat.bsky.social · 11d

Hell yeah!

False Flat @falseflat.bsky.social · 11d

Front or back?

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False Flat @falseflat.bsky.social · 12d

‼️‼️‼️

False Flat @falseflat.bsky.social · 12d

Such a babe 🥵

False Flat @falseflat.bsky.social · 13d

I’d love to!

False Flat @falseflat.bsky.social · 13d

So damn hot!

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False Flat @falseflat.bsky.social · 15d

You know it!
😉😉

False Flat @falseflat.bsky.social · 15d

😮‍💨😵‍💫

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False Flat @falseflat.bsky.social · 16d

It was great! Couldn’t have planned a better time

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False Flat @falseflat.bsky.social · 16d

I had such a fun time at the beach last night. It was a totally random ass time running into a couple of buddies, hanging out naked, and just having a great time. I need more nights like these in my life 🥵

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False Flat @falseflat.bsky.social · 18d

Which swimsuit should I wear today?
Blue/pink Amoresy or Yellow Coyote?

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False Flat @falseflat.bsky.social · 19d

I’m always in need of extra hands

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False Flat @falseflat.bsky.social · 19d

Welcome to my garden

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False Flat @falseflat.bsky.social · 19d

Let’s go for a walk

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False Flat @falseflat.bsky.social · Sep 10

Gotta love a big bush overflowing a tiny bikini

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False Flat @falseflat.bsky.social · Sep 8

I really need some buddies to come over and help me go through my underwear drawer
Where are all of the Chicago underwear lovers?

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Huffletwunk @huffletwunk.bsky.social · Sep 2

Forgot to take vids at the beach so took one for Bluesky when I got hole, er home

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False Flat @falseflat.bsky.social · Sep 2

Too fucking sexy 🥵

False Flat @falseflat.bsky.social · Aug 30

You’d enjoy one of mine 😏

False Flat @falseflat.bsky.social · Aug 29

Peeking out

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