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#johneral🔞

@epicpenisboner.bsky.social

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Adult Finnish man Hello Bro Only int if ur 18+ Pls ty

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#johneral🔞 @epicpenisboner.bsky.social · Aug 20

THIS IS SO FUCKING GOOD IM GOING TO DIE AND ITS V4V TOO YOU HAVE BLESSED ME. THANK YOU LORD.

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#johneral🔞 @epicpenisboner.bsky.social · Aug 17

Oh my god it's so true

#johneral🔞 @epicpenisboner.bsky.social · Aug 17

I am completely abnormal about this.

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#johneral🔞 @epicpenisboner.bsky.social · Aug 16

holy peak???

#johneral🔞 @epicpenisboner.bsky.social · Jul 31

finally dude

#johneral🔞 @epicpenisboner.bsky.social · Jul 31

changed my handle from deepfriedasshair to EpicPenisBoner and feeling like fuckin Shakes pear all the way thru

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ricer @friedri-ce.bsky.social · Jul 27

v2 with devil's tail 😈😈😈
#ULTRAKILL

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#johneral🔞 @epicpenisboner.bsky.social · Jul 22

hands all over you #ultrakill

Shot of V2's torso with the left arm missing. V1 is touching V2 from the behind with all four of their hands. Two hands are caressing V2's waist, smearing blood on them and twirling their wires. Another hand is trying to get inside their hip joint, and the fourth one is fingering their empty arm socket.

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#johneral🔞 @epicpenisboner.bsky.social · Jul 7

True...

#johneral🔞 @epicpenisboner.bsky.social · Jul 1

True... #ultrakill

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#johneral🔞 @epicpenisboner.bsky.social · Jun 29

Sketches of V1 from @fruitsaasa.bsky.social 's dating simulator (UltraDate, check it out). Might properly finish them later but this is what I've got for now

Shit should've been called the 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 ending

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musemachines @musemachines.bsky.social · Jun 16

gay ass robots #ultrakill

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#johneral🔞 @epicpenisboner.bsky.social · Jun 16

this is the sex

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#johneral🔞 @epicpenisboner.bsky.social · Jun 16

oh, okay! will try later, thank you! 👍👍 again, super awesome stuff, I adore how shy and awkward V1 is. makes you just want to hug him, lol. another plus in my book is the fact there are no bad endings.. I would have felt so bad for the little guy 😅

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💥 @catamaris.bsky.social · Mar 8

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#johneral🔞 @epicpenisboner.bsky.social · Jun 16

this is REALLY great and I like the art a lot.. I'm just confused about one thing.. I have no idea how to find different endings? I just got the good ending and I'm not sure what to choose to change the outcome. The website said there were other endings, so.. what should I be doing?

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