Tyro
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Shitposter, gamer, foodie, photography nerd. Always looking for new friends! PNGTuber, Pokémon Professor in Progress. she/her 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 taken, newfound ADHD, lifelong chronic illness gang Art by kanaillus.bsky.social https://fabledtyro.carrd.co/
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Spooky promosky~

#promosky

- 31
- she/her
- queer, trans, lesbian
- full time worker, hobby vtuber
- shit poster, ascending
- taking it one scuff at a time
- gamer. All genres, love indies
- Films
- Anime
- Currently on a detective/mystery puzzle kick, but 🎃 rn
- cheemz 🧀
- [email protected]
There's no such thing as a bad joke or pun. Some jokes are for the person telling it.

It's me. And I'm still laughing about it.
It's easier to overlook something imperfect, I think, and give it slack. Like a Godzilla movie, I don't expect Oscar bait. The better something is, the more crushing it is to fall JUST short of perfection. An annoying mechanic or missing feature (especially core ones) can trip highly polished games.
"critical analysis is my love language" is a quote for the ages. I'm more merciless to some of my favorite media franchises than slop. Out of love.
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Dear gamers, how do you critique the classics?

With a game like #FinalFantasyTactics there's so much love, from us & the devs alike. You see it in how Square brought FFT forward for 2025

But could they have gone even further? Help us talk this out: www.deargamers.net/blog/dear-ga...
Title art for Final Fantasy Tactics: The Ivalice Chronicles showing a mock 4 out of 5 star rating next to a question mark
Oh sure when wall street types make "reckless financial decisions" and "bankrupt the company" they get a golden parachute but when I do it, I get stainless steel bracelets.
Wait, wait, I got it: it's smellier on the inside
Times are tough, the Tardis is a porta potty now?
TARDIS goes to a side hustle between the start of every "oh no it is gone" episode and the miraculous reappearance
We were wrong, Skynet is going to be porn bots desperate to not get blocked
If you have trouble shitposting in the morning, I hear coffee helps
I poisoned my feed so now instead of getting cool new stuff to lust over whether or not I capitalism, I'm getting cool stuff that only exists as a concept from some designer that concepted it YEARS ago.

LET ME OUT.
Gotta start at the smallest and go bigger or the big game will make you realize how many small games you still want to play
It feels like this sometimes
Trade offer meme format with a guy forming an arch with his hands wearing a suit with the text "I receive: answers to my questions" and "you receive: 1 follow"
Pepsi out of a pizza place chiller > Pepsi > coca cola
Man I love when people commit micro aggressions like using they for me when I exclusively use she/her pronouns and they've known me for years now
A good game is never delayed, it always finishes precisely when it means to?
Legends ZA tomorrow, I'm very nervous yet hopeful. X and Y were definitely pretty lackluster compared to BW/B2W2, so a refresh of Lumiose and some of the changes may improve my opinions on that region in hindsight.

... Crap I'll have to pick a starter
I moved and wasn't able to take my PC! I evidently did not turn on cloud saves, as that file is lost, so all I have are the memories of Gwent
I've had to break the bad news to people that they hit someone's car because we caught it on camera, and they did not even know they had done it. 😭
Noir fiction makes detectives look really good but even the best fictional detectives are usually pretty gnarly and mean people.
I think some people are so ensconced in their own reality they don't even realize that there are things that can be verified externally.
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Ugh I’m sorry I’m living in my anime universe and don’t know any real facts 😔😔 that my fault fr
Please. Get everyone off the roads so I can drive unimpeded.