Eve et al. to me
@evelthebev.bsky.social
What if there was a prefrontal cortex that was fully developed?
riding this high for the rest of my life
November 8, 2025 at 4:18 AM
riding this high for the rest of my life
I just have to convince myself that whenever my demise arrives, unfortunate as it is, I'll have to imagine it as me just doing something really badass confidently by accepting fate. Idk why but that's stopped the existential dread lol
November 3, 2025 at 4:59 AM
I just have to convince myself that whenever my demise arrives, unfortunate as it is, I'll have to imagine it as me just doing something really badass confidently by accepting fate. Idk why but that's stopped the existential dread lol
hey guys wake up, new form of arms race just dropped
October 31, 2025 at 9:43 PM
hey guys wake up, new form of arms race just dropped
I celebrate every groundhog day by watching the movie over and over again until I learn a life lesson
October 29, 2025 at 2:33 PM
I celebrate every groundhog day by watching the movie over and over again until I learn a life lesson
what if Siddhartha was just having a panic attack under the bodhi tree
October 28, 2025 at 3:36 PM
what if Siddhartha was just having a panic attack under the bodhi tree
I think one of the overlooked issues in the world is that cis men and women are vastly underestimating how much hormone therapy could improve their lives
October 25, 2025 at 7:26 AM
I think one of the overlooked issues in the world is that cis men and women are vastly underestimating how much hormone therapy could improve their lives
Started learning guitar as my first instrument in April (tried piano, it was too hard) and here's my take of Mr. Sandman as arranged by Chet Atkins ☺️ I even added a few things too!
October 21, 2025 at 5:09 AM
Started learning guitar as my first instrument in April (tried piano, it was too hard) and here's my take of Mr. Sandman as arranged by Chet Atkins ☺️ I even added a few things too!
Made a new Earth animation in Blender! Nerdy details in the alt text 🤓
October 21, 2025 at 4:37 AM
Made a new Earth animation in Blender! Nerdy details in the alt text 🤓
Hoping the Lions bring some of this heat to the offseason
October 21, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Hoping the Lions bring some of this heat to the offseason
eating a banana right as my caffeine-fueled existential panic attack went down, which has convinced my brain that potassium will cure the next panic attack. Hoping that's right
October 21, 2025 at 2:30 AM
eating a banana right as my caffeine-fueled existential panic attack went down, which has convinced my brain that potassium will cure the next panic attack. Hoping that's right
just realized that you don't actually witness or process your own death. The memory of your death is forgotten before it's made. And forgetting doesn't feel like anything at all. I'm forgetting right now
September 7, 2025 at 7:27 AM
just realized that you don't actually witness or process your own death. The memory of your death is forgotten before it's made. And forgetting doesn't feel like anything at all. I'm forgetting right now
I'm kinda right in the middle of my hero's journey rn, just finished my supreme ordeal. Ngl, very much looking forward to unification :)
September 2, 2025 at 9:19 AM
I'm kinda right in the middle of my hero's journey rn, just finished my supreme ordeal. Ngl, very much looking forward to unification :)
Looking at anything pre covid still feels like seeing into a whole different world. I have trouble trying to imagine what I would be like if it never happened lol
September 1, 2025 at 4:30 AM
Looking at anything pre covid still feels like seeing into a whole different world. I have trouble trying to imagine what I would be like if it never happened lol
little do the boomers know, i haven't even started taking things for granted. They have no idea what's coming
August 26, 2025 at 5:53 AM
little do the boomers know, i haven't even started taking things for granted. They have no idea what's coming
they need to let me search youtube comments for keywords so I can see that other people thought the same thing I did about a video
August 25, 2025 at 12:20 AM
they need to let me search youtube comments for keywords so I can see that other people thought the same thing I did about a video
Every time I hear about AGI I immediately think about genies and how the moral to the trope is that when you have ultimate power, the outcome of enacting -any- desire ends up being a handful of far worse, pervasive, and unintended consequences
August 24, 2025 at 4:53 AM
Every time I hear about AGI I immediately think about genies and how the moral to the trope is that when you have ultimate power, the outcome of enacting -any- desire ends up being a handful of far worse, pervasive, and unintended consequences
(anime villian voice)
you fool! you forgot one thing
my rubber armor makes me impervious to damage
and while you were distracted I covered your skin with elmers glue!
