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Faint_Kitten
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I'm Faint (they/them). Dopey catshark, and licensed nonsense maker. Not quite straight. Not quite cis. Not quite here. Catch my streams on twitch! Twitch: Faint_Kitten
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Our newest member of the "Big Splash Show" is a lovely little white tip catshark. Give a big wet welcome to Midwest Aquarium's latest addition: Faint Kitten!

You can catch FK on twitch every Friday at 8pm CDT.

As a bonus, here's a special message for all our Aquaneers from the big shark themself!
Watching Underworld series through, and ngl, going through 1-3 and reaching Awakening (4) is a fucking....

First of all it's a huge quality dip. Second of all, I kinda feel like. Awakening is an amazing example of white filmakers just absolutely missing the point of a series created by a black man.
Sometimes you gotta slap it against your palm a bit. The battery comes loose and it stops vibrating.
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their relationship is purely professional.
I'm saying across EVERY INDUSTRY, loads of people getting dumped by layoffs. Loads of people comming out of high school or college into the workforce. Loads of employees with experience. All funneled into the same "anyone can get this job" jobs bc it's all they can get.

And there isn't enough.
The gutting of jobs on a government side, and the requirement necessary to get a job not being reasonable for average employees. So we all fight for fast food work, that won't pay us enough, so we need multiple jobs and the whole thing isn't sustainable.
When I say this, what I mean, specifically is a world in which we don't have enough jobs for people.

Like. Jobs EVAPORATING as the digital age moves on, and more work that used to be handled by a specialist in a store, is now done by a customer on a website.
beeps on train kinda hot ngl.

Like beeps is hot on train.
But beeps ON TRAIN is kinda hot.
Learning weird animal facts online and nearly running to the nearest furry I know who is that animal with their facts.
We are heading for a work crash.

No other term for it.
Any therapist or doctor that makes youtube videos on their own channel I'm immediately suspect of.

Not their ability.

I don't trust mental health professionals with the business brain and need for attention of Mr Beast.
Believe it or not 60% of my followers list are ppl who saw me play titanfall 2 once.

They are ride or die for that game so hard.
The gays out here destroying my asexual ass.
I love that apparently they didn't put the pumpkin cat in the store tonight, so in a fit of rage, I uninstalled fortnite finally last night.

I'd apparently had it with their shit and did not want to give them any more time and money.

They made me wait one too many days and FK was DONE.
They didn't put the cute pumpkin head skeleton suit kitty skin in fortnite.

So I had enough. I uninstalled. Fuck Epic and fuck their game. I've had enough of their games.
ppl need to stop today.

Y'all making me too horny.
OMG FAINT KNOWS THEIR STREAM COSTUME THIS YEAR. ASSUMING STEPH AND CONRAD DON'T SUE!
I just worked out MFF means midwest fur fest and not Mother Fucking Fucker.

I knew MFF existed, and everyone who posted it were furries, but I just...

I didn't put 2 and 2 together.
femboys

(Shark sample size is 2, but results are pretty conclusive)
"Hot Cake Casey" based on the novels of #AlanWake
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Unfortunately I'm playing a VORE game on stream today
www.twitch.tv/okaydonuts