jessie
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the early aughts are back pt 32168: saw a guy in his twenties reading infinite jest on the subway
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I will never stop looking at this. A 404 foot GIDP. (This is correct, it is not a data error.)
exliontamer.bsky.social
hitting myself in the head with a big mallet to forget any and all mets/brewers enmity. go brewers. love the brew crew. milwaukee.
exliontamer.bsky.social
this is tomorrow and i feel morally obligated to run no matter what the weather is like. 👍 therefore, you should donate.
exliontamer.bsky.social
Hello everything sucks so I am running to fundraise for mental health services for gazan children on october 12th and YOU can donate money via me getinvolved.unrwausa.org/fundraiser/6... (sorry if i have already bothered you about this)
2025 NYC Gaza 5K
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just pointing out the non-zero chance that the us admin stalled on gaza in some hamfisted attempt to align with the nobel peace prize announcement and therefore: lol. Lmao.
exliontamer.bsky.social
i’m really grateful that my friends, none of whom watch baseball, put up with me
exliontamer.bsky.social
keeping the group chat updated on the phillies/dodgers series
a screenshot of a skeet of a screenshot of a post on the phillies subreddit seemingly calling a curse upon shohei ohtani me on 10/9 informing the chat that the curse worked and the phillies won followed by me today informing the chat that things took a dark turn in the next game.
exliontamer.bsky.social
he also paints and i guarantee you they look like the undercover cop’s paintings in art school confidential
exliontamer.bsky.social
mets legend and notable himbo harrison bader loves francis bacon www.news-gazette.com/the-phillies...
Bader experienced this first hand. In 2009, when he was taking Schlesinger’s history of contemporary art class, he went on a field trip to the Metropolitan Museum of Art.

They were there to view a retrospective of Francis Bacon, an Irish artist known for his haunting portraits. Bacon’s paintings didn’t resonate with everyone, but Bader was captivated.

“Even to this day, that [exhibition] just really stuck with me,” he said. “The colors he used, his content, his style. It’s the type of work you could stand in front of for a really long period of time and kind of soak it all in. And I just enjoy art that makes you ask questions.
exliontamer.bsky.social
nobel committee scrounging worldcat, desperate to find a guy who is not thomas pynchon
exliontamer.bsky.social
the toronto blue jays winning the world series would be thematically appropriate at least
exliontamer.bsky.social
john just referred to hbo’s Task as “drunk hulk”
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i can’t believe the wizard* isn’t at this yankees game

* the wizard is what i starting calling this guy before i learned he’s one of the managers of metallica. i call the guy next to him the wizard’s friend.
a picture of a tv showing a yankees home game. in the third row behind home plate a man who looks like a wizard is circled.
exliontamer.bsky.social
Leo’s in his loser era and i love it
exliontamer.bsky.social
Hello everything sucks so I am running to fundraise for mental health services for gazan children on october 12th and YOU can donate money via me getinvolved.unrwausa.org/fundraiser/6... (sorry if i have already bothered you about this)
2025 NYC Gaza 5K
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getinvolved.unrwausa.org
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using steely dan is spiritually the same though
exliontamer.bsky.social
when will someone be brave enough to adapt pynchon’s terrible songs
exliontamer.bsky.social
pta do mason & dixon next including the songs. Don’t be a coward.
exliontamer.bsky.social
my favorite eric adams moment (tm) is the time he showed up in the broadcast booth at a yankees game and proceeded to talk about ghosts
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lmao in the time it took me to crop that screenshot the marlins scored two more runs