Faint_Kitten
@faintkitten.bsky.social
I'm Faint (they/them). Dopey catshark, and licensed nonsense maker. Not quite straight. Not quite cis. Not quite here.
Catch my streams on twitch!
Twitch: Faint_Kitten
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Faint_Kitten
@faintkitten.bsky.social
· Oct 5
Our newest member of the "Big Splash Show" is a lovely little white tip catshark. Give a big wet welcome to Midwest Aquarium's latest addition: Faint Kitten!
You can catch FK on twitch every Friday at 8pm CDT.
As a bonus, here's a special message for all our Aquaneers from the big shark themself!
You can catch FK on twitch every Friday at 8pm CDT.
As a bonus, here's a special message for all our Aquaneers from the big shark themself!
I love (hate) when my obliviousness and autism of me chasing down something I'm mildly curious about lead me to just stumble into something gross. 99% of the time it's on reddit.
I'll just be minding my own business and WHA WHOAH WHOOP WHAAAHY
*slips and falls on sudden racism/misogyny*
I'll just be minding my own business and WHA WHOAH WHOOP WHAAAHY
*slips and falls on sudden racism/misogyny*
December 11, 2025 at 1:14 PM
I love (hate) when my obliviousness and autism of me chasing down something I'm mildly curious about lead me to just stumble into something gross. 99% of the time it's on reddit.
I'll just be minding my own business and WHA WHOAH WHOOP WHAAAHY
*slips and falls on sudden racism/misogyny*
I'll just be minding my own business and WHA WHOAH WHOOP WHAAAHY
*slips and falls on sudden racism/misogyny*
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sleepy time for you 🐍
December 10, 2025 at 4:32 PM
sleepy time for you 🐍
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Postin this classic
December 9, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Postin this classic
I think the fringe combined with Jennifer English's stupendous range, makes Act 1/2 Shadowheart immature, and the new cut and the firmness she vocalizes in act 3 show Shadowheart growing up. It really good.
I'd rather Wyll had said something about her being more confident.
I'd rather Wyll had said something about her being more confident.
My like, ONE problem with BG3 is the way they are like "In order for women to grow they have to be sensitive and lose their edge" and it's like: gross.
Lae'zel does not need an egg and to become a mother. Wyll describing Shadowheart's new look as "Softer, less severe, it suits her" is so ick.
Lae'zel does not need an egg and to become a mother. Wyll describing Shadowheart's new look as "Softer, less severe, it suits her" is so ick.
December 10, 2025 at 5:14 PM
I think the fringe combined with Jennifer English's stupendous range, makes Act 1/2 Shadowheart immature, and the new cut and the firmness she vocalizes in act 3 show Shadowheart growing up. It really good.
I'd rather Wyll had said something about her being more confident.
I'd rather Wyll had said something about her being more confident.
My like, ONE problem with BG3 is the way they are like "In order for women to grow they have to be sensitive and lose their edge" and it's like: gross.
Lae'zel does not need an egg and to become a mother. Wyll describing Shadowheart's new look as "Softer, less severe, it suits her" is so ick.
Lae'zel does not need an egg and to become a mother. Wyll describing Shadowheart's new look as "Softer, less severe, it suits her" is so ick.
December 10, 2025 at 5:10 PM
My like, ONE problem with BG3 is the way they are like "In order for women to grow they have to be sensitive and lose their edge" and it's like: gross.
Lae'zel does not need an egg and to become a mother. Wyll describing Shadowheart's new look as "Softer, less severe, it suits her" is so ick.
Lae'zel does not need an egg and to become a mother. Wyll describing Shadowheart's new look as "Softer, less severe, it suits her" is so ick.
The wrestling run of BG3 might legit be the first time I have to use potions.
I just can't get enough damage done with unarmed and throwing against the Githyanki to get out the front door and I need to kill them for their XP.
But I have 2 potions of speed that might give me the edge I need.
I just can't get enough damage done with unarmed and throwing against the Githyanki to get out the front door and I need to kill them for their XP.
But I have 2 potions of speed that might give me the edge I need.
December 10, 2025 at 9:36 AM
The wrestling run of BG3 might legit be the first time I have to use potions.
I just can't get enough damage done with unarmed and throwing against the Githyanki to get out the front door and I need to kill them for their XP.
But I have 2 potions of speed that might give me the edge I need.
I just can't get enough damage done with unarmed and throwing against the Githyanki to get out the front door and I need to kill them for their XP.
But I have 2 potions of speed that might give me the edge I need.
This post is Shark Approved
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December 9, 2025 at 8:31 AM
This post is Shark Approved
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Stripping Shadowheart to her underwear because you're a pervert: loser behavior.
