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I'd suggest he come see for himself but we sure as hell don't want him here.
Why are any of you thinking what Bill is saying and doing is important here? He's a fucking comedian, not a political Messiah. He's said over and over that what he has to say isn't important.
Damn you, you sexlexic bastard. I'm in!
Grandpa's been at the Adderall again
Oh did someone serve his milk just a little under his room temperature preference? He must be indignant.
All of Gaetz' cognition was in the Forehead. No wonder you jumped ship.
They've already kibbutz'd and flapped their hands, don't know if we can expect any more.
But he can't directly mock Kevin Sorbo from here.
Things he knows about grass:
1. It's green
2. He waddles around on it when he's cheating at golf.
I'd expect his eyes to be smoking craters or maybe him doing the Indiana Jones face melting thing for being her boyfriend.
There we go. Much more realistic.
Needs more Forehead. Just a little more Forehead.