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weta gerwig @failurescout.bsky.social · 5d

as the wise man once said, the best time to start cooking rigatoni was 12 minutes ago. the second best time is now.

weta gerwig @failurescout.bsky.social · 12d

thwarted again by the necessity of pursuing my desires!

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The Transfeminine Review @thetransfemininereview.com · 18d

"You make the best of it all and hope you can help make it a little better for the gurl after you."

- Miss Major, 2023 💔

One of the things I hear with some younger trans people I know is they feel, "I'm gonna get this surgery, and I'm gonna learn that way of speaking, and I'm gonna be done." You're never done. If you're a straight, cisgender person, you're never done. Things are always happening that have the potential to change you. So all I am today is not who I'm gonna be tomorrow, because of the things that happened to me today and later tonight. People forget that. "Oh, after I transition, I'm gonna be through." Well, good luck with that. 'Cause if you're through, then it's time to leave, you know, and I don't wanna go anywhere yet.
I'm in my seventies. Why didn't I stop? Number one is community. My gurls. I've had moments of thinking about stopping, but I didn't. I made sure I would step back, reju- venate myself, and then got back out there, and that's how you make a way. Our stories are not all the same, but the destination is: to get some place where we have some peace and harmony, and we can be at ease with ourselves and the people around us. You make the best of it all and hope you can help make it a little better for the gurl after you.

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weta gerwig @failurescout.bsky.social · 22d

ive been labelled

weta gerwig @failurescout.bsky.social · 22d

new top new top

weta gerwig @failurescout.bsky.social · 22d

ive accrued an aura of competency and responsibility at work and its ruining my life

weta gerwig @failurescout.bsky.social · 24d

going to start telling anyone who asks my pronouns that i identify as theyfab

weta gerwig @failurescout.bsky.social · Sep 23

aw shit I'm chromatically aberring

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weta gerwig @failurescout.bsky.social · Sep 10

and from a machine that, even were it capable of thinking like they say it is, categorically misunderstands you and the possibilities of human existence.

weta gerwig @failurescout.bsky.social · Sep 10

Crazy to me that someone would ever want something like this. What if I just got the minutes on my whole life? The business-ification of every element of being human, from birth to death the whole thing a meeting you didn't even sit in on.

Heather Anne Campbell @heathercampbell.bsky.social · Sep 10

Hahahahaha Apple really showing off the heteronormative assumptions of its AI summary when my wife texts me that she wants to hang out and eat dinner

An Apple Summary of a text from my wife that reads, “Hungry, tired, wants nourishment and to be near boyfriend.”

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weta gerwig @failurescout.bsky.social · Aug 30

love that we're at north korea levels of health speculation about the dictator lol

weta gerwig @failurescout.bsky.social · Aug 29

movie star

screenshot of agnes varda petting a kitten on a table, subtitles read "I wanted you to be in the film". From an interview about Cleo from 5 to 7.

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weta gerwig @failurescout.bsky.social · Aug 29

relic of a fallen catboy

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weta gerwig @failurescout.bsky.social · Aug 28

do you think you could reverse-dysmorphically condition yourself by staring at an actually distorted image of yourself for long periods before returning to a real reflection. it sounds harmful to try out

weta gerwig @failurescout.bsky.social · Aug 27

damn the ub820 is now almost twice as expensive as when i bought it three years ago thats wild

weta gerwig @failurescout.bsky.social · Aug 10

hmm. it seems ive been ambushed by the tragic bind of taking control of the body only to discover it also controls me. how could this have happened.

weta gerwig @failurescout.bsky.social · Aug 7

totally obsessed with r/decks, the subreddit where blissfully ignorant homeowners come to ask 'is my deck okay?' and every single time each and every single user comes and tells them your deck is fucked beyond belief bro. your deck is about to detonate at so much as a sneeze.

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weta gerwig @failurescout.bsky.social · Aug 5

sorry guys this is me. i was running super late sorry

Premee Mohamed @premeemohamed.com · Aug 4

Oh good

A New Statue Suddenly Appeared on Easter Island. That Doesn't Make Sense.

Scientists thought they found them all.

www.popularmechanics.com

weta gerwig @failurescout.bsky.social · Aug 3

vivid ps2 memories of trying desperately to earn a rally licence in gran turismo 3 as a kid, practicing for weeks and finally doing the lap of my life only to miss out by .2 of a second. totally defeated don't think i touched it again

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weta gerwig @failurescout.bsky.social · Jul 31

coming out has infected me with some kind of hapless protagonist curse. first time at dance class using new name and i drop my glasses in a big clumsy dash with everyone outside waiting, then left my umbrella behind and had to run back the whole way to get it

weta gerwig @failurescout.bsky.social · Jul 25

couldn't get over how sexy paul mcgann is in that movie

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weta gerwig @failurescout.bsky.social · Jul 24

The Unaliving of Jesse James by the NPC Robert Ford

weta gerwig @failurescout.bsky.social · Jul 23

god every now and then i fucking ambush myself by going "oh hey the Outer Wilds soundtrack was so good, why don't i give that another listen,"... fuck me, dude

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the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · Jul 16

the Fantastic Four cast get asked about their own personal fantastic four, which leads to some canned niceties from pascal, kirby and quinn, and an insanely he knows ball answer from ebon.

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weta gerwig @failurescout.bsky.social · Jul 17

cold enough that im wearing the striped thigh-high socks under my regular outfit like fucking tgirl superman