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Evil Kazoo
@evilkazooks.bsky.social
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My name is evil kazoo and i'm super fucking evil so i'm livetweeting (evil liveposting) ANCIENT MEDIA in TWENTY TWENTY FIVE
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Evil Kazoo @evilkazooks.bsky.social · 14d
caedarth yaoi
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Evil Kazoo @evilkazooks.bsky.social · 2d
we beat lenora in like one try Hooray ❤️
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Evil Kazoo @evilkazooks.bsky.social · 2d
rate my entire team actually
lv.8 Marty, lv.16 Sawk Tuah, lv.9 patrat, lv.21 dewott, lv.10 purrloin, lv.12 lillipup
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Evil Kazoo @evilkazooks.bsky.social · 2d
i don't play pokemon i do NOT know how ts works 😂😂🙏 i'm not even sure when i even assembled this team or why i just know it was several months ago
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Evil Kazoo @evilkazooks.bsky.social · 2d
rate my entire team actually
lv.8 Marty, lv.16 Sawk Tuah, lv.9 patrat, lv.21 dewott, lv.10 purrloin, lv.12 lillipup
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Evil Kazoo @evilkazooks.bsky.social · 2d
what am i supposed to do with this.
half of my pokemon team, consisting of a level 8 blitzle named Marty, a level 16 sawk named Sawk Tuah, and a level 9 patrat
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Evil Kazoo @evilkazooks.bsky.social · 2d
should probably make some progress with pokemon black.......
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Evil Kazoo @evilkazooks.bsky.social · 3d
100% Mario is done folks that's it. now just 100% Luigi is left and i don't know if i have the strength. but i will find it someday
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Evil Kazoo @evilkazooks.bsky.social · 3d
completely forgot to update BUT
You can now play as Luigi.
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Evil Kazoo @evilkazooks.bsky.social · 6d
I NEED TO 100% MY MARIO SAVE !!!
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Evil Kazoo @evilkazooks.bsky.social · 6d
the more i clip myself the more i understand why people start screaming whenever they watch me play
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Evil Kazoo @evilkazooks.bsky.social · 6d
it's such a good story but also i'm going to eat all of the drywall in my house
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Evil Kazoo @evilkazooks.bsky.social · 6d
SHE EVEN GREW UP TO LOOK JUST LIKE HER MOM OKAYYYY
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Evil Kazoo @evilkazooks.bsky.social · 6d
she misses her mother so much she became a mother to all the stars in the cosmos and every time she returns home it rains star bits and the kingdom throws a festival because the sight is so beautiful god i'm so fucking SICK 😭😭😭
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Evil Kazoo @evilkazooks.bsky.social · 6d
FINAL CHAPTERRRR OH GOD
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Evil Kazoo @evilkazooks.bsky.social · 6d
again and again i am abused for nintendo's sick and twisted idea of fun. and again i accept for i am already far too deep in their endless, M-branded labyrinth of misery
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Evil Kazoo @evilkazooks.bsky.social · 6d
I see.
Though usually quite cheery, one day the girl became sad again. Luma drew close and tried to comfort her. "Mama, you still have me!" (this is page one of chapter 8) "I'm out!" 1.3 Seconds
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Evil Kazoo @evilkazooks.bsky.social · 6d
heyyy queen it's me again what trials you got for me this time
rosalina says "Welcome back! I knew you would return eventually."
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Evil Kazoo @evilkazooks.bsky.social · 7d
after almost two decades... finally...!!
The End
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Evil Kazoo @evilkazooks.bsky.social · 7d
one last star check before we go... for the Grand Finale (and epilogue!)
Universe Map: 104 Stars
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Evil Kazoo @evilkazooks.bsky.social · 7d
Example
terrible photo of Deep Dark Galaxy with one star collected, two grayed out uncollected stars, and one collected star
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Evil Kazoo @evilkazooks.bsky.social · 7d
and me. playing as that spring is like being sent to the 9th circle of hell for 30 seconds straight
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Evil Kazoo @evilkazooks.bsky.social · 7d
We have to free him
spring mario! it's a spring wrapped around mario.
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Evil Kazoo @evilkazooks.bsky.social · 7d
ONE OF THE NEXT LEVELS YOU BLOW OUT BIRTHDAY CANDLES!!! :D
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Evil Kazoo @evilkazooks.bsky.social · 7d
been trying to figure out when i played certain games for archival purposes and this is the only evidence i have of me starting metal gear solid
discord screenshot, dated February 1st, 2024, 7:33 PM. Mpreg Emoji (with an alear icon) (this is, in fact, me) says "everyone shut up im playing Gay Sex Simulator 1998", over a crooked photo i took of the MGS1 title screen
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Evil Kazoo @evilkazooks.bsky.social · 8d
ok that level was kinda fire i'm not even gonna lie
You got a Star! Heavy Metal Mecha-Bowser Toy Time Galaxy (stars x80)
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Evil Kazoo @evilkazooks.bsky.social · 9d
anyways i wanna do the rest of the levels before We Depart bc i literally JUST opened a new observatory 😭😭