this is my fright song
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if I was rude to you on twitter I have granted myself clemency. thank you
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faceplam.bsky.social
do not be mean to the twitter people stopping by during the outage. we need those guys. imagine if this app had good posts
faceplam.bsky.social
look at my labyrinth Dawgggggg I’m getting gored by a minotaur
Winnipeg Free Press: New labyrinth offers path to calm, prayer, reflection Picture of the labyrinth that’s like an inch tall
faceplam.bsky.social
just watched a cyber truck make a left turn off osborne from the right lane. in traffic
faceplam.bsky.social
just saw a local band do one of these like can we not
faceplam.bsky.social
my 2 month old is working on a skill I have dubbed “fight napping”
faceplam.bsky.social
this girl is unemployable outside netflix
thefilmupdates.bsky.social
Millie Bobby Brown will star in supernatural series ‘PRISM’ for Netflix.

Follows a woman with the unique ability to communicate with apparitions, who must uncover the cause of a newly discovered phenomenon that causes “visitors” to appear all over the world before it’s too late.
faceplam.bsky.social
if I die youngish (too late for young) please make an AI of me to continue live band karaoke. I wish there was another option but it’s the only way to continue this essential service
faceplam.bsky.social
they’re inventing new ways to count sales and congratulating themselves
faceplam.bsky.social
this shit is fake as hell
popcrave.com
Taylor Swift’s album debuts in the US:

Taylor Swift: 40,000
Fearless: 592,000
Speak Now: 1,047,000
Red: 1,208,000
1989: 1,287,000
reputation: 1,238,000
Lover: 867,000
folklore: 846,000
evermore: 329,000
Midnights: 1,578,000
THE TORTURED POETS DEPARTMENT: 2,610,000
The Life of a Showgirl: 4,002,000
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juniorhoncho.bsky.social
(andy ngo describing any photo of Portland with two or more people in it) looking at these frightening images one can't help but be reminded of that infamous day ten years ago when i got bonked in the head by some dessert
faceplam.bsky.social
you don’t “gotta hand it to him” but trump constantly talking about how he’s not going to heaven is a pretty good bit
faceplam.bsky.social
I wasn’t born yesterday, I don’t trust trump or israel to follow through, but any ease in violence is better than the democrats’ concerned shrug
faceplam.bsky.social
so if qatar successfully bribed trump into a ceasefire, that’s a much better outcome than the democrats using their veneer of legitimacy to allow the genocide to continue. I don’t like living in a world of mafia realpolitik but it’s better than nodding solemnly at endless violence
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faceplam.bsky.social
if you care about joe biden’s welfare you are kind of alien to me
faceplam.bsky.social
they should call it jumanji 3: jumanji 4
faceplam.bsky.social
“trump watches commercials” uh ya I bet he does
atrupar.com
Trump Watches commercials are now running regularly on Newsmax
faceplam.bsky.social
all of adam friedland’s posts on here have like 8 likes, it rocks. some of those are my likes!
faceplam.bsky.social
trust fall “you can’t trust everyone but you can trust us here…” supercut

local trust fall videos

trust falls ranked

best trust falls. video
faceplam.bsky.social
hi. we’re your library. we have a tiktok now and we do all the tiktok trend videos. you know that video you saw? we do it to. same joke no change. we’re your library
faceplam.bsky.social
FYI instagram is screenshot snitching