Stripping her to her underwear bc you rolled melee/undarmed loot and have decided SHE'S GOING TO BE A BARBARIAN LUCHADORE, WITH YOUR SUCCUBUS/MONK AND THEY'LL BE THE GREATEST TAG TEAM FAERUN HAS EVER SEEN:
Based x2
Stripping her to her underwear bc you rolled melee/undarmed loot and have decided SHE'S GOING TO BE A BARBARIAN LUCHADORE, WITH YOUR SUCCUBUS/MONK AND THEY'LL BE THE GREATEST TAG TEAM FAERUN HAS EVER SEEN:
Based x2
December 8, 2025 at 8:40 AM
Stripping Shadowheart to her underwear because you're a pervert: loser behavior.
Stripping her to her underwear bc you rolled melee/undarmed loot and have decided SHE'S GOING TO BE A BARBARIAN LUCHADORE, WITH YOUR SUCCUBUS/MONK AND THEY'LL BE THE GREATEST TAG TEAM FAERUN HAS EVER SEEN:
Based x2
Stripping her to her underwear bc you rolled melee/undarmed loot and have decided SHE'S GOING TO BE A BARBARIAN LUCHADORE, WITH YOUR SUCCUBUS/MONK AND THEY'LL BE THE GREATEST TAG TEAM FAERUN HAS EVER SEEN:
Based x2
And TO BE CLEAR, I keep plenty abreast of what's going on out there. I care. I'm informed.
But when every person on here voices their opinion on every horrible thing that happens it becomes a WALL of horrible things everytime I check in and its misery and shonk just can't take it.
But when every person on here voices their opinion on every horrible thing that happens it becomes a WALL of horrible things everytime I check in and its misery and shonk just can't take it.
For real, the reason i won't follow a lot of you back is bc my timeline is already cluttered with Vtubers advertising shit, or people posting the worst headlines.
I don't need more people flooding my feed with political takes, I need ppl posting fursuits or yuri or fat asses or fanart of themselves
I don't need more people flooding my feed with political takes, I need ppl posting fursuits or yuri or fat asses or fanart of themselves
December 6, 2025 at 8:52 PM
And TO BE CLEAR, I keep plenty abreast of what's going on out there. I care. I'm informed.
But when every person on here voices their opinion on every horrible thing that happens it becomes a WALL of horrible things everytime I check in and its misery and shonk just can't take it.
But when every person on here voices their opinion on every horrible thing that happens it becomes a WALL of horrible things everytime I check in and its misery and shonk just can't take it.
For real, the reason i won't follow a lot of you back is bc my timeline is already cluttered with Vtubers advertising shit, or people posting the worst headlines.
I don't need more people flooding my feed with political takes, I need ppl posting fursuits or yuri or fat asses or fanart of themselves
I don't need more people flooding my feed with political takes, I need ppl posting fursuits or yuri or fat asses or fanart of themselves
December 6, 2025 at 12:42 PM
For real, the reason i won't follow a lot of you back is bc my timeline is already cluttered with Vtubers advertising shit, or people posting the worst headlines.
I don't need more people flooding my feed with political takes, I need ppl posting fursuits or yuri or fat asses or fanart of themselves
I don't need more people flooding my feed with political takes, I need ppl posting fursuits or yuri or fat asses or fanart of themselves
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Shark found extra pants behind bed.
Not smelly. Not full of Holes. NEW COZY PANTS
*zooms around room*
NEW PANTS. NEW PANTS.
Not smelly. Not full of Holes. NEW COZY PANTS
*zooms around room*
NEW PANTS. NEW PANTS.
December 6, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Shark found extra pants behind bed.
Not smelly. Not full of Holes. NEW COZY PANTS
*zooms around room*
NEW PANTS. NEW PANTS.
Not smelly. Not full of Holes. NEW COZY PANTS
*zooms around room*
NEW PANTS. NEW PANTS.
Watching someone's video going: "no , you don't understand Larian TRICKED you, nothing bad happens, you're SUPPOSED to use the illithid powers."
Like BRUH. The Illithid empire are a metaphor 4 facism, the point is not to use their tools against them even once, or you become an illithid.
Like BRUH. The Illithid empire are a metaphor 4 facism, the point is not to use their tools against them even once, or you become an illithid.
December 5, 2025 at 8:47 AM
Watching someone's video going: "no , you don't understand Larian TRICKED you, nothing bad happens, you're SUPPOSED to use the illithid powers."
Like BRUH. The Illithid empire are a metaphor 4 facism, the point is not to use their tools against them even once, or you become an illithid.
Like BRUH. The Illithid empire are a metaphor 4 facism, the point is not to use their tools against them even once, or you become an illithid.
I had to google it, but I have one of these, for Nelson Tethers streams!
