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Falphat
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Falphat @falphat.bsky.social · Jul 10
Any office seats?
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Falphat @falphat.bsky.social · 4d
Training you for the gas swallowing marathon
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Falphat @falphat.bsky.social · 4d
Training you for the gas swallowing marathon
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Falphat @falphat.bsky.social · 4d
It is your duty to absorb and swallow 🫡
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Falphat @falphat.bsky.social · 12d
Walking the morning farts out to start the day right.
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Falphat @falphat.bsky.social · 18d
It’s true. We are
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Falphat @falphat.bsky.social · 18d
Got it out in the end.
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Falphat @falphat.bsky.social · 18d
Rattling farts out my bum
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Falphat @falphat.bsky.social · 19d
Get in there bro.
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Falphat @falphat.bsky.social · 19d
Depends. Sometimes I hold them so I have bubbly fart content for you sickos.
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Falphat @falphat.bsky.social · 19d
Is there a big interest in this content?
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Falphat @falphat.bsky.social · 19d
The best place to store my farts!
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Falphat @falphat.bsky.social · 19d
Was there twice this year! DM me Scottish folks!
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Falphat @falphat.bsky.social · 19d
I do. People appreciate a good peach.
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Falphat @falphat.bsky.social · 19d
I have so many. The one that gets me off a lot is a slave kneeling behind me, giving long slow licks on my bum hole while I fart down their throat and ignore their pleas for me to stop. Gimme their phone as I drain them each fart and I nut every time.

I’ve done this once and I want to repeat!
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Falphat @falphat.bsky.social · 19d
I was! But soon realized it’s just normal for me. The 40-60 second ones do take me by surprise 🤤
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Falphat @falphat.bsky.social · 19d
Rotten tricks.
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Falphat @falphat.bsky.social · 19d
Sometimes they need to be forced out
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Falphat @falphat.bsky.social · 19d
Up to my old tricks again.
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Falphat @falphat.bsky.social · 25d
Mine or yours?
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Falphat @falphat.bsky.social · 25d
A risk taker as my fart taker?!
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Falphat @falphat.bsky.social · 25d
YES!!
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BootyToots 🔞 @bootytoots.bsky.social · 25d
Fartality 😈
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Falphat @falphat.bsky.social · 25d
You’ll need to tag someone in. You won’t be able to take all of this
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Falphat @falphat.bsky.social · 25d
Finish him. K.O.
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