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EPIC! Stratton

@epicstratton.bsky.social

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Dad. Married. Civically engaged. Parks and CPC Volunteer. Clinical research. Public Health. Bike/run. Learning to garden. Will talk to anyone. Basically a human golden retriever. He/Him. Opinions my own. Roll initiative.

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EPIC! Stratton @epicstratton.bsky.social · 6d

Pretty damning if you ask me. Shameful that some candidates have received donations from John monfredo and have not spoken up and returned those donations.

This Week in Worcester @thisweekinwoo.bsky.social · 7d

Newly released records on the child sexual abuse investigation of then-elementary school principal John Monfredo in 1997 reveal evidence not before made public.

Records Show New Details of Monfredo Sex Crimes Investigation

Records show WPD detectives recommended charges against John Monfredo in 1997 in connection with allegations of child sexual abuse.

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EPIC! Stratton @epicstratton.bsky.social · Sep 26

Have we decided if he is secretly actually just Florida Man?

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MassLive @masslive.bsky.social · Sep 26

National Coffee Day is coming: Here’s a list of places offering deals

National Coffee Day means free coffee, here's how you can participate.

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EPIC! Stratton @epicstratton.bsky.social · Sep 26

Are we great yet? #getvaxed

More kids are severely ill or dying from the flu, CDC reports

As fewer children get their flu shots, cases of a rare, severe complication are rising. Last season, the U.S. experienced the highest number of pediatric flu deaths in 15 years.

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EPIC! Stratton @epicstratton.bsky.social · Sep 26

I mean @ipickupworcesterlitterverywell may not love this, but I feel like this could be entertaining around the city. Turtle Boy? The new trash cans? The possibilities are limitless. #whydoialwaysfeelliketwhysomebodyswatchingme

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EPIC! Stratton @epicstratton.bsky.social · Sep 15

My hats off to that web developer. 🐟

EPIC! Stratton @epicstratton.bsky.social · Sep 12

Fair. My mom is excellent at a great many things. Technology is not one of them.

a man is talking on a phone and saying " hello , it , have you tried turning it off and on again ? "

Alt: a man is talking on a phone and saying " hello , it , have you tried turning it off and on again ? "

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EPIC! Stratton @epicstratton.bsky.social · Sep 12

Honestly I just want to know how! 😂

a man wearing glasses and a green shirt says " i have so many questions "

Alt: a man wearing glasses and a green shirt says " i have so many questions "

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EPIC! Stratton @epicstratton.bsky.social · Sep 12

Can anyone tell me how on earth my mom is the only person I know of who manages to pocket dial me constantly using an iPhone?! It is MADDENING! I'm not talking one call in a blue moon. I'm talking several repeat calls.

a cell phone with a broken screen shows a spider web

Alt: a cell phone with a broken screen shows a spider web

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EPIC! Stratton @epicstratton.bsky.social · Sep 10

Something like this?

a cartoon character says " can you imagine a world without lawyers " while sitting at a table with a plate of food

Alt: a cartoon character says " can you imagine a world without lawyers " while sitting at a table with a plate of food

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EPIC! Stratton @epicstratton.bsky.social · Sep 9

For me, it’s less about intuition and more about laziness (read that as not having to move my hands from the keyboard). Plus for some reason I have a good memory for them. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

It Crowd Moss GIF

Alt: It Crowd Moss GIF

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EPIC! Stratton @epicstratton.bsky.social · Sep 9

do you not just use the keyboard shortcuts?

EPIC! Stratton @epicstratton.bsky.social · Sep 9

@massbike.bsky.social FYI. All for education and safety, but given some of our councilors positions on things like bike lanes or protected bicycle infrastructure, I feel like this is more of a veiled threat.

Agenda item from Worcester City Council meeting scheduled for 9/10/2025 where Donna Colorio is once again angry about bikes and scooters.

EPIC! Stratton @epicstratton.bsky.social · Sep 9

@gravelinfluencer.bsky.social we need to tax ground level parking lots downtown at higher rates to promote development. Want parking? Fine, but it should be below or above ground level businesses.

EPIC! Stratton @epicstratton.bsky.social · Sep 8

UPS just tried (incorrectly) to deliver to me a rather heavy package of what I can only assume were beans from a local coffee roaster. Managed to catch the driver and returned said package before they left. Fairly certain I am deserving of the Nobel Peace Prize due to this action alone.

EPIC! Stratton @epicstratton.bsky.social · Sep 8

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EPIC! Stratton @epicstratton.bsky.social · Sep 8

Have been thinking about this as well. The view is really something else. Amazed there isn't more development there, but don't know enough about the environmental remediate likely needed to switch it over from body shops to housing & other possible environmental or engineering issues. Also NIMBY 🙄

EPIC! Stratton @epicstratton.bsky.social · Sep 7

Really want to see them connect up the sections in Wayland and Sudbury as well as see a branch run up and connect Worcester.

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MassLive @masslive.bsky.social · Sep 6

Tornado touches down in Central Mass., National Weather Service confirms

A tornado watch is in effect until late afternoon.

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EPIC! Stratton @epicstratton.bsky.social · Sep 6

Well that was fun. To my fellow parents in Worcester, are you choosing basement with the kids or solo tornado? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

EPIC! Stratton @epicstratton.bsky.social · Sep 6

Been saying this for a while. I also want to see larger taxes for ground level parking lots downtown. Let's get it developed!

EPIC! Stratton @epicstratton.bsky.social · Sep 6

Yeah, saw this and got alert. Major bummer. Was hoping for just good weather for Pride.

EPIC! Stratton @epicstratton.bsky.social · Sep 5

Any word?

EPIC! Stratton @epicstratton.bsky.social · Sep 5

WTF?

a man wearing a blonde wig and a mustache is standing in front of a green forest .

Alt: a man wearing a blonde wig and a mustache is standing in front of a green forest .

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EPIC! Stratton @epicstratton.bsky.social · Sep 5

Wasn't there and haven't seen it so can't really chime in. Not saying I agree with his methods, etc, but I do think that physically attacking someone is also beyond acceptable.