December 5, 2025 at 5:38 AM
I had to google it, but I have one of these, for Nelson Tethers streams!
I'm JUST saying if people drew a shitload of Gears of War Porn,
I feel like there should be more gay men trying to fuck bearded, patchy, sadboy Alan Wake and therefore MORE rule 34 of him.
I don't see why everyone (no one) is trying to fight me.
I feel like there should be more gay men trying to fuck bearded, patchy, sadboy Alan Wake and therefore MORE rule 34 of him.
I don't see why everyone (no one) is trying to fight me.
December 5, 2025 at 5:30 AM
I'm JUST saying if people drew a shitload of Gears of War Porn,
I feel like there should be more gay men trying to fuck bearded, patchy, sadboy Alan Wake and therefore MORE rule 34 of him.
I don't see why everyone (no one) is trying to fight me.
I feel like there should be more gay men trying to fuck bearded, patchy, sadboy Alan Wake and therefore MORE rule 34 of him.
I don't see why everyone (no one) is trying to fight me.
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is this anything
December 3, 2025 at 10:42 AM
is this anything
That poor girl at the store, just trying to do her job, looked at m 1 dollar spaghett, and 8 dollar bag of chicken quarters and went:
"Don't tell me, Chicken Fettuccini?"
And FK without missing Shark beat said
"No Brokie Brokaccini"
Poor woman looked so uncomfortable. Total wind out of sails.
"Don't tell me, Chicken Fettuccini?"
And FK without missing Shark beat said
"No Brokie Brokaccini"
Poor woman looked so uncomfortable. Total wind out of sails.
December 3, 2025 at 8:26 AM
That poor girl at the store, just trying to do her job, looked at m 1 dollar spaghett, and 8 dollar bag of chicken quarters and went:
"Don't tell me, Chicken Fettuccini?"
And FK without missing Shark beat said
"No Brokie Brokaccini"
Poor woman looked so uncomfortable. Total wind out of sails.
"Don't tell me, Chicken Fettuccini?"
And FK without missing Shark beat said
"No Brokie Brokaccini"
Poor woman looked so uncomfortable. Total wind out of sails.
I'm gonna be honest, if you come up to me in any video game in a car, and we're not in a party and you just start randomly honking at me as if to say "Get in bitch" I'm not getting in your car.
I don't even care. Don't do that. I see you there? I'll get in when I'm ready/if I want.
I don't even care. Don't do that. I see you there? I'll get in when I'm ready/if I want.
December 3, 2025 at 5:40 AM
I'm gonna be honest, if you come up to me in any video game in a car, and we're not in a party and you just start randomly honking at me as if to say "Get in bitch" I'm not getting in your car.
I don't even care. Don't do that. I see you there? I'll get in when I'm ready/if I want.
I don't even care. Don't do that. I see you there? I'll get in when I'm ready/if I want.
Might stream something tonight, if I get bored enough. Really struggling for something to do tonight.
December 3, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Might stream something tonight, if I get bored enough. Really struggling for something to do tonight.
If you all ever want to know what FK is like, and whether they ever want to be famous, I need you all to know I opened my PC to THIS today and my exact reaction outloud was: "uh oh."
December 2, 2025 at 11:19 PM
If you all ever want to know what FK is like, and whether they ever want to be famous, I need you all to know I opened my PC to THIS today and my exact reaction outloud was: "uh oh."
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A little inspiration for your day.
October 5, 2024 at 4:26 PM
A little inspiration for your day.
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They won't stop tapping on the glass. I hate my life. They're trying to get me to do tiktok challenges for a fucking fish.
Do I look stupid?
(I'm holding out for at least 3 and a Mtn Dew.)
Do I look stupid?
(I'm holding out for at least 3 and a Mtn Dew.)
December 19, 2024 at 5:48 PM
They won't stop tapping on the glass. I hate my life. They're trying to get me to do tiktok challenges for a fucking fish.
Do I look stupid?
(I'm holding out for at least 3 and a Mtn Dew.)
Do I look stupid?
(I'm holding out for at least 3 and a Mtn Dew.)
Throwback to that time I got stuck in the Lego Jurassic World credits
December 2, 2025 at 10:31 AM
Throwback to that time I got stuck in the Lego Jurassic World credits
Teh greatest lie your friends ever tell:
"I'll be back on later/tomorrow"
I'm not going to see your ass on this game for like a week.
"I'll be back on later/tomorrow"
I'm not going to see your ass on this game for like a week.
December 2, 2025 at 9:06 AM
Teh greatest lie your friends ever tell:
"I'll be back on later/tomorrow"
I'm not going to see your ass on this game for like a week.
"I'll be back on later/tomorrow"
I'm not going to see your ass on this game for like a week.
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December 1, 2025 at 5:16 PM