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this might be the nicest thing anyone has ever said about me besides saying i have great tits…wow
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i could eat mcdonalds breakfast for every meal for the rest of my life and never get tired of it
December 7, 2025 at 4:03 AM
i could eat mcdonalds breakfast for every meal for the rest of my life and never get tired of it
these words are in the bible, don’t fact check me it’s true i promise
how to jelk executive function and goon motivation
December 6, 2025 at 1:14 AM
these words are in the bible, don’t fact check me it’s true i promise
how to jelk executive function and goon motivation
December 6, 2025 at 1:13 AM
how to jelk executive function and goon motivation
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cant stop thinking about byler
December 5, 2025 at 5:37 AM
cant stop thinking about byler
i like when my neurologist tells me to mean mug her before my botox
December 4, 2025 at 8:23 PM
i like when my neurologist tells me to mean mug her before my botox
never thought i’d be getting botox at 24, but life is beautiful if this means my migraines go away
December 4, 2025 at 7:42 PM
never thought i’d be getting botox at 24, but life is beautiful if this means my migraines go away
having hot flashes crazy style
December 4, 2025 at 6:34 PM
having hot flashes crazy style
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fuck i have to come out to my family as a shambolic rube when i literally just came out to them as a fetid moppet last year
December 4, 2025 at 1:17 AM
fuck i have to come out to my family as a shambolic rube when i literally just came out to them as a fetid moppet last year
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Get yourself a girl who will pump your legs like a baby when you have to fart but cant
December 2, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Get yourself a girl who will pump your legs like a baby when you have to fart but cant
iris loves sitting on my ass, and i love that for her cause girl same
December 2, 2025 at 8:22 PM
iris loves sitting on my ass, and i love that for her cause girl same
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websites every time i visit them for the first time
December 1, 2025 at 6:11 PM
websites every time i visit them for the first time
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What should I say as a vegan when my uncle asks "you're really not eating turkey on Thanksgiving??" because apparently "you don't have gay sex during pride month" was the wrong answer
November 27, 2025 at 9:44 PM
What should I say as a vegan when my uncle asks "you're really not eating turkey on Thanksgiving??" because apparently "you don't have gay sex during pride month" was the wrong answer
idk…this new american girl doll movie is kinda scary y’all
November 27, 2025 at 1:25 PM
idk…this new american girl doll movie is kinda scary y’all
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stranger things 5 SO GOOD
November 27, 2025 at 6:04 AM
stranger things 5 SO GOOD
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i miss when survivor challenges were just like. one guy tries to cling onto a pole while 3 other dudes try to pry them away kinky style
November 26, 2025 at 10:44 PM
i miss when survivor challenges were just like. one guy tries to cling onto a pole while 3 other dudes try to pry them away kinky style
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A lot of people don't realize this but Tolkien actually intended for Galadriel to be trans. Why do you think they call her The Lady of the Wood?
November 22, 2025 at 6:33 PM
A lot of people don't realize this but Tolkien actually intended for Galadriel to be trans. Why do you think they call her The Lady of the Wood?
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I want the confidence of people who don't double knot their shoes
November 23, 2025 at 5:24 PM
I want the confidence of people who don't double knot their shoes
i’m like if a guy had borderline narcolepsy sometimes
November 23, 2025 at 7:39 PM
i’m like if a guy had borderline narcolepsy sometimes
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i wish i could livestream my dreams like in meet the robinsons
November 22, 2025 at 5:14 AM
i wish i could livestream my dreams like in meet the robinsons
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2hollis has tgirl swag istg
November 22, 2025 at 12:19 AM
2hollis has tgirl swag istg
anyone else get crazy IBS from eating too much lucky charms?
November 20, 2025 at 11:02 PM
anyone else get crazy IBS from eating too much lucky charms?
nerve pain wake & bake moment
November 18, 2025 at 2:55 PM
nerve pain wake & bake moment
real bc same but also i’m a hypocrite and don’t want it done to me
if i autistically ask u why u are doing something a certain way its cuz i love u. but also because ur not doing it the right way and the way i do it is better
November 17, 2025 at 11:18 PM
real bc same but also i’m a hypocrite and don’t want it done to me
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im so crazy ill eat cereal with a soup spoon i dont even care
November 15, 2025 at 5:31 PM
im so crazy ill eat cereal with a soup spoon i dont even care