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jessie
@exliontamer.bsky.social
no thanks
top 1% of baseball sickos, that's me
December 16, 2025 at 6:25 PM
bonded over the knick with someone at the work holiday party. there are dozens of us etc
December 16, 2025 at 12:50 AM
loudly announcing that its time for me to leave the work holiday party so i can secure a labubu for my husband
December 15, 2025 at 10:57 PM
i reject this narrative
December 12, 2025 at 6:56 PM
profiles in courage
November 25, 2025 at 1:31 AM
one of our cats has a very adorable face she makes that always, 100% of the time means “i frew up”
November 25, 2025 at 1:11 AM
back in my natural element*

*gigantic sweater
November 15, 2025 at 5:21 PM
i promise you i will never the learn the name of a single character on alien: earth. having a great time with it tho.
November 9, 2025 at 12:09 AM
the little girl on my train with a stuffed rat is a True New Yorker
November 7, 2025 at 10:03 PM
moynihan train hall is lowkey a strong contender for worst public space in new york city
November 7, 2025 at 3:37 PM
election decided and in bed by 10pm. we did it new york.
November 5, 2025 at 2:38 AM
you cannot make me care about an election in new jersey, sorry
November 5, 2025 at 12:51 AM
is this a ford brother
November 2, 2025 at 3:17 AM
this baseball game should be much more halloween themed
November 1, 2025 at 1:33 AM
hello mr police
i gave you all the clues
October 30, 2025 at 1:07 PM
such a committed dodgers hater that i fell asleep in the eighth 😇
October 28, 2025 at 3:27 PM
in case you aren’t keeping track, we’re up to at least two blue jays who appear to lack suitable housing arrangements
Game 1 World Series hero Addison Barger slept on Davis Schneider's pull-out couch last night. You can't make this stuff up.
October 26, 2025 at 5:12 PM
spamming all my channels with this. i won’t apologize. youtu.be/by9H1tjNXEY
Trick or Treat Possum Style
YouTube video by MEpearl
youtu.be
October 26, 2025 at 4:57 PM
ok the john wayne gacy show is actually very good, particularly as an entry into the “Notable Guys wearing wigs” canon
October 25, 2025 at 4:37 PM
😈
October 25, 2025 at 2:44 AM
aww make the jacket big enough for everyone guys :(
October 25, 2025 at 2:38 AM
i take back anything bad i’ve ever said about the toronto blue jays
October 25, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Reposted by jessie
THIS TROLL GETTING THIS SPOT BY THE BULLPEN 😂
October 25, 2025 at 2:13 AM
no baseball today. another crime by the los angeles dodgers.
October 18, 2025 at 6:12 PM