@evolvedtrex.bsky.social
just a former T-Rex's account for teasing science deniers
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Listen, if he wants to use a plane given to him by the guys that sponsored 9/11, I’m not going to stop him.
CNN is moving fast to woo Madge onto the network
Marjorie Taylor Greene: "I sent those deaths threats directly to him in a text message & informed him of what his name calling & words were doing - it was a direct assassination threat on my son. And he was extremely - I won't repeat what he said - but it was extremely unkind. No sympathy. No care"
December 9, 2025 at 9:51 PM
CNN is moving fast to woo Madge onto the network
Oh so now being a soy boy is cool.
Brooke Rollins: "On the China soybeans, Secretary Bessent -- himself a soybean farmer ... "
December 9, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Oh so now being a soy boy is cool.
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can't stop watching this clip of a tesla Optimus teleoperator taking his headset off before properly logging out the robot
December 8, 2025 at 9:29 AM
can't stop watching this clip of a tesla Optimus teleoperator taking his headset off before properly logging out the robot
Definitely continue to legitimize this rotted-brain orange-man worshipper by giving him daily airtime.
BRENNAN: The president was wrong in April when he predicted lower numbers of purchases and higher prices?
BESSENT: The economy has been better than we thought
BESSENT: The economy has been better than we thought
December 7, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Definitely continue to legitimize this rotted-brain orange-man worshipper by giving him daily airtime.
I feel like we need a president who could kick a soccer ball without falling over.
December 5, 2025 at 10:59 PM
I feel like we need a president who could kick a soccer ball without falling over.
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The Republican Plan to kill kids is how we should be labeling this. It’s shocking, easy to digest, and 100% true
As RFK Jr.'s new vaccine panel ponders changing the hepatitis B vaccination schedule, some doctors recall past patients, including children, who died painful deaths before there was a vaccine. n.pr/3McwKqG
Doctors warn delaying hepatitis B shot for newborns could revive a deadly threat
As RFK Jr.'s new vaccine panel ponders changing the hepatitis B vaccination schedule, some doctors recall past patients, including children, who died painful deaths before there was a vaccine.
n.pr
December 3, 2025 at 1:40 PM
The Republican Plan to kill kids is how we should be labeling this. It’s shocking, easy to digest, and 100% true
Beetch there’s more lakes than Somalians in Minnesota.
Leavitt attacks "Somalian migrants in Minnesota" and says, "it is more important than ever to finish carrying out the president's mass deportation operation ... they must go back to their home countries."
December 1, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Beetch there’s more lakes than Somalians in Minnesota.
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Strong floor, no ceiling.
November 30, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Strong floor, no ceiling.
We suck, but there’s no limit to how much we suck!
November 30, 2025 at 3:48 PM
We suck, but there’s no limit to how much we suck!
Autism scored a 0.93 on rear-propeller bicycle!
Hey @nature.com, have you got an explanation for how the hell THIS happened? & especially why you accepted a paper with such a bizarre piece of genAI slop in it?!
& more to the point, why we should take you seriously at all going forward?
www.nature.com/articles/s41...
& more to the point, why we should take you seriously at all going forward?
www.nature.com/articles/s41...
November 29, 2025 at 7:34 AM
Autism scored a 0.93 on rear-propeller bicycle!
Imagine having to board a ship designed by the guy afraid of boats, water, and dogs.
Trump during his Thanksgiving call with service members: "We're ordered a lot of Coast Guard cutters. Brand new, beautiful, the best machines in the world. I'm a looks person. I wanted the hull to be perfect. You know, I sort of redesigned the hull a little bit. The hulls. But we ordered a lot."
November 28, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Imagine having to board a ship designed by the guy afraid of boats, water, and dogs.
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(Another)
Aide: sir, Turkey wants to invade Syria
Trump: fantastic! They’re lucky
A: umm, what?
T: just in time for thanksgiving
A: not turkeys, Turkey
T: just one? Still delicious
A: no, the country
T: that doesn’t make any sense, you’re fired
A:...
T: FLY FREE TURKEY, AWAY TO SYRIA!
Aide: sir, Turkey wants to invade Syria
Trump: fantastic! They’re lucky
A: umm, what?
T: just in time for thanksgiving
A: not turkeys, Turkey
T: just one? Still delicious
A: no, the country
T: that doesn’t make any sense, you’re fired
A:...
T: FLY FREE TURKEY, AWAY TO SYRIA!
November 29, 2024 at 1:17 AM
(Another)
Aide: sir, Turkey wants to invade Syria
Trump: fantastic! They’re lucky
A: umm, what?
T: just in time for thanksgiving
A: not turkeys, Turkey
T: just one? Still delicious
A: no, the country
T: that doesn’t make any sense, you’re fired
A:...
T: FLY FREE TURKEY, AWAY TO SYRIA!
Aide: sir, Turkey wants to invade Syria
Trump: fantastic! They’re lucky
A: umm, what?
T: just in time for thanksgiving
A: not turkeys, Turkey
T: just one? Still delicious
A: no, the country
T: that doesn’t make any sense, you’re fired
A:...
T: FLY FREE TURKEY, AWAY TO SYRIA!
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(An oldie from the bad place)
Trump: You told me there’d be gravy!
