Etgoma
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Asexual Warrior Writers, Creators, and Illustrators. Ukrainian Amazons https://linktr.ee/etgoma
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A sword in one hand,
A harp in the other.
A blend of my mom's land
With the land of my father.

Let people split soul
And look for a half,
I'm initially whole,
I'm already enough.
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They say ghosts are scary. Try waking up from russian ballistics flashing past your house.

Try hours of total blackout, saving your phone battery for emergencies.

Try keeping your poker face when russians cry all over the net that they are victims, too.

Try war when nobody believes in wars.
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What is the past? The second you think about it is already gone, already the past. You're an adult now, focused on the present, but somewhere on the other end of the long line of dripping seconds, your childhood pet is sitting by the front door, waiting for you to come from school...
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In the game of life, death always wins. All we can do is choose how to play.
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Would you like to have a breath-takingly horrifying and blood-stillingly shocking experience this Halloween?

Come to the Ukrainian frontline. WE'RE AT WAR WITH THE BLOODTHIRSTY DEMONS YOU CAN'T POSSIBLY FIND ELSEWHERE!
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Memento mori
Remember that you'll die
Пам'ятай що помреш
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- I'm the living proof that Freud was a fraud
- What do you mean?
- I'm asexual. None of my actions is motivated by sex
- Maybe you haven't met the right parent yet?
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Other writers:
I write to excite, inspire, entertain, teach people!
I write to enjoy and fulfil myself, to gain status and influence.
I write what I'm told by the voice/god in my head.
I write to make money.
I write out of habit. I just do, it's my job.

Meanwhile us:
LET'S PLAY DOLLS!
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Book stages
1)Oh, this is a great idea! I'm gonna write a masterpiece!
2)Oh, no...
3)Come on, one more page. It's gonna get easier soon.
4)Actually, I enjoy it
5)WTF! What is this even about? This whole story is shit
6)Just write it, dammit!
7)Finished. Phew! That was... exciting. Let's do it again?
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"I know better! It's for your own good" made as much evil as any open attack
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-Asexuality sounds like a phobia. For some reason, you're afraid of intimacy.
-Are you afraid of being lonely, ignored, unloved, alone in your cold house/bed forever?
-Well, yes, naturally.
-Sounds like a phobia you treat with intimacy to me.
-Hey, I don't do it out of fear!
-Neither do I.
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Pros of being a writer: you can imagine the most beautiful, fantastic worlds with a fresh perspective, where everything is possible, inhabited by creatures you'd want to stay with forever.
Cons: you have to actually build them.
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- He - young and restless. She - smart and ambitious. When their eyes met for the first time, lightning flashed through the sky! And none of them knew what to do about the bomb.
- Wait. What bomb?
- The russian bomb.
- Ugh! This is the worst love story I've ever heard!
- Yeah... tell it to russians.
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- Why did you kill your character?
- I didn't. My other character killed him. I just couldn’t stop it.
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Fun fact about books: the letters in any book can be rearranged into a completely different story.
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UNTIL DEATH TAPS YOU ON THE SHOULDER is available for preorder!
Ukraine is on fire. Two ace teens from the frontline city escape the scorching grips of war into a small mountain town, only to meet Death face to face. Check on Amazon!
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Until Death Taps You on the Shoulder
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Our characters are getting ready to get out into the world in our debut novel, UNTIL DEATH TAPS YOU ON THE SHOULDER
Check on Amazon!😊
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The best advice I've ever got is to write a mantra on a piece of paper, pin it to the wall, and whenever in stress, fear, or doubt, read it until it gets under the skin and clean all that shit out of the system. The mantra:

THIS IS NOT IMPORTANT
I AM NOT IMPORTANT
NOTHING IS
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Writer #1: started early, polished their skills, always lived in their stories and through their stories
Writer #2: gained experience first, did research, and then shared it with others
Writer # me: "I can't find a single character that would reflect me! Gosh, I have to write this book myself."
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People who don't eat animals not to hurt a living being, why do you think veggies aren't hurt?
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- One day, you'll regret never having children of your own.
- Will you ever regret not becoming an engineer geologist?
- Er... I never wanted to be an engineer geologist.
- Exactly!
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- Who are we?
- WRITERS!
- What do we want?
- IMAGINE STORIES BEFORE SLEEP INSTEAD OF SLEEPING!
- And then write them in the morning?
- NOPE.
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- Don't you ever look at people in the streets and think like "I'd hit that"?
- Why would I attack people for no reason?
- No, by "hit people" I mean "screw them".
- What, like bolts?
- I'm talking about sex, you silly!
- Oh my God, why would anyone have sex with people in the streets?!
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I always liked the idea of Superman having to decide between his superpowers and making love. Why did they change that?
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Other people's morning today: I can't wake up without my coffee, I can't wake up without my jog and a protein cocktail, I can't wake up without my yoga, I can't wake up without my alarm clock.
Some Ukrainians' morning today: I can't wake up.