Eris (They/Them)
@erisdogfather.bsky.social
#Dogs. Drinker of bitter #coffee and bitter #beer. #Darts enthusiast. 🎯 Unapologetic #progressive. #Left handed. #Queer 🏳️🌈. #ACAB. #GenderQueer
Well this is 31 flavors of terrible.
Jury finds a Wisconsin judge guilty of obstruction for helping an immigrant evade federal agents
A jury has found a Wisconsin judge guilty of obstruction for helping a Mexican immigrant dodge federal authorities.
apnews.com
December 19, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Well this is 31 flavors of terrible.
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Gotta admit "the font is DEI" is a stage of absurdity I could not have predicted
Marco Rubio ordered diplomats to return to using Times New Roman font in official communications, calling his predecessor's decision to adopt Calibri a “wasteful” diversity move
Rubio Stages Font Coup: Times New Roman Ousts Calibri
The secretary of state called it a "wasteful" diversity move, according to an internal department cable seen by Reuters.
www.huffpost.com
December 10, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Gotta admit "the font is DEI" is a stage of absurdity I could not have predicted
Oh no. This will not stand. Times New Roman? Mr. Secretary, using Times New Roman is the DEFINITION of a death penalty level offense against design and good taste.
Rubio Stages Font Coup: Times New Roman Ousts Calibri
The secretary of state called it a "wasteful" diversity move, according to an internal department cable seen by Reuters.
www.huffpost.com
December 10, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Oh no. This will not stand. Times New Roman? Mr. Secretary, using Times New Roman is the DEFINITION of a death penalty level offense against design and good taste.
@dansavage.bsky.social The guy behind "Heterosexual Awesomeness Month" is back in the news.
Bar Owner Who Offered Free Drinks for ICE Tips Says He’s Getting Death Threats
The Department of Homeland Security reposted the bar’s controversial post.
www.thedailybeast.com
December 9, 2025 at 1:35 AM
@dansavage.bsky.social The guy behind "Heterosexual Awesomeness Month" is back in the news.
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Y'all the latest episode of the #Kilauea #eruption just went CRAZY. It looks like pressure built up enough to explode out the ground around the two existing vents (first few seconds), leading to a massive surge in lava fountaining.🌋🤯
USGS Live stream: www.youtube.com/watch?v=fiyt...
USGS Live stream: www.youtube.com/watch?v=fiyt...
December 6, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Y'all the latest episode of the #Kilauea #eruption just went CRAZY. It looks like pressure built up enough to explode out the ground around the two existing vents (first few seconds), leading to a massive surge in lava fountaining.🌋🤯
USGS Live stream: www.youtube.com/watch?v=fiyt...
USGS Live stream: www.youtube.com/watch?v=fiyt...
Jesus fuck.
December 5, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Jesus fuck.
Not my best donation time - 08:31. I should be below 7. Next time, hopefully.
December 5, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Not my best donation time - 08:31. I should be below 7. Next time, hopefully.
Happy Thursday to y'all.
#Dogs #RescueDogs #ChicagoCanineRescue #RescueDogsOfChicago #AdoptDontShop #RescuedIsMyFavoriteBreed
#Dogs #RescueDogs #ChicagoCanineRescue #RescueDogsOfChicago #AdoptDontShop #RescuedIsMyFavoriteBreed
December 5, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Happy Thursday to y'all.
#Dogs #RescueDogs #ChicagoCanineRescue #RescueDogsOfChicago #AdoptDontShop #RescuedIsMyFavoriteBreed
#Dogs #RescueDogs #ChicagoCanineRescue #RescueDogsOfChicago #AdoptDontShop #RescuedIsMyFavoriteBreed
Lenny loves her snow and her sticks.
December 3, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Lenny loves her snow and her sticks.
And this is *EXACTLY* why @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social should never get anywhere near the House speaker's gavel.
December 2, 2025 at 3:28 AM
And this is *EXACTLY* why @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social should never get anywhere near the House speaker's gavel.
So yes, this is, in fact, a tweet from defense secretary Pete Hegseth to his personal Twitter account. URL is underlined.
We're fine. Everything's fine. Our secretary of defense isn't completely off his nut. #PeteHegseth #SecDef #SecretaryOfDefense #Twitter.
We're fine. Everything's fine. Our secretary of defense isn't completely off his nut. #PeteHegseth #SecDef #SecretaryOfDefense #Twitter.
December 1, 2025 at 6:21 PM
So yes, this is, in fact, a tweet from defense secretary Pete Hegseth to his personal Twitter account. URL is underlined.
We're fine. Everything's fine. Our secretary of defense isn't completely off his nut. #PeteHegseth #SecDef #SecretaryOfDefense #Twitter.
We're fine. Everything's fine. Our secretary of defense isn't completely off his nut. #PeteHegseth #SecDef #SecretaryOfDefense #Twitter.
Ooof, a lot of heavy #books in #November.
If ya wanna be reading buddies, find me on @thestorygraph.com under the handle @ErisDiscordia.
And finally, remember, it's the first of the month, so give your #dogs their monthly flea/tick meds.
If ya wanna be reading buddies, find me on @thestorygraph.com under the handle @ErisDiscordia.
And finally, remember, it's the first of the month, so give your #dogs their monthly flea/tick meds.