Aide: Mass graves
T: but seared turkey
A: again, the country, not the bird, and I said Syria
T: so no seared turkey and gravy?
A: no
T: I’m going to sanction Turkey so hard. But not too hard. Erdogan is a good friend. Smart!
Trump: You told me there’d be gravy!
Aide: Mass graves
T: but seared turkey
A: again, the country, not the bird, and I said Syria
T: so no seared turkey and gravy?
A: no
T: I’m going to sanction Turkey so hard. But not too hard. Erdogan is a good friend. Smart!
November 29, 2024 at 1:15 AM
(An oldie from the bad place)
Trump: You told me there’d be gravy!
Aide: Mass graves
T: but seared turkey
A: again, the country, not the bird, and I said Syria
T: so no seared turkey and gravy?
A: no
T: I’m going to sanction Turkey so hard. But not too hard. Erdogan is a good friend. Smart!
Trump: You told me there’d be gravy!
Aide: Mass graves
T: but seared turkey
A: again, the country, not the bird, and I said Syria
T: so no seared turkey and gravy?
A: no
T: I’m going to sanction Turkey so hard. But not too hard. Erdogan is a good friend. Smart!
“Look out Bubba, here I come!”
November 26, 2025 at 7:39 PM
“Look out Bubba, here I come!”
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A favorite of mine from the bad place, somehow still relevant.
May 3, 2025 at 4:08 PM
A favorite of mine from the bad place, somehow still relevant.
🎶 Life is a mystery
Everyone must stand alone
I hear you call my name
And it feels like home
When you call my name, it's like a little prayer
I'm down on my knees, I wanna take you there
In the midnight hour, I can feel your power
Just like a prayer, you know I'll take you there
Everyone must stand alone
I hear you call my name
And it feels like home
When you call my name, it's like a little prayer
I'm down on my knees, I wanna take you there
In the midnight hour, I can feel your power
Just like a prayer, you know I'll take you there
November 23, 2025 at 3:32 AM
🎶 Life is a mystery
Everyone must stand alone
I hear you call my name
And it feels like home
When you call my name, it's like a little prayer
I'm down on my knees, I wanna take you there
In the midnight hour, I can feel your power
Just like a prayer, you know I'll take you there
Everyone must stand alone
I hear you call my name
And it feels like home
When you call my name, it's like a little prayer
I'm down on my knees, I wanna take you there
In the midnight hour, I can feel your power
Just like a prayer, you know I'll take you there
she’s totally in the epstein files
Marjorie Taylor Greene announces she is resigning from Congress
"I will be resigning from office with my last day being January 5, 2026”
"I will be resigning from office with my last day being January 5, 2026”
November 22, 2025 at 1:26 AM
she’s totally in the epstein files
Today would be a great day for Schumer to endorse Mamdani.
Today would be a great day for Pam Bondi to release the Epstein files.
November 21, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Today would be a great day for Schumer to endorse Mamdani.
“He’s not Frank, he’s Donald!” is something a competent reporter would blurt at that moment. Alas, those don’t exist anymore.
Q: What did the president mean when he called a reporter "piggy"?
LEAVITT: Look, the president is very frank & honest with everyone in this room. You'll all seen it yourself. You've all experienced it yourselves. And I think it's one of the many reasons the American people reelected this president
LEAVITT: Look, the president is very frank & honest with everyone in this room. You'll all seen it yourself. You've all experienced it yourselves. And I think it's one of the many reasons the American people reelected this president
November 21, 2025 at 4:58 PM
“He’s not Frank, he’s Donald!” is something a competent reporter would blurt at that moment. Alas, those don’t exist anymore.
Just the absolute smoothest brains.
VARNEY: This deal in my opinion would be a win for Putin. You happy with that?
MARKWAYNE MULLIN: It's a win for both. Kyiv was never gonna be able to put back into Ukraine -- not Kyiv, but uh, uh, uh, my mind has slipped me
V: Crimea
M: Crimea. They kind of see themselves as more Russian anyways
MARKWAYNE MULLIN: It's a win for both. Kyiv was never gonna be able to put back into Ukraine -- not Kyiv, but uh, uh, uh, my mind has slipped me
V: Crimea
M: Crimea. They kind of see themselves as more Russian anyways
November 21, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Just the absolute smoothest brains.
[stares at 200+ years of capitalism]
Yeah, no.
Yeah, no.
Cassidy: "If she goes and gets 2 types of shampoo & one is a dollar cheaper, she'll get the cheaper one & the other lowers their price. Once you give her the power of making the decision, she's gonna shop -- that begins to save her money and squeezes waste out of the healthcare system."
November 19, 2025 at 2:47 PM
[stares at 200+ years of capitalism]
Yeah, no.
Yeah, no.
Reminder
It is so funny that anyone thinks that anything will come of the latest Epstein stuff.
November 18, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Reminder
Anyone who posts “MTG, welcome to the resistance” doesn’t get to vote in midterm primaries.
November 18, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Anyone who posts “MTG, welcome to the resistance” doesn’t get to vote in midterm primaries.
It is so funny that anyone thinks that anything will come of the latest Epstein stuff.
November 12, 2025 at 9:34 PM
It is so funny that anyone thinks that anything will come of the latest Epstein stuff.