Eric Jonathan Martin
@ericjonathanmart.in
There's four letters in "Hope". Opinions are also yours, and the views of your employer. Reposts are from my burner accounts. I don't know how many new socials I got left in me.
He/Him. 1 Kings 19:6
He/Him. 1 Kings 19:6
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BLUESKY TIP
When you come upon a post from a stranger, target it by holding the triangle button. If the post glows green, it is about you. If it doesn’t, you can move along. Try to find all the posts about you each day!
When you come upon a post from a stranger, target it by holding the triangle button. If the post glows green, it is about you. If it doesn’t, you can move along. Try to find all the posts about you each day!
February 11, 2026 at 4:00 AM
BLUESKY TIP
When you come upon a post from a stranger, target it by holding the triangle button. If the post glows green, it is about you. If it doesn’t, you can move along. Try to find all the posts about you each day!
When you come upon a post from a stranger, target it by holding the triangle button. If the post glows green, it is about you. If it doesn’t, you can move along. Try to find all the posts about you each day!
I have always said- and people will surely back me up on this- that I consider myself a progressive American creative existing somewhere between the worlds of vegan activism, sports card collecting, and contemporary witchcraft and tarot.
February 9, 2026 at 9:38 PM
I have always said- and people will surely back me up on this- that I consider myself a progressive American creative existing somewhere between the worlds of vegan activism, sports card collecting, and contemporary witchcraft and tarot.
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Global Splatfest results: Team Solo wins! #splatfest #splatoon3
January 12, 2026 at 2:02 AM
Global Splatfest results: Team Solo wins! #splatfest #splatoon3
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this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier
January 3, 2026 at 10:57 PM
this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier
I need to work on sounding less sincere. I was at the post office and I jokingly said to the lady behind the counter "I'm sure you're not busy this time of year." And then I started to hear boss music, and a big HP bar appeared.
December 23, 2025 at 9:45 PM
I need to work on sounding less sincere. I was at the post office and I jokingly said to the lady behind the counter "I'm sure you're not busy this time of year." And then I started to hear boss music, and a big HP bar appeared.
When I listen to my local public radio station on the weekend, I think "Yes, these are the correct and - might I add - perfect times for these shows to air." And whenever I listen to another public radio station I think "What, are they crazy for putting these on at these times?! This is insanity!!!"
December 14, 2025 at 6:00 PM
When I listen to my local public radio station on the weekend, I think "Yes, these are the correct and - might I add - perfect times for these shows to air." And whenever I listen to another public radio station I think "What, are they crazy for putting these on at these times?! This is insanity!!!"
A repeating theme I find on @thisamericanlife.org are stories which boil down to "My parents are textbooks narcissists, here's how I navigated my life around them." Is it really that common? Or does being raised in an NPD house lead someone towards radio?
December 13, 2025 at 4:20 PM
A repeating theme I find on @thisamericanlife.org are stories which boil down to "My parents are textbooks narcissists, here's how I navigated my life around them." Is it really that common? Or does being raised in an NPD house lead someone towards radio?
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November 30, 2025 at 1:19 PM
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Grok please jangle some shiny keys in front of my face. Nuance level zero
November 24, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Grok please jangle some shiny keys in front of my face. Nuance level zero
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The local radio show has been giving airtime to AI-generated stuff and it bums be out. If you want something that’s unfunny and frequently wrong, just put me on the air
November 13, 2025 at 9:52 PM
The local radio show has been giving airtime to AI-generated stuff and it bums be out. If you want something that’s unfunny and frequently wrong, just put me on the air
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True Tales of Dentistry
November 12, 2025 at 3:38 PM
True Tales of Dentistry
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