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evelyn haunter
@evelynhaunter.bsky.social
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i'm like if a straight guy was neither of those things
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evelyn haunter @evelynhaunter.bsky.social · Jul 5
aight well i was riveted
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evelyn haunter @evelynhaunter.bsky.social · Jun 1
woke marie antoinette be like let they/them eat cake
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evelyn haunter @evelynhaunter.bsky.social · May 16
one must imagine sisyphus being so brave about it
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evelyn haunter @evelynhaunter.bsky.social · May 15
crossdressing: 🥳✅️👍
crossdressers: 😰🚫👎
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evelyn haunter @evelynhaunter.bsky.social · May 14
does the dog die dot com john wick
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evelyn haunter @evelynhaunter.bsky.social · May 14
dogs 🤝 trans women
peeing very little, several times
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evelyn haunter @evelynhaunter.bsky.social · May 10
split attraction model (sexually into bbno$) (romantically into yung gravy)
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evelyn haunter @evelynhaunter.bsky.social · May 3
what if we kissed in the vape store whip-it!s section
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evelyn haunter @evelynhaunter.bsky.social · Apr 23
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evelyn haunter @evelynhaunter.bsky.social · Apr 20
the navy is so dramatic "rear admiral" bro just say power bottom fuck
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evelyn haunter @evelynhaunter.bsky.social · Apr 20
poly ppl are like "you put too much importance on relationships" and then have three
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evelyn haunter @evelynhaunter.bsky.social · Apr 20
cucks 🤝 1930s comedians
"take my wife. please 🧐🎩🥜 "
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evelyn haunter @evelynhaunter.bsky.social · Apr 19
john weezer i hardly know er
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evelyn haunter @evelynhaunter.bsky.social · Apr 19
fuck it *uncabbages your cabbage rolls*
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evelyn haunter @evelynhaunter.bsky.social · Apr 19
people will be named skink armpit and post "reminder i'm nonbinary" bestie we know
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evelyn haunter @evelynhaunter.bsky.social · Apr 19
no it's a mandela effect no one remembers the weezer guy was the zodiac but he was
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evelyn haunter @evelynhaunter.bsky.social · Apr 18
milk duds are so good when you don't know what engorged ticks look like
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evelyn haunter @evelynhaunter.bsky.social · Apr 17
swancore is just metalcore that's coming onto you
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evelyn haunter @evelynhaunter.bsky.social · Apr 17
family guy was so ahead of its time (transphobic in the early seasons too)
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evelyn haunter @evelynhaunter.bsky.social · Apr 17
i'm not horny i'm spiraling they just happen to look similar
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evelyn haunter @evelynhaunter.bsky.social · Apr 17
idiosyncrasies nuts
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evelyn haunter @evelynhaunter.bsky.social · Apr 17
i'm literally the divorced guy on dating apps saying aw you look like my first wife
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evelyn haunter @evelynhaunter.bsky.social · Apr 17
mommy issues t slur seeking hand tattoos awful person
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evelyn haunter @evelynhaunter.bsky.social · Apr 17
i'm woke but not pretend the wook isn't hot woke
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evelyn haunter @evelynhaunter.bsky.social · Apr 17
y'know when you impulse buy a bong so you have to un-pre your rolls
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