December 1, 2025 at 5:49 AM
Ooof, a lot of heavy #books in #November.
If ya wanna be reading buddies, find me on @thestorygraph.com under the handle @ErisDiscordia.
And finally, remember, it's the first of the month, so give your #dogs their monthly flea/tick meds.
If ya wanna be reading buddies, find me on @thestorygraph.com under the handle @ErisDiscordia.
And finally, remember, it's the first of the month, so give your #dogs their monthly flea/tick meds.
The best part of #Thanksgiving by far is the National #Dog Show. Why every holiday doesn't have a dog show is beyond me.
#NationalDogShow #NationalDogShow2025
#NationalDogShow #NationalDogShow2025
a woman is walking a dog in front of a purina pro plan sign
ALT: a woman is walking a dog in front of a purina pro plan sign
media.tenor.com
November 27, 2025 at 7:04 PM
The best part of #Thanksgiving by far is the National #Dog Show. Why every holiday doesn't have a dog show is beyond me.
#NationalDogShow #NationalDogShow2025
#NationalDogShow #NationalDogShow2025
Who needs standards, amirite? Jesus fuck. 🤦
“I’ve been hearing that standards will be eliminated or severely cut back. Bari has told people that she wants to get rid of standards and is shocked that they have so much power. She also asked openly, ‘What’s the point of standards?’” one CBS source said.
www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...
www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...
Bari Weiss wants to take down ‘too much power’ CBS News Standards unit: sources
EXCLUSIVE: Internal rumblings within the newsroom come after the S&P head resigned and the network disbanded its vaunted Race and Culture unit.
www.independent.co.uk
November 11, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Who needs standards, amirite? Jesus fuck. 🤦
This, friends, is how you cover a trial. Seriously, this is top notch storytelling and that's what makes it so hilarious.
#FreeSandwichGuy
#FreeSandwichGuy
‘It smelled of onions and mustard,’ Border Patrol officer hit by sandwich in DC testifies | CNN Politics
The sandwich-throwing incident became a moment of resistance in the city, with spray painted posters popping up around the capital in the wake of the alleged assault.
www.cnn.com
November 4, 2025 at 10:38 PM
This, friends, is how you cover a trial. Seriously, this is top notch storytelling and that's what makes it so hilarious.
#FreeSandwichGuy
#FreeSandwichGuy
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Any human being of any gender who has not had a double mastectomy can get breast cancer. Unless you have had such a procedure, you have breast tissue. Men who carry the BRCA2 genetic variant are at greater risk, just like women. It's not common, but it's also not unheard-of.
Citing a Trump executive order banning "gender ideology," the VA is withholding coverage and treatment for male veterans with breast cancer, an increasing condition among veterans exposed to toxic chemicals during service. 100 male veterans a year are diagnosed with breast cancer.
Citing Trump Order on “Biological Truth,” VA Makes It Harder for Male Veterans With Breast Cancer to Get Coverage
A Department of Veterans Affairs memo obtained by ProPublica erects new roadblocks to care for veterans with the rare but deadly cancer. The agency cites no new science but relies on an executive orde...
www.propublica.org
October 30, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Any human being of any gender who has not had a double mastectomy can get breast cancer. Unless you have had such a procedure, you have breast tissue. Men who carry the BRCA2 genetic variant are at greater risk, just like women. It's not common, but it's also not unheard-of.
October 27, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Everything's ... fine?
Man in Nazi uniform assaulted Georgia student after he was denied entry to bar, officials say
The University of Georgia said it was "horrified by the actions of an individual who, while in downtown Athens wearing a Nazi uniform, assaulted a female" student.
www.nbcnews.com
October 27, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Everything's ... fine?
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ah, yes, 'blackhawk down' (2001)
My little Chicagoan heart is swelling with pride at the barefoot guy in Blackhawks pajama pants who clearly just ran directly out of his house to call ICE agents Nazis to their faces and scare them back into their cars
October 25, 2025 at 7:25 PM
ah, yes, 'blackhawk down' (2001)
Goddamn it! No! We don't need a retread of an unsuccessful campaign. We need new fucking blood.
Asked if she'll run for president again, Kamala Harris says: "Possibly."
October 25, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Goddamn it! No! We don't need a retread of an unsuccessful campaign. We need new fucking blood.
I just ... I can't.
#Doritos #Baltimore #SchoolSecurity #WTF #AI #ArtificialIntelligence #Maryland #BaltimoreCounty
@raskin.house.gov
#Doritos #Baltimore #SchoolSecurity #WTF #AI #ArtificialIntelligence #Maryland #BaltimoreCounty
@raskin.house.gov
Student handcuffed after Doritos bag mistaken for a gun by school’s AI security system | CNN
Armed police handcuffed and searched a student at a high school in Baltimore County, Maryland, this week after an AI-driven security system flagged the teen’s empty bag of chips as a possible firearm.
www.cnn.com
October 25, 2025 at 5:27 PM
I just ... I can't.
#Doritos #Baltimore #SchoolSecurity #WTF #AI #ArtificialIntelligence #Maryland #BaltimoreCounty
@raskin.house.gov
#Doritos #Baltimore #SchoolSecurity #WTF #AI #ArtificialIntelligence #Maryland #BaltimoreCounty
@raskin.house.gov
