Thom Roe
@existentialtreat.bsky.social
Former adolescent. Big brother to 3 cats and 3 dogs. RESIST. (He/him)
i love to give myself a big treat as a little treat
November 25, 2025 at 6:11 AM
i love to give myself a big treat as a little treat
"I knew a girl named Nikki
I guess you could say she was a sex fiend
I met her in a hotel lobby
Masturbating with a magazine
She said, "How'd you like to waste some time?"
And I could not resist when I saw little Nikki griiiiiinnnnnd..."
I guess you could say she was a sex fiend
I met her in a hotel lobby
Masturbating with a magazine
She said, "How'd you like to waste some time?"
And I could not resist when I saw little Nikki griiiiiinnnnnd..."
November 23, 2025 at 2:29 AM
"I knew a girl named Nikki
I guess you could say she was a sex fiend
I met her in a hotel lobby
Masturbating with a magazine
She said, "How'd you like to waste some time?"
And I could not resist when I saw little Nikki griiiiiinnnnnd..."
I guess you could say she was a sex fiend
I met her in a hotel lobby
Masturbating with a magazine
She said, "How'd you like to waste some time?"
And I could not resist when I saw little Nikki griiiiiinnnnnd..."
i guess science has given up on solving a problem like maria. THANKS DEI MAFIA
November 22, 2025 at 4:16 AM
i guess science has given up on solving a problem like maria. THANKS DEI MAFIA
Can i tho
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November 21, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Can i tho
now i know what i'll be singing in the shower this week
American Dad: Cow-Drive Whip-Crack! Song
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November 18, 2025 at 5:19 AM
now i know what i'll be singing in the shower this week
trump has now pardoned the same guy TWICE which begs the question why was the guy pardoned ONCE
November 16, 2025 at 11:58 PM
trump has now pardoned the same guy TWICE which begs the question why was the guy pardoned ONCE
getting REAL fucken tired of interesting times tbh
November 16, 2025 at 10:54 PM
getting REAL fucken tired of interesting times tbh
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I love weird sweaters, but this one just makes me giggle. Should I get it? 🤭💕😻
November 15, 2025 at 7:15 AM
I love weird sweaters, but this one just makes me giggle. Should I get it? 🤭💕😻
let me see if i understand: trump demands an investigation into ties between epstein and dems. trump then uses that investigation to prevent the release of the files as the files are now part of an 'ongoing investigation.' what am i missing?
November 15, 2025 at 4:54 AM
let me see if i understand: trump demands an investigation into ties between epstein and dems. trump then uses that investigation to prevent the release of the files as the files are now part of an 'ongoing investigation.' what am i missing?
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November 11, 2025 at 3:42 AM
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agreeing to make a terrible deal while your main opponent is quite literally being boo'd on live tv by an entire stadium of people is the kind of political instinct you'd normally only find in a 3 week old dead goldfish
November 10, 2025 at 12:36 AM
agreeing to make a terrible deal while your main opponent is quite literally being boo'd on live tv by an entire stadium of people is the kind of political instinct you'd normally only find in a 3 week old dead goldfish
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Good morning and happy Sunday 🐴 🥰
November 9, 2025 at 1:18 PM
Good morning and happy Sunday 🐴 🥰
I'm not convinced Mike Johnson will swear in Adelita Grijalva even when the shutdown ends. And before anyone says "He won't have a choice," he technically "hasn't had a choice" for over a month and here we are
November 10, 2025 at 12:58 AM
I'm not convinced Mike Johnson will swear in Adelita Grijalva even when the shutdown ends. And before anyone says "He won't have a choice," he technically "hasn't had a choice" for over a month and here we are
Mamdani is going to implement Shari Lewis and Lambchop Law. Every New Yorker will have to speak through an adorable sock puppet named after a cut of meat
Mamdani is going to implement Sriracha law. Everyone will have to slather hot sauce on their scrambled eggs
Mamdani is going to implement My Sharona law. Everyone will have to create songs with undeniable rock beats.
November 9, 2025 at 5:34 AM
Mamdani is going to implement Shari Lewis and Lambchop Law. Every New Yorker will have to speak through an adorable sock puppet named after a cut of meat
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I like when you know they saw the post on twitter
November 9, 2025 at 1:09 AM
I like when you know they saw the post on twitter
so my cat mistakenly thinks that she can hiss at me at random and i won't hiss back. oh, my child. don't you EVER underestimate my level of pettiness
November 8, 2025 at 2:23 AM
so my cat mistakenly thinks that she can hiss at me at random and i won't hiss back. oh, my child. don't you EVER underestimate my level of pettiness
why is maga so terrified that bad things will happen to them if they don't hate trans people enough, despite never actually having (knowingly) encountered a trans person? they're just trans. they're not chupacabra
November 6, 2025 at 5:23 AM
why is maga so terrified that bad things will happen to them if they don't hate trans people enough, despite never actually having (knowingly) encountered a trans person? they're just trans. they're not chupacabra
i don't think trump has realized how insufferable we're all going to be after last night
November 6, 2025 at 1:32 AM
i don't think trump has realized how insufferable we're all going to be after last night
RIP dick "dick" cheney
a man wearing a white sweater with the words `` oh no '' on it is standing in a room .
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November 5, 2025 at 12:05 AM
RIP dick "dick" cheney
i'm going to learn to read someday so i can check my posts for typos
November 4, 2025 at 6:18 AM
i'm going to learn to read someday so i can check my posts for typos
the tornado from Wizard Of Oz has endorsed Andrew Cuomo
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November 4, 2025 at 5:52 AM
the tornado from Wizard Of Oz has endorsed Andrew Cuomo