Evan Birnholz
@evanbirnholz.bsky.social
I write crosswords for The Washington Post. I also like cereal. https://www.washingtonpost.com/crossword-puzzles/sunday-evan-birnholz/
Destroying the Cleveland Browns feels nice but I can't help but feel bad for Myles Garrett. With even a half-competent team around him he'd be an MVP candidate. #Bears
December 14, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Destroying the Cleveland Browns feels nice but I can't help but feel bad for Myles Garrett. With even a half-competent team around him he'd be an MVP candidate. #Bears
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"Zed's dead, baby. Zed's dead."
Vale, Peter Greene. Thank you for entertaining us.
‘Pulp Fiction,’ ‘The Mask’ actor Peter Greene found dead at 60 inside his NYC apartment
Actor Peter Greene, best known for his roles in “The Mask” and “Pulp Fiction,” was found dead inside his Lower East Side apartment Friday afternoon, his longtime manager confirmed to The……
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December 13, 2025 at 7:25 AM
"Zed's dead, baby. Zed's dead."
Is there a kind soul or two out there who has time to test-solve a crossword of mine within the next couple of hours? First come first serve.
December 12, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Is there a kind soul or two out there who has time to test-solve a crossword of mine within the next couple of hours? First come first serve.
Sigh. Death, taxes, and losing to the Packers: seemingly my three certainties as a #Bears fan. At least they fought back after a horrific first half.
December 8, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Sigh. Death, taxes, and losing to the Packers: seemingly my three certainties as a #Bears fan. At least they fought back after a horrific first half.
Whoever in the #Bulls front office said they weren't interested in getting Giannis, please give me all of your salary. Give it.
REPORT: Giannis Antetokounmpo Inquired About Bulls, But Bulls Weren't Interested - Bleacher Nation
The Bulls reportedly shot down interest from Giannis Antetokounmpo.
www.bleachernation.com
December 5, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Whoever in the #Bulls front office said they weren't interested in getting Giannis, please give me all of your salary. Give it.
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one of the coolest things about ChatGPT is how you can actually just never use it. you can fill your whole entire life with simply not once using it. it's incredible.
November 25, 2025 at 4:15 PM
one of the coolest things about ChatGPT is how you can actually just never use it. you can fill your whole entire life with simply not once using it. it's incredible.
Forgive me for the New Yorker crossword spoiler but is there any universe where this response to it isn't incredibly pathetic and racist?
November 25, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Forgive me for the New Yorker crossword spoiler but is there any universe where this response to it isn't incredibly pathetic and racist?
The 2025 Chicago Bears might be the most maddening Bears team I've ever watched. Good when they're supposed to be bad, bad when they're supposed to be good. They do literally nothing the easy way. Somehow, they're still winning and I'm loving it.
November 23, 2025 at 9:17 PM
The 2025 Chicago Bears might be the most maddening Bears team I've ever watched. Good when they're supposed to be bad, bad when they're supposed to be good. They do literally nothing the easy way. Somehow, they're still winning and I'm loving it.
You love to see it.
November 17, 2025 at 4:50 AM
You love to see it.
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🏈 TB 32 - 44 BUF
FINAL
✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1095th unique final score in NFL history.
FINAL
✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1095th unique final score in NFL history.
November 16, 2025 at 9:20 PM
🏈 TB 32 - 44 BUF
FINAL
✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1095th unique final score in NFL history.
FINAL
✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1095th unique final score in NFL history.
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A gritty Safdie Brothers style drama about a drug-crazed crossword puzzle editor, titled “Dark Mode”
November 15, 2025 at 2:40 PM
A gritty Safdie Brothers style drama about a drug-crazed crossword puzzle editor, titled “Dark Mode”
Are there one or two kind souls out there who have time right now to test-solve an upcoming 21x21 puzzle for the Post? It should hopefully be on the easier side, at least no harder than medium. First come first serve!
November 14, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Are there one or two kind souls out there who have time right now to test-solve an upcoming 21x21 puzzle for the Post? It should hopefully be on the easier side, at least no harder than medium. First come first serve!
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Anyways, I don't really know where I'm going with this (and I haven't even touched on AmuseLabs's sample grid being a "not a crossword"), but there's so many good human-created crosswords in the world, and I'm just sad to see otherwise useful software adding a completely unnecessary "AI" component.
November 11, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Anyways, I don't really know where I'm going with this (and I haven't even touched on AmuseLabs's sample grid being a "not a crossword"), but there's so many good human-created crosswords in the world, and I'm just sad to see otherwise useful software adding a completely unnecessary "AI" component.
Generative AI tools like this are fundamentally anti-labor: Take humans out of the equation, outsource the artistry of making crosswords to a machine that makes shitty puzzles. I just wish Amuse Labs, after years helping puzzle writers make real art, didn't also participate in that enshittification.
Amuse Labs had created perhaps the best digital crossword-solving software I've ever seen, with the ability to program all kinds of puzzles that were never possible before.
That's why this news about them creating a generative AI puzzle maker is so unbelievably sad and infuriating.
That's why this news about them creating a generative AI puzzle maker is so unbelievably sad and infuriating.
November 11, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Generative AI tools like this are fundamentally anti-labor: Take humans out of the equation, outsource the artistry of making crosswords to a machine that makes shitty puzzles. I just wish Amuse Labs, after years helping puzzle writers make real art, didn't also participate in that enshittification.
Amuse Labs had created perhaps the best digital crossword-solving software I've ever seen, with the ability to program all kinds of puzzles that were never possible before.
That's why this news about them creating a generative AI puzzle maker is so unbelievably sad and infuriating.
That's why this news about them creating a generative AI puzzle maker is so unbelievably sad and infuriating.
November 11, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Amuse Labs had created perhaps the best digital crossword-solving software I've ever seen, with the ability to program all kinds of puzzles that were never possible before.
That's why this news about them creating a generative AI puzzle maker is so unbelievably sad and infuriating.
That's why this news about them creating a generative AI puzzle maker is so unbelievably sad and infuriating.
It's 11:11 am ET on 11/11.
November 11, 2025 at 4:11 PM
It's 11:11 am ET on 11/11.
I said to my brother on Zoom with about 6 minutes left that if there was any team that could blow a 4th quarter lead like this against the #Bears, it was the Giants. Thank you for proving me right, G-men. You love to see it.
November 9, 2025 at 9:45 PM
I said to my brother on Zoom with about 6 minutes left that if there was any team that could blow a 4th quarter lead like this against the #Bears, it was the Giants. Thank you for proving me right, G-men. You love to see it.
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the horrors may persist but by the grace of god so do @evanbirnholz.bsky.social sunday puzzles
November 9, 2025 at 6:22 AM
the horrors may persist but by the grace of god so do @evanbirnholz.bsky.social sunday puzzles
The number of replies to this great tweet from people who have zero idea why it's great makes me laugh and feel terrified for our future at the same time.
November 8, 2025 at 2:44 AM
The number of replies to this great tweet from people who have zero idea why it's great makes me laugh and feel terrified for our future at the same time.
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i'm very glad this technology is being forced onto us everywhere on all levels
November 7, 2025 at 1:32 AM
i'm very glad this technology is being forced onto us everywhere on all levels
April Fools Day prank where 100 constructors submit crosswords to the New York Times with ENEMA in the grids so Will Shortz has to accept at least one of them.
November 7, 2025 at 6:56 PM
April Fools Day prank where 100 constructors submit crosswords to the New York Times with ENEMA in the grids so Will Shortz has to accept at least one of them.