What are YOUR Eurovision Faves up to?
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(format - 'contestant' has just 'done what' 'to who' 'during' 'location' 'whilst')
(format - 'contestant' has just 'done what' 'to who' 'during' 'location' 'whilst')
Tommy Cash has stabbed Lumo and accidently became a dictator in Birmingham whilst plotting an arson attack!
December 18, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Tommy Cash has stabbed Lumo and accidently became a dictator in Birmingham whilst plotting an arson attack!
5MIINUST has been sentenced to death along with Thomas G:Son and took over Vatican City whilst commiting voter fraud!
December 18, 2025 at 6:55 PM
5MIINUST has been sentenced to death along with Thomas G:Son and took over Vatican City whilst commiting voter fraud!
Iru has murdered JJ and summoned Joseph Stalin in Paris whilst setting fire to a childrens hospital!
December 18, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Iru has murdered JJ and summoned Joseph Stalin in Paris whilst setting fire to a childrens hospital!
Tommy Cash has become the fascist leader of Thomas G:Son on Roblox in r/eurovision land whilst comitting an act of money laundering!
December 18, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Tommy Cash has become the fascist leader of Thomas G:Son on Roblox in r/eurovision land whilst comitting an act of money laundering!
Baby Lasagna has been caught shoving cows off cliffs with Mae Muller during a furry convention in Yugoslavia whilst releasing a deadly disease that could wipe out 50% of human population!
December 18, 2025 at 12:54 PM
Baby Lasagna has been caught shoving cows off cliffs with Mae Muller during a furry convention in Yugoslavia whilst releasing a deadly disease that could wipe out 50% of human population!
Lys Assia has fallen in love with Rambo Amadeus and spontaneously combusted in the horehroine region of slovakia whilst comitting an act of money laundering!
December 18, 2025 at 10:52 AM
Lys Assia has fallen in love with Rambo Amadeus and spontaneously combusted in the horehroine region of slovakia whilst comitting an act of money laundering!
Kyle Alessandro has fallen in love with Justyna Steczkowska has turned into a werewolf Lisbon whilst attending a gaming convention!
December 18, 2025 at 8:51 AM
Kyle Alessandro has fallen in love with Justyna Steczkowska has turned into a werewolf Lisbon whilst attending a gaming convention!
Martin Osterdahl has accidentally burst out laughing at the Honest Vocal Coach during a visit to jail whilst attending a gaming convention!
December 18, 2025 at 6:52 AM
Martin Osterdahl has accidentally burst out laughing at the Honest Vocal Coach during a visit to jail whilst attending a gaming convention!
Shkodra Elektronike has did a backflip but ended up breaking their neck all in an effort to try to impress Nemo has become the 5th member of Dolly Style Stockholm whilst comitting an act of armed robbery!
December 18, 2025 at 4:51 AM
Shkodra Elektronike has did a backflip but ended up breaking their neck all in an effort to try to impress Nemo has become the 5th member of Dolly Style Stockholm whilst comitting an act of armed robbery!
Shkodra Elektronike has killed the president of Estonia with the Honest Vocal Coach has received 81 televotes in Melfest Stockholm whilst drink-driving!
December 18, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Shkodra Elektronike has killed the president of Estonia with the Honest Vocal Coach has received 81 televotes in Melfest Stockholm whilst drink-driving!
Parg has been caught shoving cows off cliffs with Karol G and started a huge forest fire in the forests of Ukraine whilst committing an act of regicide!
December 18, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Parg has been caught shoving cows off cliffs with Karol G and started a huge forest fire in the forests of Ukraine whilst committing an act of regicide!
Gabry Ponte has fallen out of love with Gabry Ponte and accidently became a dictator in Wales whilst comitting an act of armed robbery!
December 17, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Gabry Ponte has fallen out of love with Gabry Ponte and accidently became a dictator in Wales whilst comitting an act of armed robbery!
Claude has defenestrated Jack Horner and got married France whilst carrying salmon suspiciously!
December 17, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Claude has defenestrated Jack Horner and got married France whilst carrying salmon suspiciously!
Melody has kicked Vladana and got married Poland whilst attending a gaming convention!
December 17, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Melody has kicked Vladana and got married Poland whilst attending a gaming convention!
Alexander Rybak has has been offended by Angelina Mango during a gaming convention in Birmingham whilst dancing to 'HOT TO GO!'!
December 17, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Alexander Rybak has has been offended by Angelina Mango during a gaming convention in Birmingham whilst dancing to 'HOT TO GO!'!
Vladana has jumped onto Olly Alexander and Tajci in Lisbon whilst rigging the televote in national finals!
December 17, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Vladana has jumped onto Olly Alexander and Tajci in Lisbon whilst rigging the televote in national finals!
Gustaph has took revenge by setting alight the family of Kyle Alessandro and spontaneously combusted in a insane asylum whilst winning the ESC250 vote!
December 17, 2025 at 12:51 PM
Gustaph has took revenge by setting alight the family of Kyle Alessandro and spontaneously combusted in a insane asylum whilst winning the ESC250 vote!
Marco Mengoni has become the fascist leader of Alyona Al-Kaida on twitter in jail whilst selling t-shirts on top of the roof!
December 17, 2025 at 10:50 AM
Marco Mengoni has become the fascist leader of Alyona Al-Kaida on twitter in jail whilst selling t-shirts on top of the roof!
Mimicat has took revenge by setting alight the family of a fish during a furry convention in Lisbon whilst committing an act of regicide!
December 17, 2025 at 8:50 AM
Mimicat has took revenge by setting alight the family of a fish during a furry convention in Lisbon whilst committing an act of regicide!
Bambie Thug has been caught by a abnormally large mouse trap laid down by 5MIINUST and uploaded it to TikTok in Floptropica whilst drink-driving!
December 17, 2025 at 6:49 AM
Bambie Thug has been caught by a abnormally large mouse trap laid down by 5MIINUST and uploaded it to TikTok in Floptropica whilst drink-driving!
Blanca Paloma has accidentally burst out laughing at Lolanda on twitter in the horehroine region of slovakia whilst attending a furry convention!
December 17, 2025 at 4:48 AM
Blanca Paloma has accidentally burst out laughing at Lolanda on twitter in the horehroine region of slovakia whilst attending a furry convention!
Teya has killed the president of France with BESA and deep fried diffrent stuff in Brazil whilst selling t-shirts on top of the roof!
December 17, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Teya has killed the president of France with BESA and deep fried diffrent stuff in Brazil whilst selling t-shirts on top of the roof!
JJ has become the fascist leader of Vladimir Putin and has been exiled from Paris whilst plotting an arson attack!
December 17, 2025 at 12:48 AM
JJ has become the fascist leader of Vladimir Putin and has been exiled from Paris whilst plotting an arson attack!
Duncan Lawrence has been caught shoplifting 291 chocolate bars with Tynna on Roblox in San Marino whilst chasing suspicious minions dressed as crewmates!
December 16, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Duncan Lawrence has been caught shoplifting 291 chocolate bars with Tynna on Roblox in San Marino whilst chasing suspicious minions dressed as crewmates!
Blanca Paloma has defenestrated Natalia Barbu in Sealand whilst listening to 'Hadje Da Ludujemo'!
December 16, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Blanca Paloma has defenestrated Natalia Barbu in Sealand whilst listening to 'Hadje Da Ludujemo'!