Now all your attacks bounce right off me...
AND STICK TO YOU
mwuahahahaha
you fool! you forgot one thing
my rubber armor makes me impervious to damage
and while you were distracted I covered your skin with elmers glue!
Now all your attacks bounce right off me...
AND STICK TO YOU
mwuahahahaha
August 23, 2025 at 5:19 PM
(anime villian voice)
you fool! you forgot one thing
my rubber armor makes me impervious to damage
and while you were distracted I covered your skin with elmers glue!
Now all your attacks bounce right off me...
AND STICK TO YOU
mwuahahahaha
you fool! you forgot one thing
my rubber armor makes me impervious to damage
and while you were distracted I covered your skin with elmers glue!
Now all your attacks bounce right off me...
AND STICK TO YOU
mwuahahahaha
bringing a gun to a sword fight is just good time management
August 23, 2025 at 2:48 PM
bringing a gun to a sword fight is just good time management
I'm the kinda girl that gets sad when I'm sad and happy when I am happy and loses all attachment to reality when I'm feelin goofy
August 23, 2025 at 3:54 AM
I'm the kinda girl that gets sad when I'm sad and happy when I am happy and loses all attachment to reality when I'm feelin goofy
If anybody has a role open for a frumpy male side character in a mockumentary comedy series, I would like to audition for the role so that I can inexplicably become a mega star action movie guy and voice garfield, thank you in advance
August 17, 2025 at 4:34 PM
If anybody has a role open for a frumpy male side character in a mockumentary comedy series, I would like to audition for the role so that I can inexplicably become a mega star action movie guy and voice garfield, thank you in advance
"in another life we were arsonists"
You can't fool me boygenius I know it was this life and I will bring you to justice for insurance fraud
You can't fool me boygenius I know it was this life and I will bring you to justice for insurance fraud
August 11, 2025 at 12:35 PM
"in another life we were arsonists"
You can't fool me boygenius I know it was this life and I will bring you to justice for insurance fraud
You can't fool me boygenius I know it was this life and I will bring you to justice for insurance fraud
After 1 am everything is fun. Every other time of day? Buzzkill city
August 4, 2025 at 7:27 AM
After 1 am everything is fun. Every other time of day? Buzzkill city
The older I get the more I realize that we're all kinda frosty the snowman
July 27, 2025 at 9:29 PM
The older I get the more I realize that we're all kinda frosty the snowman
A fun challenge I give myself:
how confidently I can post things tonight which hit me with a fatal dose of embarassment tomorrow
I'm still chasing the shadow of my 14 year old self, a wunderkind of the craft
how confidently I can post things tonight which hit me with a fatal dose of embarassment tomorrow
I'm still chasing the shadow of my 14 year old self, a wunderkind of the craft
July 11, 2025 at 3:38 AM
A fun challenge I give myself:
how confidently I can post things tonight which hit me with a fatal dose of embarassment tomorrow
I'm still chasing the shadow of my 14 year old self, a wunderkind of the craft
how confidently I can post things tonight which hit me with a fatal dose of embarassment tomorrow
I'm still chasing the shadow of my 14 year old self, a wunderkind of the craft
Explaining to my therapist that it's actually normal not to have "organized" thoughts in late stage capitalism due to all the anti union rhetoric pervasive throughout the workplace
July 11, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Explaining to my therapist that it's actually normal not to have "organized" thoughts in late stage capitalism due to all the anti union rhetoric pervasive throughout the workplace